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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
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BahamutZero's Rules of Blogging Everyone Must Follow
BahamutZero | 2:40 PM on 12.29.2007 30 comments


1. don't post rules about blogging.

2. don't make two-line blogs



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27 comments | showing # 1 to 27
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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:42
BahamutZero
if this gets more than two comments I'm shooting everyone after comment number three
kwaselow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:45
kwaselow
in before the shooting
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:45
Knivy
***Run[s] to the hills***

( I still can't do it on drums on expert)
BS3 Owner's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:51
BS3 Owner
BAM! Thwump!
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:53
MrSadistic
Hello I am retarded.
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 14:54
IceMax
lol wut?
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 15:00
BahamutZero
sigh.
h3lios's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 15:04
h3lios
Okay.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 15:05
MrSadistic
-hugs everyone from here on-out-
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 15:29
Bob Muir
Will do.
DisablingEagle's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 15:42
DisablingEagle
SHOOT ME!
godkow's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:02
godkow
If you strike me down I will return more powerful than you could possibly imagine.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:03
MrSadistic
If you strike me down, I'll probably cry, piss my pants and curl up into the fetal position until you stop beating me.
Thornnn's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:08
Thornnn
I've been shot before I used to work graveyard shift at a 24hour convenience store NOTHING SCARES ME ANY MORE. except old gay men uhhhg.
Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:16
Neonie
I agree with Thornn. Gay old men are terrifing.
SPIDER PIG's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:25
SPIDER PIG
your not the boss of me
liam2015's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 16:58
liam2015
This is the type of paradox-blog that you use to destroy an evil robot.

WORMHOLE!!!!1!
Coonskin05's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 17:34
Coonskin05
All "Rules of Blogging" Blogs are officially fucking old, and not funny at all. Please quit posting in them, and for the love of baby Christ, do not copycat them.
Aertyr's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 17:47
Aertyr
I hear increasing the size of your text makes you look more important.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 17:52
Maurice Tan


It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 19:30
Justice
HARDEHARHAR
JRisJunior's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/29/2007 23:18
JRisJunior
snape kills dumbledore.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 02:06
king3vbo
Looks like I'm dead
tehuberone's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/30/2007 14:22
tehuberone
Fucking amazing.
SLiFE's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2007 00:03
SLiFE
Wait, so the cops knew internal affairs was setting them up?
Chaosye's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/01/2008 20:19
Chaosye
Rules about blogging

1.lol wut
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