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even the auction is cursed...
BahamutZero | 7:12 PM on 02.04.2008 78 comments


OK I know I've bothered you guys enough with this shit. Fuck. I'm tired of it and I just want to get that ps3 out of my fucking house. I feel crazy but you know what, it's going to make me feel better whether or not it's cursed. Anyway, as if you needed further weird details my first auction was delisted by ebay for an unspecified reason, so I've put it up again, with a 24 hour listing. So go take a look, tell your enemies.

My reserve price is $320, which is pretty good for a PS3 with full backwards compatibility, a game (warhawk), a bluray (The Warriors), and that 300 mask I was wearing in an earlier post.

Somebody please buy this. please. submit a tip to kotaku or something. seriously.

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By the way I got a brand new 60 gig tonight for a good price, so if you see me online, it's that one. Although I have to turn on the old one at least once to back up my saves. And I got Burnout Paradise on the cajoling of you PS3freaks (coughBalthcough)

Pray for Bahamut.



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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:21
BahamutZero
just look to your right
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:21
Wedge
I wish I could justify buying a new console, definitely a good deal.
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:22
Kotua
Your persistent, aren't you, WiiSucks?
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:23
Takeshi
Finally Burnout! Hopefully the old one isn't going to curse the new one. I'll pray 'cause I want to take you down in Burnout. Can't wait!
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:26
Takeshi
Wiisucks is right. And the word Cursed in the header isn't going to help either. LOL can't believe you did that!
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:26
liam2015
I feel sick just reading about that PS3. Eugh.

Also wiisucks still can't blog. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:28
BS3 Owner
WiiSucks is like the Micheal Jackson of DTOID, NO?
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:31
GuitarAtomik
In all honesty, that's the funniest eBay listing I've seen in a long while. It's just too bad that it actually happened :[ I feel for you man.

I'm tempted to buy it, but I'm totally not testing that curse.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:31
The Incredible Edible Egg
Thats what happens when you trust Tazar.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:32
BahamutZero
Egg wins.
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:32
Y0j1mb0
Y'know Bahumut..if you throw those nude pics of your ex-girlfriend..I think Wiisucks might buy it from you. He seems desperate for those pics...lol.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:34
Cheeburga
How is the auction cursed?
Kotua's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:35
Kotua
Cheeburga: I think it's because of...THE CURSED PSTRIPLE!
Gameboi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:35
Gameboi
Love that auction man. Well written. No way I'd buy that shit though, and I like the PS3.
burglarize's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:37
burglarize
Best auction I've seen in a time long.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:37
Takeshi
If you ask enough for the pics you could just burn the PS3. And why not? The sweet revenge, selling her to Wiisucks!
Silverhertz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:44
Silverhertz
Holy crap dude it sounds like youve been through the shit of it. If I wasnt a poor student id def put in a bid. Plus from reading that list of bad things it kind of sounds like it IS cursed...eep
Gato's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:47
Gato
If i had the skrilla, that PStriple would be minez! eventhough i already own an 80 gig...
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:48
BS3 Owner
Takeshi Wins an Interweb!
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:48
Puppy Licks
My god man! Was the ps3 built on an ancient indian burial ground oe something?

You should ask your friend who he bought the ps3 off and get some answers. Let's hope you can get rid of the thing soon.

Or maybe you should get some $300 satisfaction and just cover the thing in napalm and burn that sucka to ashes. You could film it and explain the story and then sell the video to break.com for 400 bucks.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:48
KamikazeTutor
LOL no bids yet.
Dude, if it hadn't such high reserve, I would buy it.




I'm friend with the ghostbusters.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:49
MrSadistic
I bet you anything the next time you turn on your cursed PS3, your house will explode.
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:49
BS3 Owner
Wait a minute I thought he said sell the PS3 to WiiSucks...

My Bad!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:50
BahamutZero
I never thought I'd tell someone named "robotfart" they had a good idea. But I just did. Good idea. if only the whole "smashing expensive console" video thing werent already a meme
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:50
BahamutZero
holy fuck tutor can you get me some ecto-cooler? or a beam rifle?
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:51
Puppy Licks
Ah Takeshi beat me to the burning suggestion, oh well looks like it's a popular idea at least :P
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:52
Cheeburga
Kotua I get that, I read the other shit.
But this doesn't have anything weird going on with the auction, I see no other misfortune.
So I take it as a cleverly named repost.
shmelo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:53
shmelo
Golly your in a pickle. Hawt girlfriend and craptastic setup you got. Congratulations.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:54
Puppy Licks
@KamikazeTutor:
Haha exorcise it! SEND IT BACK TO HELL!!!!
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:54
BS3 Owner
@ cheeburga

Ebay delisted the Auction without explanation...

BZ had to re Post the auction.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:54
kawitchate
yeah, ditch the stock PS3 photo and work some photoshop magic. put a ghost next to it, have it dripping blood, etc.
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:57
Cheeburga
I SEE CLEARLY NOW!
thanks BS3.

So Bahamut, disregard that, I suck huge cawks.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:57
Takeshi
Damn I just lost an Interweb!
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 19:59
Eschatos
I lack enough money, so sorry.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:00
MrSadistic
When there's no more room in hell, a cursed PS3 will walk the Earth and fuck up your shit.
Ichigo Style's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:01
Ichigo Style
you can't just add a ghost next to it, you've gotta add some lens flare, it's just the way it is...
Guagloves's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:03
Guagloves
You could lie and say it's not cursed in the auction. Then people might think about it. Maybe.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:06
Takeshi
No man you gotta be honest. If not it's going to hunt you forever.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:06
Samit Sarkar
Maybe eBay is full of non-agnostics who fully believe that your PS3 is, indeed, in need of an exorcism. Good luck, though!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:07
The Incredible Edible Egg
Just stating an observation. Snaileb and I both lost our 360s when he moved, plus I found references in Nostradamus work that suggests Tazar is linked to the anti-christ.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:15
DarkTravesty
told my brother about it we'll see what happens and best of luck to you bahamut.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:21
Takeshi
And your brother is an exorcist? Ghostbuster? The Pope? A soon the be cursed PS3 owner?
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:43
BlindsideDork
You and eBay are not friends at all...
DisablingEagle's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:43
DisablingEagle
That really sucks.
DarkTravesty's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:43
DarkTravesty
@takeshi
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:48
taumpytears
i would pay 320 if i could do like a weekly thing.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:51
BahamutZero
its true bsd
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:53
taumpytears
i am the current highest bidder, but that was before i realized there was a reserve.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/04/2008 20:57
KamikazeTutor
You can always get two priests, one old, one young.
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