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even the auction is cursed...
BahamutZero | 7:12 PM on 02.04.2008 78 comments


OK I know I've bothered you guys enough with this shit. Fuck. I'm tired of it and I just want to get that ps3 out of my fucking house. I feel crazy but you know what, it's going to make me feel better whether or not it's cursed. Anyway, as if you needed further weird details my first auction was delisted by ebay for an unspecified reason, so I've put it up again, with a 24 hour listing. So go take a look, tell your enemies.

My reserve price is $320, which is pretty good for a PS3 with full backwards compatibility, a game (warhawk), a bluray (The Warriors), and that 300 mask I was wearing in an earlier post.

Somebody please buy this. please. submit a tip to kotaku or something. seriously.

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By the way I got a brand new 60 gig tonight for a good price, so if you see me online, it's that one. Although I have to turn on the old one at least once to back up my saves. And I got Burnout Paradise on the cajoling of you PS3freaks (coughBalthcough)

Pray for Bahamut.



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BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
just look to your right
Wedge's Destructoid Blog
I wish I could justify buying a new console, definitely a good deal.
Kotua's Destructoid Blog
Your persistent, aren't you, WiiSucks?
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Finally Burnout! Hopefully the old one isn't going to curse the new one. I'll pray 'cause I want to take you down in Burnout. Can't wait!
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Wiisucks is right. And the word Cursed in the header isn't going to help either. LOL can't believe you did that!
liam2015's Destructoid Blog
I feel sick just reading about that PS3. Eugh.

Also wiisucks still can't blog. LOLOLOLOLOLOL
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
WiiSucks is like the Micheal Jackson of DTOID, NO?
GuitarAtomik's Destructoid Blog
In all honesty, that's the funniest eBay listing I've seen in a long while. It's just too bad that it actually happened :[ I feel for you man.

I'm tempted to buy it, but I'm totally not testing that curse.
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
Thats what happens when you trust Tazar.
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
Egg wins.
Y0j1mb0's Destructoid Blog
Y'know Bahumut..if you throw those nude pics of your ex-girlfriend..I think Wiisucks might buy it from you. He seems desperate for those pics...lol.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
How is the auction cursed?
Kotua's Destructoid Blog
Cheeburga: I think it's because of...THE CURSED PSTRIPLE!
Gameboi's Destructoid Blog
Love that auction man. Well written. No way I'd buy that shit though, and I like the PS3.
burglarize's Destructoid Blog
Best auction I've seen in a time long.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
If you ask enough for the pics you could just burn the PS3. And why not? The sweet revenge, selling her to Wiisucks!
Silverhertz's Destructoid Blog
Holy crap dude it sounds like youve been through the shit of it. If I wasnt a poor student id def put in a bid. Plus from reading that list of bad things it kind of sounds like it IS cursed...eep
Gato's Destructoid Blog
If i had the skrilla, that PStriple would be minez! eventhough i already own an 80 gig...
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
Takeshi Wins an Interweb!
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
My god man! Was the ps3 built on an ancient indian burial ground oe something?

You should ask your friend who he bought the ps3 off and get some answers. Let's hope you can get rid of the thing soon.

Or maybe you should get some $300 satisfaction and just cover the thing in napalm and burn that sucka to ashes. You could film it and explain the story and then sell the video to break.com for 400 bucks.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
LOL no bids yet.
Dude, if it hadn't such high reserve, I would buy it.




I'm friend with the ghostbusters.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
I bet you anything the next time you turn on your cursed PS3, your house will explode.
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
Wait a minute I thought he said sell the PS3 to WiiSucks...

My Bad!
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
I never thought I'd tell someone named "robotfart" they had a good idea. But I just did. Good idea. if only the whole "smashing expensive console" video thing werent already a meme
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
holy fuck tutor can you get me some ecto-cooler? or a beam rifle?
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
Ah Takeshi beat me to the burning suggestion, oh well looks like it's a popular idea at least :P
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
Kotua I get that, I read the other shit.
But this doesn't have anything weird going on with the auction, I see no other misfortune.
So I take it as a cleverly named repost.
shmelo's Destructoid Blog
Golly your in a pickle. Hawt girlfriend and craptastic setup you got. Congratulations.
Puppy Licks's Destructoid Blog
@KamikazeTutor:
Haha exorcise it! SEND IT BACK TO HELL!!!!
BS3 Owner's Destructoid Blog
@ cheeburga

Ebay delisted the Auction without explanation...

BZ had to re Post the auction.
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
yeah, ditch the stock PS3 photo and work some photoshop magic. put a ghost next to it, have it dripping blood, etc.
Cheeburga's Destructoid Blog
I SEE CLEARLY NOW!
thanks BS3.

So Bahamut, disregard that, I suck huge cawks.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
Damn I just lost an Interweb!
Eschatos's Destructoid Blog
I lack enough money, so sorry.
MrSadistic's Destructoid Blog
When there's no more room in hell, a cursed PS3 will walk the Earth and fuck up your shit.
Ichigo Style's Destructoid Blog
you can't just add a ghost next to it, you've gotta add some lens flare, it's just the way it is...
Guagloves's Destructoid Blog
You could lie and say it's not cursed in the auction. Then people might think about it. Maybe.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
No man you gotta be honest. If not it's going to hunt you forever.
Samit Sarkar's Destructoid Blog
Maybe eBay is full of non-agnostics who fully believe that your PS3 is, indeed, in need of an exorcism. Good luck, though!
The Incredible Edible Egg's Destructoid Blog
Just stating an observation. Snaileb and I both lost our 360s when he moved, plus I found references in Nostradamus work that suggests Tazar is linked to the anti-christ.
DarkTravesty's Destructoid Blog
told my brother about it we'll see what happens and best of luck to you bahamut.
Takeshi's Destructoid Blog
And your brother is an exorcist? Ghostbuster? The Pope? A soon the be cursed PS3 owner?
BlindsideDork's Destructoid Blog
You and eBay are not friends at all...
DisablingEagle's Destructoid Blog
That really sucks.
DarkTravesty's Destructoid Blog
@takeshi

taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
i would pay 320 if i could do like a weekly thing.
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
its true bsd
taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
i am the current highest bidder, but that was before i realized there was a reserve.
KamikazeTutor's Destructoid Blog
You can always get two priests, one old, one young.


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