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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
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Bahamut Zerpo's patented sweet ass one line picture reviews: InFamous
BahamutZero | 1:27 AM on 06.01.2009 35 comments


it's the best game I've played since Crackdown.



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35 comments | showing # 1 to 35
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BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:31
BahamutZero
FIRST
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:32
BahamutZero
WHY CANT I GET MY LOCKER OPEN
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:37
007
I wanna chop your nipples off and stick them on a pizza.


But I wouldn't eat them, because that would be wrong.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:44
MrSadistic
fuck you, I was born cool.

I'm cooler than Iceman sucking off Sub-Zero while he's eating Mr. Freeze's pepperoni-sized nipples.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:45
MrSadistic
farst comment
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:46
007
...Damn that's cool.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:51
tazarthayoot
NOBODY WEARS DUNGAREES ANYMORE!
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:56
tazarthayoot
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 01:58
MrSadistic
f you, my mom says I'm cool.
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 02:03
ZeroTolo
How did Charlie travel back in time like that?
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 02:05
Topher Cantler
Ladies. Gentlemen.
IronPikeman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 02:27
IronPikeman
BahamutZero is SO cool that in an attempt to prevent a fail blog he posted the first two comments.

Also, FAIL.

You've made the brotherhood proud!
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 03:17
ChronosWing
What is this I don't even...
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 03:34
Kyousuke Nanbu
You guys know how sometimes you talk about the lack of fresh content on the blogs?

This is why there's so little of it.

And nice to see you showing your hypocrisy Chrono, I knew you had it in you.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 03:37
ChronosWing
@Nanbu

I'm just gonna post this every time you make stupid comments.

TheToiletDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 03:57
TheToiletDuck
^^ I approve this message.
Rifter01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 04:01
Rifter01
I wonder if wearing a glow in the dark condom would prevent inFamous electricity, or enable it to pass through one's member.

BTW, where are all the party drunk twitter's at? E3 parties = funny tweets?
Kyousuke Nanbu's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 04:02
Kyousuke Nanbu
What I'm referring to Chrono is how you act like this c-blog cop, like its your job to make sure rules are enforced and other nonsense and here we have what you call a failblog, I know its expected of Bahamut but if you truly wanna be the c-blog savior, shouldn't this blog count as well? Should Bahamut be excluded simply because he's well known?

Yet here you are spouting memes along with all the other morons.

I mean goddamn, can you make it any more obvious that you're Reaprar in disguise? Its funny how you came back and fell right back into your old douchebag habits.
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 08:31
Jesus H Christ
You guys know how sometimes I'm a total fag?

This is why I'm a fag.

And nice to see you showing your penis Chrono, you know I want it in me.
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 09:25
Das Inchworm
damn. i used to think i was cool until into this blog. I don't know what to believe anymore.
tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 10:16
tazarthayoot
@Nanbu

Shaddup.
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 10:52
Qraze
i wub yu vohamit-shero
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 11:06
Mushman
Heh, brilliant.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 11:32
MrSadistic
everyone shaddup
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 11:44
ChronosWing
@Nanbu

Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 12:12
Danmartigan
shaddup
NotAZombie's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 16:09
NotAZombie
FIRST!
The Grudge's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2009 19:05
The Grudge
I NEED this book!

Also, fight! fight! fight!
CALkulon's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 07:03
CALkulon
Rated Blowjobs+1?
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/03/2009 12:29
bhive01
O HAI!
Wintersocks's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/07/2009 05:17
Wintersocks
Chrono wins the internetz
balth's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/24/2009 00:53
balth
I'm as cool as air-guitar playing while backflipping on top of a moving van becomes a douchebag to score with the blond then changes his mind and gets with the nice hottie girl then gets parkinson's teen wolf.

Thanks mxy.

Also, Bahamut fail blogs are win, because two negatives make a positive.
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