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I've found it. I've found the worst game ever made. And it's not even out yet.
BahamutZero \| 2:21 PM on 12.09.2009	58 comments

I believe this is a sign of the apocolypse.

Who the fuck would ever in a million billion years buy this piece of shit? even if it's the most exciting game about scooping ice cream ever made it's still the worst idea for a game ever made.

I mean what the fuck.

"Hey guys, want to come over to my house, get high, and pretend to scoop ice cream into a bowl on TV? Then afterwards we can wish we had real ice cream and beat ourselves even more retarded with 2x4s."

I never had much love for the wii, but seriously, the system is such a fucking joke at this point that there are games that are literally nothing more than paid advertising for specific brands. As in, YOU HAVE TO PAY TO BE ADVERTISED TO. Shit makes me ill.

http://wii.ign.com/objects/037/037054.html

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BahamutZero

I'm sure it'll get an 11/10 from Johnathon Holmes

ILoveLists

I dunno man, I see game of the year potential.

RonBurgandy2010

Dammit, now I'm hungry.

Wedge

I bet it'll have singing mini games, like those poor saps working there have to do.

Kraid

GOTY for me. I don't know what you're talking about.

hpv

Pay to be advertised to? Sounds a bit like Xbox Live.

wanderingpixel

This wil happen. Oh, my.

Jesus H Christ

dood only 20 bux

Handy

You know, it�s probably cheaper to buy a real scoop and some ice-cream.

Rifter01

"Hey guys, want to come over to my house, get high.."

lol.

Xhumation

Last night a lady knocked on my door. she was a door to door BUTTER salesman. I thought that was the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

This is now the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Seriously?! a game about scooping ice cream?

the GAMEGOBLIN

I know what to get you for Christmas now

Xzyliac

I'm not convinced. Need to see gameplay.

See here's the thing: if they know it's shit and don't try it might be bad but I find the shitty games where they try and fail to be truly terrible.

Guagloves

OM NOM NOM

Tubatic

This need-- neigh DEMANDS Motion+ support!

GuitarAtomik

Damn. Now I want some Coldstone.

Aurain

Preordered

Elsa

Do want!

Cataract

GOTY!

Shin Oni

Does this mean I can sing some silly tune when someone decides to tip me without having to work there?

awesome.

Monodi

Ah, ZOO.

Jonathan Holmes

Wow, that is pretty stupid.

Also, you spelled my name wrong.

Clarke

Scoop it up nigga!

mix

Scoop, scoop scoop it up!

I do hope this game has realiztic melting physics to back it up.

P-Dude

I hope the story is awesome <3

AgentMOO

SCOOPS

XanderSan

I want to be confused by the game, but instead I'm fighting the bewilderment of the publishers for this also being the ones responsible for the PC Version of Guilty Gear X2 and Isuka. That's like finding out the producers of Melty Blood are also funding "Dog Island 2: Cute hats and wide-angle lenses"

vApathyv

Well, now I want some Dairy Queen (Fuck Cold Stone, no Blizzard, no buy).

adultswim810

I thought this would be about two worlds 2

Excel-2011

Somebody call megaStryke.

Takeshi

I wanna put my own wand in it to scoop me some cold balls of ice.

TheJesusNinja26

I'll have one scoop of Mint Chocolate Chip, one scoop of Cookies N' Cream, and one scoop of English Toffee please. Gracias!

CWal37

The development costs on this must have been what caused the local Coldstone to go belly-up.

ace of knaves

SCOOP IT UP BITCHES!

BulletTrain

SCOOPS! SCOOPS! HAGEN DAZS!

ikiryou

I hear it has over 87 bajillion randomly generated scoops. Lootwhores rejoice.

Jon B

I bet this will get something between a 4 and a 5 across the board!

But seriously, what. I severely doubt this will sell at all. I mean, what

timtheterrible

History repeats itself.

JohnnyViral

.......... I dont even know what to say Bahamut... I have no words...

MechaMonkey

Ice Cream is the fifth horseman of the apocalypse.

JT Murphy

Hmm... no. Close, but no. Imagine Party Babyz is still a worse crime against our kind.

Los255

CITIZEN KANE

This game has it written all over.

Batthink

@ BulletTrain;

Dammit, I was going to say that! :O(

And I'd prefer to spend �20 on real ice-cream. My review score on ice-cream is 9.9/10. :OD

Nicojay2

Hold your horses (of the apocalypse)

If you take a minute to think about it this as all the (ice cream) ingredients of a good scoop-em-up. Different coloured scoops of ice cream could be used in a Poyu Poyu style game, or scoop in time with classic ice cream van tunes in a Guitar Hero fashion, or serve up ever more complicated orders in a time limit in a kind of Brain Training/memory style game.

There are no bad ideas, only bad executions.

My comment was going to be a joke but it turned all serious. The power of Ice Cream compelled me.

Artemus

Open your snack hole!
This is the game nobody has waited for!

socialnorms

Worst? Can't be worst if it involves Coldstone. I mean, it could be "heap the meat-shit-dust combo onto White Castle sandwiches." But bad, indeed.

king3vbo

This sounds like a great game if you're high on meth

Davedude

Awesome, now I crave IceCream.

akinney77

So about that Nintendo Seal of approval huh?........HUH? Bring it back! i beg them!

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