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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse

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BahamutZero \| 11:35 PM on 02.03.2008	32 comments

Talk about adding insult to injury.

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31 comments | showing # 1 to 31

MrSadistic

Fapping.

BahamutZero

you disgust me.

MrSadistic

sry -zips pants-

tazarthayoot

Holy shit that looks like this chick I tried to fuck.

BahamutZero

and why am I not surprised...

vexed alex

Ew. Windows 98 theme.

Segasonicdude

Its the Princess from the Spongebob Movie!!!!

Y0j1mb0

Like Bahumut in his sniveling stage of break up, after a couple of wine coolers, wouldn't hit that..COME ON B..yknow you would. In your state & all.

tazarthayoot

I have text messages, fucker.

Samit Sarkar

That just ain�t right.

BahamutZero

not even with the hammer of thor.

Bob Muir

It's like a third boob.

ceark

wtf??!?!?!? did scarlett actually do that?

CatalystMan

anti-fap protection

tazarthayoot

I just came.

crackity jones

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?!?!

Dynamic Sheep

She's still got those boobs & that face... I see no problem. I'd drag my sac across her shiny bald head if I could.

Shoop de oop

king3vbo

epic lulz abound

Wedge

Your connections am failing.

Wait wut was the picture about?

Knivy

Oh come on BHZ, I bet it's just to keep things interesting. Also, what Necros said.

@vexed alex
It uses less resources that way even if it doesn't look as pretty.

@Wedge
I noticed the same =P.

liam2015

Hmmmmm

Cheeburga

Amen.

007

Yeah, I'm gonna have to wax her head with my dick now. SOWEE!

Aaron Mxy Yost

Is that the chick from Star Trek: The Motion Picture?

MissHinasaki

If I was going to do a chick with a shaved head, I'd have to go with Natalie Portman.

Snaileb

crazy

Kryptinite

i just threw up

Eschatos

What is it with bald chicks?

LordRegulus

This is probably the greatest uninterrupted series of non-sequitur peanut-gallery comments to ever appear outside of 4chan.

Bonus points for not not being 4chan; I feel like I have to take a shower every time I go there.

LordRegulus

Bonus points for not not being 4chan

Double negatives FTW.

LordRegulus

@LordRegulus

Yeah, well fuck you too.

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