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Quick and Dirty: Team Fortress 2 Beta
BahamutZero | 4:08 PM on 09.19.2007 16 comments


OK I wanted to hate this game. it sucks, but I was pissed at valve for the release date woes, in which they screwed everyone over. It's not like I was hunched over the computer waiting but it would have been nice to play when they said it was ready to play. I wasn't sure about the graphical style, or the lack of character upgrading (having been spoiled by cod4). But this game rocks. I'm a huge fan of twitch shooters like goldeneye, UT04, and timesplitters, and here's the problem with a game as beloved as team fortress: meddle too much with the formula and hardcore fans complain, keep it the same and critics whine: "its not an update" and "where's the next gen" whatever the fuck that means. as an aside, stop calling shit "next gen." it's here, we're playing it. what are we going to say for the Xbox 720, "further away future generation"? just stop it.

There are 8 classes, pretty well-balanced, and I really like the acme cartoon style. They obviously went "What made team fortress 2 so fun? graphics and upgrades or rock-solid gameplay?" well it's fast, even and intense, and from just a few rounds and most classes I can say this is an excellent add-on for half-life2. I say add-on, because I don't think I would buy it seperately (see above lack of unlockables other than achievements) that I will keep coming back to. nothing like being an invincible dude with a chain-gun.



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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:11
BahamutZero
add me - salami_tsunami on steam
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:16
RICHARD BLOCKER
I unfortunately have to wait for the console version to come out. Looks really good though.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:17
Jordan Devore
Well that settles it, I'm buying it asap to get in the beta.
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:18
Butmac
Rock on - this is the first "impressions" I've read. And I trust you so I'm glad you like it.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:21
Hoygeit
Please add me- Hoygeit on Steam.

I pre-purchased it but I'll probably also be picking up the console version as well (surprisingly doesn't run like complete ass on my laptop).
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:24
Eschatos
Sweet, I'll buy it. But aren't there 9 classes, not 8?
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:25
balth
Oh shit, I need to see if I can prereserve the further away future generation consoles at Gamestop when I go in today!

Oh, fyi if you have a console and haven't put down a reservation for orange box for 360 or ps3, you put $5 and they give you $5 just for reserving it. five smackers is five smackers. Of course, you do have to navigate past the upsells and offers for edge cards, but like I've said, luckily I don't have to worry bout that at mah store.

Have they said if there is cross-platform playability for the pc/ps3?
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:27
Eschatos
I don't think there is.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 16:37
-D-
Bahamut speaks the truth. Valve offered to pay him in coupons to Taco Gringo, but he refused because of something called "credibility."
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 17:39
BahamutZero
and you all know my weakness to tacos
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 17:53
Rockvillian
You gonna be on later tonight? I think I just killed you once but I'm at work now... so... later I'll try again with performance enhancing drugs.
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 17:59
AngelsDontBurn
I've had too much fun with it!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 19:24
BahamutZero
rockvillain definitely handed me my ass several times.

Me: "waht this"
Rockvillain: "you ass"
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 19:24
BahamutZero
also, secondary review, having played 2 hours:

I CAME.
jorgiex's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/19/2007 19:30
jorgiex
I want to play this game so bad. I just can't see my self playing on my PC since I am now used to playing my FPS games with dual analog sticks. On XBOX not PS3. I guess XBOX couldn't get yet "another BETA" but it also makes sence for Valve to use thier propriotory steam system to say that they had like blank number of downloads on Steam.

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