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Pachter's dumber than a bag of rocks, buy Borderlands.
BahamutZero | 6:20 PM on 10.19.2009 19 comments



what I imagine Pachter looks like after he takes off his human clothes

Because the game is the fucking TITS. Really, all I need to tell you is that it's a excellently well-done combination of Mass Effect and Crackdown. Throw in dashes of Fallout, System Shock and Shadowrun (the original, not the modern abortion) and I think you get the idea. I got it early. and now I have a video game boner.

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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18
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Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 19:06
Steel Squirrel
I came for the dogtits and was not disappointed.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 19:29
MrSadistic
hey I know you
bluexy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 19:42
bluexy
I already bought it jerk!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 19:42
Puppy Licks
High five, motherfucker!
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 19:47
ikiryou
I'm mesmerised by the chimera boobs.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 19:56
Naim Master
He didn't say that you shouldn't buy it, he said that mainstream GameTrailers crap won't buy it, which is absolutely truth.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/19/2009 21:26
Jonathan Holmes
Buy Little King's Story too.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 02:05
Takeshi
True that.
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 12:37
EternalDeathSlayer
He never said the game wasn't good or a worthwhile purchase.

He said it wouldn't sell well. There is a difference.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 13:39
Occams electric toothbrush
I gamefly'd it. All the benefit of playing it without that pesky price tag.
Kinji's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 14:21
Kinji
You have less of an excuse in Canada to buy it, I just picked it up at Wal-Mart for $40, I think Best Buy has it for that much as well.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 14:38
king3vbo
I fapped to this
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/20/2009 15:36
mix
Yeah I do want this game and...

@Kinji

$39.99 in Canada!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will buy this today even though I won't get to play it for like 2 months (Demons Souls and Uncharted 2)
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/21/2009 14:25
BahamutZero
and what do you say, that when the numbers come out, Borderlands is going be a bestseller? I'd put $10 on it. Sure it might not move units like MW2, but what else will?
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Dude you really need to give us a NSFW warning. I work at a Christian kennel.
Anifanatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/22/2009 14:28
Anifanatic
The game came out, and I lost two days of my life instantly. Holy shit it's Thursday already. Want to play more!
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/26/2009 08:27
bhive01
Sure it might not move units like MW2, but what else will?

New Super Bros. Wii?
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