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Destructoid Review: Pacman
BahamutZero | 1:42 AM on 12.28.2008 32 comments


Pacman is a mosaic title, characterized the most by its Berzerk gameplay concepts wrapped around a visual style reminiscent of Zookeeper. It relies on you wanting to eat an endless horde of dots for points. Like donkey kong, Pacman insists that you want to navigate a perpetually shifting visual environment endlessly in search of something to eat. As a single-stick eater the game operates smoothly and a perfected control scheme won’t have anyone up in arms. Despite its perfected mechanisms, uninspired and dull enemies clutter the forefront of an ultimately ugly backdrop. Pacman is definitely a clever mix of two highly touted games, but the execution should have wielded something special – not insipid.

The enemies in Pacman aren’t numerous and can be described as nothing more than obstructions. The enemy that blots the majority of the landscape is spherical and does nothing more than float endlessly towards your vehicle. They rarely respond to your actions.

Progress in the game is nothing more than a circular effort. Search the level, eat the power pills, and eat the ghosts. Its monotony is never broken and it is quite easy to survive for longer-than-expected durations. The game’s HUD delightfully spells out everything you need to know and while very informative, serves to only dull the impact of a ghosts appearance.

Pacman is a medicore game that occasionally engages. The interesting visual style isn’t remarkable as a result of the bland and dirty color choices. The core mechanics of the game operate perfectly, but don’t translate to a fun or challenging experience. The enemies are dull and seemingly serve to only occupy space on the screen. The gameplay is hampered by its circular nature that can quickly become all-too-familiar within minutes of play. Pacman certainly isn’t the worst arcade game, but it is hard to recommend.

By Brad Nicholson



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Fadakar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 02:38
Fadakar
I hate Pacman
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 02:48
nebones
I hate Pac, man.
BFeld13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 02:48
BFeld13
11/10
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 02:59
Usedtabe
Someone hates them some Brad.
Jetgrind Da Ninjalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 03:30
Jetgrind Da Ninjalo
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Jetgrind Da Ninjalo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 03:32
Jetgrind Da Ninjalo
well aint I full of fail
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 03:57
RAB
Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 04:19
Atlas
I will kill other homeless men for crack.

By Brad "Boxcar" Nicholson
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 04:59
Maurice Tan
So that's why I hate Pacman! Years of mystery, solved!
Wedge's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 05:49
Wedge
Front page.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 07:55
Takeshi
Biased!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 09:32
tazarthayoot
A second opinion by Ashly Davis on pac man:

"I'm cute! I like cute things! I'm dating Rev Ant! Figure this crap out!"
nicojay's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:23
nicojay
This review lacks PERSONAL ATTACK.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:32
pendelton21
Nice review, though I've never heard of the game. Is it some kind of indie title? I may have to check it out.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 10:54
aborto thefetus
uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh.......
AlienGuy18's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 11:20
AlienGuy18
shit just got real, dawg.
JTHomeslice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 12:48
JTHomeslice
Oh, you.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:15
007
...You're a very lonely man, aren't you?


Also, lol. In all caps.
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 13:33
Bob Muir
Best review of '08.

11/10, would read again.
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 15:55
the GAMEGOBLIN
ferst commant
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 17:00
Aaron Mxy Yost
Never heard of it.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 17:43
BluDesign
And thus the mediocrity of Pac Man's initial debut spurred Pac Man onto that sex change operation he felt would change things for the good. It was only after he got addicted to meth and hallucinated passing by his former self in one of his many countless mazes that he realized he may have made a mistake.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 20:41
Mushman
BEST REVIEW EVAR!
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/28/2008 23:52
Tino
In all seriousness, I fuckin' hate pac-man.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 11:09
AgentMOO
A drunk Bahamut appears!

He uses SATIRICAL CBLOG

It's supper-effective!

You are trolled!
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2008 13:09
casualweaponry
Too many people play it like its Halo online. I'll pass.
-----'s Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 12:30
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WOO ZOOKEEPER!
itemforty's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2008 15:28
itemforty
Fucking awesome.
Arttemis's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/03/2009 21:20
Arttemis
I wish I had seen this sooner.
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/05/2009 04:09
Knivy
So do I arttemis, so do I
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