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Hardware Quickie: Not about dildos, skwisgar
BahamutZero | 2:38 PM on 07.16.2008 18 comments




Review of Hori EX2 Fighting stick for Xbox 360:



This may have been the best $50 I ever spent. Well, unless you count those four prostitutes, which I don't, because, let me tell you, $50 for four prostitutes is pretty goddam cheap, and you get what you pay for. Mainly the herp.

So anyway, being a huge fan of arcades and classic twitch gaming like fighters and shmups, when I saw Hori had an arcade stick on the market for the 360 I had to buy it. Never mind it came out first with the release of VF5 (there is a custom version of this stick that was released for that game) well over a year ago, it only crossed my radar recently.

The joystick is nearly arcade-perfect, the base is big and sturdy without owning half your desk, and the convex buttons have excellent weight, construction feel and "snap," for lack of a better word. Word. The joystick is solid and big, and overally it nearly reminds me of the console arcade stick golden standard, which is the original dreamcast arcade stick. It reeks of quality. and ball sweat. but that last one is my fault, not Hori's.

It has a nice custom fitted slot for the headset and the necessary Live buttons along the top. All buttons are easy to reach and fit the hand perfectly except right and left buttons which are arrayed along the top somewhat out of reach. Chances are doubtful you will need to access them in the heat of battle.

Having fully playtested with Ikaruga, Dig Dug, pacman, Smash TV and even Castlevania, I can tell you that playing with this thing is a transformative experience. That's a big word for "I could have sworn I smelled sweaty DDR geek behind me while on level 3 in Ikaruga" (that FUCKING maze).

Nearly the best thing about it is the fact it can easily be configured to play with MAME in windows (although you need a minor driver hack to get all the buttons to play nice), and being able to access a neogeo collection with this thing is for me what crack is for Amy Winehose.

With shooters and fighters galore coming (soulcaliber 4 and 1942, anyone?) this thing is worth more than double its weight in plastic. er gold. or actually plastic, if Im talking about credit cards. Honestly, it's worth it just to play soulcaliber alone. fuck nostalgia, that game is still fresh, and I'll cut anyone who says otherwise.

with Mitsurugi.



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galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:42
galagabug
sweeeeeeeeeet! enjoy man.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:45
bhive01
Chicken is a candy.

Yoshimitsu was awesomer than Mitsurugi.
Dead Movie Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:46
Dead Movie Star
A helluva lot more affordable than my custom Dreamcast controls...
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:48
-D-
Your description turned me on a little.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:50
BahamutZero
only a little? I've lost my touch.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:51
Takeshi
Looks sturdy. Is it sturdy? I'll only buy it if it's sturdy. I like sturdy. Sturdy sticks.
-D-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:56
-D-
Keep working that joystick and you'll get it back.
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 14:58
Jordan Devore
I have one, and it's awesome.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 15:03
Danmartigan
I might get one of these for SSF2HD but I grew up on the american style arcade sticks. I guess I could learn to love the little square clicky stick.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 15:17
king3vbo
Damn, I want one of these for SoulCalibur 4
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:39
bleep
Whoa AWESOME!

is it better than the NES Advantage?

retro summa
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 16:54
BahamutZero
takeshi, it's incredibly sturdy and well built, just like me. Bleep, the only thing better than the NES advantage is sex on a pile of money. Fresh bills, I mean. coins would be gross.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:46
Puppy Licks
I've been eyeing one of these off for a long time and good sir I think you have sold me on the issue.

WANT!!!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:48
Puppy Licks
Also how's the battery life on those things? Or is it a plug-in kinda deal?
yahtwice's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/16/2008 21:48
yahtwice
Whelp, you've sold me, thanks.
maxio098ui's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/17/2008 16:49
maxio098ui
its a plug in afaik. i actually am having probs with my DC arcade stick. the original buttons arent that smooth.
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