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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
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My regular column, that I write weekly: This week's edition
BahamutZero \| 9:56 PM on 11.12.2007	39 comments

so guys, just adding another great entry into my canon of sharply honed prose, that I have been posting every week concerning such important topics as gaming, and why games are fun. This week I am talking about my column of games that has consistently and frequently been posted ever since the blogs began, and the new entry in that column about gaming.

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38 comments | showing # 1 to 38

taumpytears

Wow, each week gets better than the last in this long lasting series.

brosef

That was awesome! I can't wait for next week's edition of this weekly blog that runs every week.

Week.

Simmons 2pt0

You should talk to Hamza about this, I hear he's looking for this type of thing.

BahamutZero

hehehe nobody will ever suspect that this is just some linguistic shenannigans to confuse those less intelligent than I. those fuckers will never know this is how I got through college. wait, did I get through college? I don't remember. there might have been some people in gowns throwing hats, but that could have been the orphanage. or the asylum.

Hoygeit

I never get tired of [insert blog feature name here] Bahamut.

Your consist and in-depth discussion of how [insert topics here] and how they relate to video games never ceases to amaze me.

The last installment of [insert blog feature name here] will never allow me to look at [insert video game character's name here] the same way again without pondering about [insert deep philosophical debate here].

Bob Muir

This is the best entry yet.

the GAMEGOBLIN

Stay regular Bahamut!

BFeld13

Get this man a pulitzer!

BahamutZero

wait, did I type that, or think that? ***comment posted***. fuck. well at least nobody will take the time to copy and paste this into a text editor.

the GAMEGOBLIN

Oh, but I took the time...

shipero

Meh, last week's blog was better, you're slipping man.

BFeld13

I did bahamut. so...ha!

liam2015

I'm sure this is no way a blatant attempt to find out what CTZ is up to.

Amd for that, I tip my hat in your direction.

liam2015

And by ^that^, I mean i look forward to next week, you weekly blogger you.

MrSecret

I DO say! What a wonderful and informative article! FRONT PAGE MATERIAL.

Das Inchworm

this is my comment about this blog.

BahamutZero

well thanks for that, but I mean, it's hardly anything really except-

MrSecret

NO NO NO you MUSTNT be full of humility! this is wonderful work!

BahamutZero

gosh, you're being awfully nice, it's kind of embarassing, in front of all these people...

the GAMEGOBLIN

I SMELL SOMETHING FISHY...

Workman!!! Close your legs!!!
*sniff*
There we go. Go on MrSecret.

frozenbabylon

Wait just one second here!

God

Sometimes I tell people not to suck.

But not here, where (My honest truth!) this regular weekly column of yours has been simply Heavenly. Just absolutely divine.

I hope to see more of this regular weekly column, at least up until the accident. I can't wait to congratulate you in person next month on this fine blog!

007

007's massive penor approves of your regular column that you seem to always write weekly.

Cowzilla3

its alwasy a pleasure to read this sir, I just wish you would post these informative posts earlier because they are so important taht what happened would only be a link to your weekly writing.

SH0RYUK3N

These weekly columns are always a good read.

the GAMEGOBLIN

YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED!!!

Aaron Mxy Yost

I like your other long running, weekly series better.

Hamza CTZ Aziz

I pee blood.

Knivy

Mr. Secret looks familiar... anyway, nice column.

BahamutZero

please Hamza, you should seek medical attention

Topher Cantler

This is my comment, which I have been known to sometimes leave on your regular columns, which you write weekly. Only this one is on this week's edition.

zombie lover

just when you think that you have really said all there is you come from left field and blow muh fuckin mind right of my head with these awesome stories and facts. Just plain awesomesauce.

Eschatos

Who is that guy? And why does he like you so much.

youkilledmyguy

Good show old boy. Hats off to you for this one.

king3vbo

fail fail fail fail fail

Debeo Laurus

Rawr!

itemforty

I don't get it... are you guys making fun of my new column?

balth

The stars have spoken, Bahamut's weekly column is the hottest thing since tales of Ashley Olson eating.

Excerpts taken from http://3y3heartbahamutsweeklycolumn.com:

"Never before have I seen such an expose of the fundamentals behind videogaming journalism." -- Roger Ebert speaking with his eyes to Clive Barker about Bahamut's weekly series.

"Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn't designed to catch mice at all, but to protect little cheese "gems" from burglars. Bahamut's weekly post are just like those cheese "gems," and the burglars are the readers." -- Jack Handy

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. Bahamut's weekly column would be our ammunition." -- Colin Powell.

"I'd hit that." -- Tom Cruise

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