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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
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BahamutZero | 3:35 PM on 04.05.2009 39 comments




Really, just a fantastic, incredibly addictive game.



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38 comments | showing # 1 to 38
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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 15:42
MrSadistic
your blogs make me want to poop from my mouth
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 15:42
MrSadistic
everybody telled you to stop making blogs
garison's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 15:44
garison
Hey thanks alot for contributing to the site!
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 15:47
BahamutZero
Hey thanks alot for looking like a smug, ugly, idiot!
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 16:08
blehman
Guys, a lot is two words.
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 16:16
Takeshi
LOL!
wilbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 16:19
wilbo
agreed
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 16:52
Topher Cantler
Laydeeeezznjinnlmunns
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 16:55
Krow
Fantastic review. I give it three thumbs.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:20
Naim Master
I heard that the control is awful , is it true?
Y0j1mb0's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:34
Y0j1mb0
Frontpage.

Also, I agree.
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:36
Kyousuke Nanbu
I would take care of that zombie kitty :)
Riegel88's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:40
Riegel88
That kitty scared me.
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:42
seigfreid
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Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:45
Takeshi
Burn Zombie Burn




Really, just a fantastic, incredibly addictive game.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:46
blehman
Aren't comments that are two scrolls considered long cat-ish and are grounds for banning?

Thanks

MGMT
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 17:49
MrSadistic
everybody telled you
Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 18:16
Krow
@Takeshi

JESUS WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KILL IT WITH FIRE.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 18:26
Steel Squirrel
Hahahaha...

These are the best cblog I have ever bean too.

I like them ALOT.

Welcome to Destructoid, your going to be like a real fit good right in here.

I see you like Amy Winehouse also, she is a well singar and pretty two.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 18:29
Maurice Tan
Welcome to Destructoid, BahamutZero!
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 18:32
Jesus H Christ
My wife has a mustache, too. I've caught a lot of shit for it, but those people don't know what it's like to have a 'stach rubbing against your balls.
Kayka's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 18:49
Kayka
@Topher

i lol'd hard :'D
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 18:59
the GAMEGOBLIN
Honestly I want to buy the game on this review alone and I find that fucking sad as shit

You can sell ice to Eskimos and calories to Jim Sterling my good man
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 19:00
The Grudge
I like the picture. So at least I got that out of this. Zombie anything really.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 19:56
mix
How about some game play action?

I need to see some good footage of this game...looks cool though.

11/4 Firetrucks!
seigfreid's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 20:00
seigfreid
@Blehman Really? Didn't know that.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 21:32
Chris Carter
I didn't know what this song was about until it was on the Muppets!
bahss's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 21:49
bahss
.emag evitcidda ylbidercni ,citsatnaf a tsuj ,yllaeR
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 23:03
de BLOO
Brecksher fucking wins
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 23:31
Usedtabe
Lol @ this blog. I love Bahamut.

Also lol @ Brecksher, how long did that shit take to type out?
CWal37's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/05/2009 23:37
CWal37
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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2009 01:00
BahamutZero
you kids are amateurs. also, I like golden grahms.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2009 02:28
nebones
It's not on 360 so it's shit.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2009 10:12
Chris Carter
@BahamutZero #33
Me too! Favorite breakfast cereal!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2009 23:17
ArrestedDeveloper
@Bahamutzero
That stuff is nasty, it's all about Honey Smacks.
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/06/2009 23:41
The Grudge
@Bahamutzero #33
I prefer Apple Jacks!
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