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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse

my robot

my dog.

my naughty girl.

mai waifu

my snack hole

my setup.

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it's 2:41 am. do you knw where your girlfriend is? NOW WITH MORE VIDEO
BahamutZero \| 1:37 AM on 02.16.2008	49 comments

no, seriously. do you?

she won't return my calls. or txt massages
yes masssages they r sendsual
fuck now its 2:44

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45 comments | showing # 1 to 45

MrSadistic

no do u

Coonskin05

Teddy I wish I got drunk as often as you do.

cainball

No, the whereabouts of your mother, despite the fact that we are dating, isn't my responsibility.

BahamutZero

my job just eneded no tlike I was fired but freelance projct is OVAH! gonna take a eweek vacation now AND GET DRUNK.

Brian Szabelski

I don't have a girlfriend. Fuck you. :p

taumpytears

My girlfriend is in my head.

007

Yeah, but she's too occupied with my balls in her mouth to talk. or text... or breath, actually.

BahamutZero

need fill snack hole

Cheeburga

Quit it god dammit you drunk spamming fuck.

shipero

I don't like it when you drink. You get "grabby".

BahamutZero

dont drink kids. you stupid shit like this

BahamutZero

hahahahah oh cheeseburger. you are gay!

taumpytears

I have never had a drink so I wouldn't know.

Tino

I love you.

007

Son of a bitch, I think she's dead. And she still didn't clean her vomit off the floor...

Hey, on her cell phone, are you under ExBF1, 2,or 3? or 4? or 5?

BahamutZero

120

taumpytears

NIN is always good.

BahamutZero

im drunk not stupid

007

Oh wait, are we supposed to be /comforting/ him? Shit, my bad.

cainball

1200

angusm

actually you're both, the correct answer is 1200

Cheeburga

Remember when you got the red ring of death and all the bad luck and your girlfriend cheated on you?
Yeah, me too.

Coonskin05

@Cheeburga

That's just fucked up man.

taumpytears

Reaprar
I like that, its clever.

Coonskin05

@Reaprar, 0 because they're unlisted you twit.

cainball

Cheeburga

Sorry Coon, i'm letting his drunk ass get to me.

007

Hey, you think It'd be ok if I stuck my penis in her vagina right now? You know, just to check to see if she's still ok?

Ok, I'll shut up now.

vexed alex

You guys are fucking crazy. Go to bed, fuckers.

Darkknight37

Favorite NIN song ever, then followed by Dead Souls.

MrSadistic

You know what would make this post feel better?

A big gay-sex orgy.

Red TheHaze Veron

go listen to some emo on youtube.

Samit Sarkar

...and now it�s 4:26.

Red TheHaze Veron

OMG BRONXBOMBER IS AN HOUR AND 4 MINUTES INTO THE FUTURE!!!!!!!!

AngelsDontBurn

I can't believe that's gonna be on Rockband.

Snoopbob2006

hes the man now dog

DJDuffy

Teddy, you freakin hippy

BS3 Owner

I love you too DJ Duffy!

LarkOhiya

Video game related do you see them?

liam2015

it's 11:30, and no one cares about bahamut or his whore anymore!

at least i do. Seriosuly, this shit is starting to get annoying.

Eschatos

Drunk much?

Brandon Undead

I wanna be like "Oh wow, Trent's being so punk rock! but he's got someone handing him a new mic AND stand for everyone he foolishly hurls away. That's not punk. That's... something else.

Brian Szabelski

So now that you're sobered up... gonna drunk post anymore? :p

Maurice Tan

She was out cheating on you with someone who has a working PS3?

AgentMOO

lol i'm slow to catch up on brogs

march of the pigs video version is win.

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