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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse

my robot

my dog.

my naughty girl.

mai waifu

my snack hole

my setup.

Herpes.Raper@gmail.com

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Gamertag: SmokingRobot

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I just pushed a man in front of a subway train and it was so worth it
BahamutZero \| 2:44 AM on 05.01.2008	19 comments

I'm just hoping it was liberty city and not nyc. whatever. I think the cops are looking for me anyway.

seriously though you should try it. I just nudged this dude "by accident" onto the tracks and it made a really funny sound when the train hit him.

again, hopefully I am talking about the game gta 4 and not a real life situation.

four hits of acid will do that

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18 comments | showing # 1 to 18

Hamza CTZ Aziz

I just fucked up my date with the lawyer chick. Does anyone know if I can still date her again? Gah, I hate the auto save

Victor Stillwater

For a moment there, I was extremely scared that you were talking about real life. :(

Gantz

For a moment there, I was extremely scared that you weren't talking about real life. :(

DaedHead8

"four hits of acid will do that"

yes sir

animateria

@Hamza

Don't worry she... oh nevermind.

bleep

HAHAHA BahamutZero you KICK ASS! and also your banner is AWESOME!!

PS: your pic of the "snack hole" is�not as awesome as your banner.....kinda looks like a sex dungeon of some kind!.....wait a second I thought "your setup" was actually "your snack hole" sorry I thought that was funny for some reason...anyways...ACID RULES IM ON IT RIGHT NOW, and my MOM was on it when she was pregnant with me....and I have only ONE EYE....IM A CYCLOPS BECAUSE OF ACID

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Heres my picture I JUST took this

ArrestedDeveloper

@ Hamza

You have endless chances with the internet girls, if you get dumped you just send another email through Love-meet and you start over fresh..

BahamutZero

given the opportunity to meet me, don't blink. because that's when I'm going to stab your one eye

Maurice Tan

Haha, I'll have to try that! I got myself stuck under subways a lot.

@ArrestedDeveloper: you can? I fucked up my date with Lawchick and she wasn't in the Love-meet section anymore. I know because I sent a date invite to all women on the page. Maybe she was offpage :/

galagabug

they should have an epidemic mode, where niko gets some turbo russian herpes, and you can track how quickly it spreads thru lc.

Eschatos

Why just a subway? Suck someone into a jet engine.

king3vbo

Internet girls galore

Hamza CTZ Aziz

Ah, good to know Ad. Thanks.

balth

Dear Ms. Bahamut.

Thank you for your letter expressing interest in dating me, Balth, via Love-meet.com. Unfortunately, you are of the wrong gender for me to be interested in dating. Plus, I believe you may be intoxicated via an illegal substance that is lickable.

I, however, do not wish to be the messenger of pain and anguish, nor participate in the crushing of your online stalker heart.

So instead, please direct any further solicitations of getting out of your dreams and into your car to:

chee@dtoid.com

that is all.

BahamutZero

I love you balth. no touchy-touchy?

T_T

balth

Sorry, no-can do. I'm actually WiiSucks, and even ON acid, I'm waaay too young for you. Or the internet, for that matter.

Mushman

Try shooting someone off a bridge, now THAT'S GOLD!!
Do it with Roman or somone whilst on a date, good tmes

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