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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse



my robot

my dog.

my naughty girl.

mai waifu

my snack hole

my setup.

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Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 12:39
Excel-2011
Ho hu
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 12:41
Overcrowd
I... Don't even...


WHAT.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 12:42
Brian Szabelski
Old joke is so damn old.
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 12:43
power-glove
Man,Seth Rogan has gotten in shape.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 12:44
king3vbo
Glorious
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 12:47
MrSadistic
This one post is better than the last 20 years of community blogs, combined.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 12:48
RonBurgandy2010
.............I'm not sure what to say...........
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 13:01
Mushman
Well, that's one way to piss your free time up a wall, or your life.

:P
superezekiel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 13:01
superezekiel
Well I'm getting fired for looking at this now.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 13:37
AgentMOO
save us jeebus
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 13:39
the GAMEGOBLIN
You magnificent fucking bastard you
Blasto's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 13:45
Blasto
o_o ...excuse me for a just moment ,I need to go boil my eyeballs.
GBreaux's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 13:46
GBreaux
Treasure hunting indeed.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 13:50
Takeshi
Sexy!
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 14:09
EternalDeathSlayer
I agree with MrSadistic.
Zombutler's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 14:15
Zombutler
james woods
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 14:25
psycho terror2
how much gay porn did you go through before you found the pic that was 'just right'?
t3chn1k4l's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 14:35
t3chn1k4l
I'm telling my boss you found his stash.
Mr Melancholy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 14:37
Mr Melancholy
I feel sick...
Half left's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 14:42
Half left
You owe me new eyes.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 15:07
BahamutZero
@psycho terror

way too much. so really, I paid the price for this horrible post already.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 15:08
BahamutZero
also gbraux wins the thread
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 15:23
AlienGuy18
yes.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 15:23
Aaron Mxy Yost
Haha! Ass pirates!
HydroTonix's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 16:06
HydroTonix
Power glove
Joanna Mueller's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 16:11
Joanna Mueller
that's just not right
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 16:29
Naim Master
I agree with Mr Sadistic , but you really have to say NSFW when you do this , otherwise people might get fired and gangraped by dodo birds .
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 16:57
007
Wait... this came out on the Wii, right?


Nicey.
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 17:03
Chocobo Knight
I'm not sure how I should feel. o_o
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 17:20
Kyousuke Nanbu
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS

RE
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Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 18:43
Puppy Licks
well holy fuck
ProperlyParanoid's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:08
ProperlyParanoid
Thanks for the nightmares.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 20:42
BS3 Owner
Saucey!...

Nintendo loves you, and you, and....
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 22:38
nebones
oh
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/03/2009 23:46
13thDragon
You are the greatest human being in the history of human beings.
BulletTrain's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/04/2009 13:44
BulletTrain
Bahamut Zero;

Saving the C blogs, one gay-porn filled post at a time.
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