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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse

my robot

my dog.

my naughty girl.

mai waifu

my snack hole

my setup.

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BahamutZero \| 8:33 PM on 11.22.2007	13 comments

why couldn't my family just be normal? I'd much prefer screaming matches and the eventual drunken stabbing with a desert fork to what is currently happening: drunk on port wine, my family is blasting "islands in the stream," singing loudly and dancing. Now you guys know why I'm so fucked up.

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12 comments | showing # 1 to 12

Turtule Soup

I feel sorry for you.

BFeld13

sucks for you

DisablingEagle

I just played Guitar Hero with my family and ate.

itemforty

Hey, you know that Dolly Parton is not allowed to come to Austin? Ever?
Yeah, so, move here.
You will be happier.
:end transmission:

Brian Szabelski

Sorry to hear that, Bahamut. Maybe next year will be better.

Sniper BoB 13

With my family it's "me and bobby mcgee" by Janis Joplin...

Turtule Soup

I hope you survive to post another day.

Maurice Tan

Only Wii Sports can save you now!

Knivy

Or Rock Band!
(don't you have a DS or PSP for situations like that one?)

king3vbo

epic lulz

LarkOhiya

just hide in your basement...and i just saw that you scrawled Rare SUX! on the cement. lol

Phist

Figures hippie heathen would raise a Hippie Jr like yourself. Go get possessed by your rock AND roll music.

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