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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse



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BahamutZero | 2:00 AM on 05.21.2008 30 comments



I get the whole "cash whore" bit, but man, this is going too far. Bonus:



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Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:05
Coonskin05
HAHA!
Conrad Zimmerman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:06
Conrad Zimmerman
It took me a moment to stop laughing long enough to type this comment.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:08
taumpytears
She looooves a nice hot dick.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:08
taumpytears
Did I go to far on that one? Sorry lol
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:10
Puppy Licks
oh snap :)
Pedro Blandino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:15
Pedro Blandino
EAT A CACK!
Dynamic Sheep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:27
Dynamic Sheep
Just go back and re-answer with "huff paint until your eyes bleed". That's totally legit, and helpful.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:37
Aaron Mxy Yost
You know, ever since that ad showed up I've been thinking "my cock" should have been a response.
Skribble's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 02:44
Skribble
you could have at LEAST used Arial
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 03:58
Knivy
She has to like mexican, i mean burritos, come on!!

And great answers on yahoo teddy :P
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 04:50
Batthink
Are you sure you've posted in the 'Assisted Suicide' group on Yahoo, Bahamut? *lol*
razerangel's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 05:36
razerangel
Awesome answer!
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 05:48
bleep
Lot Of LAUGHs
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 06:40
BlindsideDork
HAHA!

SFW Pr0n. I always feel bad for looking at it.
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 06:52
GuitarAtomik
you're bad.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 08:00
galagabug
hahahaha
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 08:10
blehman
Such greatness.
Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 08:19
Hoygeit
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 08:53
BS3 Owner
Clorox FTW!
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 09:59
ZombiePlatypus
I don't see what was so wrong about your answer. Chugging some bleach would sure as shit end that person's depression. You were just trying to be helpful, and Yahoo spat in your face. Bastards...
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 10:17
AngelsDontBurn
Loloololloolooolololoolololollolol
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 10:18
MrSadistic
I'm pretty sure she likes Mexican food.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 12:10
Teta
I spilled my cofee...
ahahahhahahahaahah
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 13:27
Eschatos
Frozen bleach?
Spartacus's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 13:35
Spartacus
bahahahahahaha
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/21/2008 16:08
Samit Sarkar
Oh man, my abdomen hurts from laughing so hard...
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/22/2008 07:52
Tino
I'll tell ya what liquid bleach will cure your alcohol addiction within minutes.
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