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I'm so sorry Chad.
BahamutZero \| 5:10 PM on 04.28.2008	31 comments

I cried a little too, it's ok.

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

MrSadistic

Goodnight sweet porpoise.

power-glove

Ouch, that must have been horrifying to watch, poor dolphin.

blehman

Yeah...sad chad is sad chanda...wait...

razerangel

Its horrible yet slightly funny at the same time. I feel bad for laughing.

Chad Concelmo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thank God I wasn't at that show. :( :( :(

Butmac

I read this this morning and thought about posting it but thought it was too sad.

Samit Sarkar

That�s a terrible story.

aborto thefetus

LOL

I feel terrible for laughing at it but damn it, mid air dolphin collisions are hilarious despite the casualties.

vexed alex

ArrestedDeveloper

Not another dolphin death, I'll take the Chad suicide watch this time.

AILDFan

I know this is an odd thing to think at this point, but is it just me, or is damn near every dolphin related story reported on by CNN?

flynsk

They forgot to mention that dolphin #2 was actually a swordfish. :o

Brian Szabelski

HOW MANY DOLPHINS MUST DIE?!?!?! :(

flynsk

little marine humor for you there. you're welcome

MaxVest

Sad, but puzzling. These are dolphins, not stunt planes.

Conrad Zimmerman

Am I the only one struck by the irony that the one who died was named "Sharky"?

MissHinasaki

Shit, I hope I don't get into a fatal dolphin collision...

Dead Movie Star

Jesus fuck...

Jim Sterling

I can't think of a decent dolphin pun for this story.

Mourn my tragedy. :-(

Scape

Think of the children...

kawitchate

@Jim
Dolphin death not on porpoise

taumpytears

@ jim
I head it was suicide. They did it on porpoise.

MatCD

this is the worst news i heard all week

Spartacus

The real story here is that someone named a dolphin "Sharky." WTF???

Spartacus

Yar, the Conrad beat me.

wario67

Aziel13

LOL! smart mammal my ass
PWND

Maurice Tan

I think the one that died was Adolphin Hitler. That makes it alright.

Fronz

I was really hoping to read this: "the dolphin pushed him out of a tree to his death." :)

BahamutZero

Pew wins my undying love for possibly the worst joke I have ever read

Knivy

lol @ Fronz

Poor poor chad :(

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