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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse



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my naughty girl.

mai waifu

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my setup.

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WHY CANT I GET MY LOCKER OPEN
I wanna chop your nipples off and stick them on a pizza.


But I wouldn't eat them, because that would be wrong.
fuck you, I was born cool.

I'm cooler than Iceman sucking off Sub-Zero while he's eating Mr. Freeze's pepperoni-sized nipples.
farst comment
...Damn that's cool.
NOBODY WEARS DUNGAREES ANYMORE!
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f you, my mom says I'm cool.
How did Charlie travel back in time like that?
Ladies. Gentlemen.
BahamutZero is SO cool that in an attempt to prevent a fail blog he posted the first two comments.

Also, FAIL.

You've made the brotherhood proud!
What is this I don't even...
You guys know how sometimes you talk about the lack of fresh content on the blogs?

This is why there's so little of it.

And nice to see you showing your hypocrisy Chrono, I knew you had it in you.
@Nanbu

I'm just gonna post this every time you make stupid comments.

^^ I approve this message.
I wonder if wearing a glow in the dark condom would prevent inFamous electricity, or enable it to pass through one's member.

BTW, where are all the party drunk twitter's at? E3 parties = funny tweets?
What I'm referring to Chrono is how you act like this c-blog cop, like its your job to make sure rules are enforced and other nonsense and here we have what you call a failblog, I know its expected of Bahamut but if you truly wanna be the c-blog savior, shouldn't this blog count as well? Should Bahamut be excluded simply because he's well known?

Yet here you are spouting memes along with all the other morons.

I mean goddamn, can you make it any more obvious that you're Reaprar in disguise? Its funny how you came back and fell right back into your old douchebag habits.
You guys know how sometimes I'm a total fag?

This is why I'm a fag.

And nice to see you showing your penis Chrono, you know I want it in me.
damn. i used to think i was cool until into this blog. I don't know what to believe anymore.
@Nanbu

Shaddup.
i wub yu vohamit-shero
Heh, brilliant.
everyone shaddup
I NEED this book!

Also, fight! fight! fight!
Rated Blowjobs+1?
O HAI!
Chrono wins the internetz
I'm as cool as air-guitar playing while backflipping on top of a moving van becomes a douchebag to score with the blond then changes his mind and gets with the nice hottie girl then gets parkinson's teen wolf.

Thanks mxy.

Also, Bahamut fail blogs are win, because two negatives make a positive.

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