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im keeping bad company
BahamutZero | 11:54 PM on 06.30.2008 25 comments


get it?

terrible, I know, but I may have had a dfew already. a few druinks. that is.

GOOD:

bad company has kickass sound deisng. design. one of first games I heard with believable reverb inside strufctyures.

better chars than cod4. more memorable, funnier dialogue. decent plot. laughed a few times. thats rare.

great character animation. mocap better than cod4. smoother talknnig and lip syunch anims.

shit blows up real nicxe. making your own structures entrances fun. getting killed by a tank whlie hiding in house is new experience. also great rumble.

weapons feel awesome. better than cod4. more arcadey. great kick.

huge landscapes, vehicles fun. feels pretty open ended, although no crysis.

motherfucking antiaircannosns. tanks.

BAD:

super linear, despite bigger landscapes.

overall graphics/ "feel" not as realistic ads COD4. lots of aliasindslkjflkajdsf. alisans. aliasing.

way too easy, even on hard. which means shorter game.

destruction animations good not great. not as good as crysis. example is: "hump" in frrames as tree turns "destrucatble"

vehicle contols suck. you maean an armoered tropp vehilcel cant go up a 30$ incline? COME ON.



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25 comments | showing # 1 to 25
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BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:08
BluDesign
So... 11 out of 10?
Puppetpallmich's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:21
Puppetpallmich
30$ incline. that is kinda expensive
Yashoki's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:23
Yashoki
I'm so funny I can post drunk look at me.
Ub3rSlug's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:28
Ub3rSlug
I'll pick it up when it drops a few bucks. Really liked the demo, and definitely will get this, I just can't seem to justify it right now.

Can has squad-buddeh?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:29
Y0j1mb0
I never understand the purpose of posting blogs while drunk. There are better things to do when drunk than be tethered to your computer.

Like drink more.
Zombian's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:36
Zombian
GG sir.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 00:50
Skribble
best drunk review ever

fuck not being able to go up a 30$ incline
Zen Albatross's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:04
Zen Albatross
This post gets 11/10.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:05
Samit Sarkar
I guess the armored troop vehicles aren't willing to pay the thirty-dollar toll to go up the incline.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 01:43
13thDragon
You are bad company.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:05
Maurice Tan
Who's Bad?
JavTheGreat's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:07
JavTheGreat
"lots of aliasindslkjflkajdsf"

I know how you feel, man.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:39
the GAMEGOBLIN
I smell front page material
wobbledong's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 02:46
wobbledong
Tanks has moneys?
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 09:02
B-Radicate
That's just like EA to charge you to go up hills. Fucking EA.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 10:22
king3vbo
11/10 best review evar
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 11:05
BigPopaGamer
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA *takes breath....* HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
big filth's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 11:08
big filth
ajreed duid,,
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/01/2008 15:00
Mr Wilson
I missed you, man.
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/05/2008 09:34
balth
I think that was a hurl in the antialiasing comment, but I can't be sure.
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/08/2008 20:54
randombullseye
I played about 2 minutes of the single player demo. Tell me how close I am to the plot:

You're part of a rag tag military squad who tries to steal gold and runs into trouble. Sort of like that Ice Cube movie.

Am I close?
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 08:07
Butmac
HAHHAHAHAHA @ SAMIT

I just lost it seriously
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/09/2008 08:10
-D-
I was hoping to find Paul Rodgers in here :(
Gangles's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/10/2008 08:34
Gangles
I would never pay more than 15$ for an incline.
Quisling's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 00:29
Quisling
It's also normally really tough to get believable reverb inside strufctyures.

I hate that.

GG Bad Company and Bahamut. GG.
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