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Ashley just got BUSTED
BahamutZero \| 1:18 PM on 06.14.2009	34 comments

so I got my pre-order call from lamestop for ghostbusters' midnight launch today - and instead of the brain-melting "HIIIIII THIS IS LIKE ASHLEY, AND IM LIKE CALLING TO REMIND YOU TO LIKE PICK UP YOUR GAME AND STUFF!!! MY VOICE IS LIKE UNNATURALLY SHRILL AND EXCITED!!!" I got a PERSONAL call from the fucking man, Dan Akroyd. I listened to the whole thing, him telling me to pick up my game, and then I invited him out for beers and then we totally got wasted and fucked some ghosts. fucked up some ghosts. or maybe they were trannies. and maybe it was actually my friend Julio but I CAN GODDAM PRETEND JULIO IS DAN AKROYD AND THOSE TRANNIES WERE WIMMIN JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING I DONT ASK FOR MUCH

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33 comments | showing # 1 to 33

Naim Master says:
(# 0) on 06/14/2009 13:33

No.

Justice says:
(# 1) on 06/14/2009 13:35

It's not a personal call if he didn't say your name, or if the call started with "Dear Computing Gamer, I'm Dan Akroyd...".

Also whats wrong with you Bahamut, there's no hilarity in this blog, just fail.

doctor insidious says:
(# 2) on 06/14/2009 13:38

I agree with JUSTICE

MrSadistic says:
(# 3) on 06/14/2009 13:40

what mrsadistic said

BahamutZero says:
(# 4) on 06/14/2009 13:43

I win with tranny power. deal with it.

Justice says:
(# 5) on 06/14/2009 13:51

Dude.

Magnalon says:
(# 6) on 06/14/2009 13:56

I wish you were drunk when you made this blog so it was actually funny.

NO

BahamutZero says:
(# 7) on 06/14/2009 14:10

who says I'm not

YES

Mr Wrighty 987 says:
(# 8) on 06/14/2009 14:11

Cool story bro

MrSadistic says:
(# 9) on 06/14/2009 14:12

is that girl in the red really a tranny? I would so hit that either way.

Takeshi says:
(# 10) on 06/14/2009 14:12

MechaMonkey says:
(# 11) on 06/14/2009 14:30

Takeshi, our Hope and Redeemer.

Takeshi says:
(# 12) on 06/14/2009 14:33

No man, I just wanted to share what I found on my toilet yesterday. Hope it doesn't eat to much because I'm planning on keeping it.

AgentMOO says:
(# 13) on 06/14/2009 14:33

Takeshi has the power to sum up an entire cblogging career in one image. Kudos

Justice says:
(# 14) on 06/14/2009 14:50

The red one appears to be Christina Aguilera, plus they look pregnant so I would assume that's really her. Unless "fake-pregnant" trannies are the new in thing.

BahamutZero says:
(# 15) on 06/14/2009 14:59

justice's mom was a fake pregnant tranny

Justice says:
(# 16) on 06/14/2009 15:06

BahamutZero's mom is a fake pregnant tranny.

RonBurgandy2010 says:
(# 17) on 06/14/2009 15:13

Takeshi says:
(# 18) on 06/14/2009 15:21

I wish my mom was a fake pregnant tranny. Would be a bloody good laugh.

Kyousuke Nanbu says:
(# 19) on 06/14/2009 15:56

Another quality blog from Bahamut.

Do something more extreme, maybe you'll get banned.

Professor Pew says:
(# 20) on 06/14/2009 18:15

Chicks, Dicks and Videogames!

A new indie movie by our own BMZ!

FlikNightshade says:
(# 21) on 06/14/2009 18:43

This thread has way too many trannies.

Jesus H Christ says:
(# 22) on 06/14/2009 19:15

Well I liked it.

Vigor says:
(# 23) on 06/14/2009 21:20

Which one is the tranny?

13thDragon says:
(# 24) on 06/14/2009 21:32

I wish I could fuck a ghost.

JLanphear says:
(# 25) on 06/14/2009 22:37

I'm all trannied out now. . . definitely.

Matthew Razak says:
(# 26) on 06/14/2009 23:06

I click on one Cblog a day and this had to be it...

garison says:
(# 27) on 06/15/2009 00:05

That's not Christina Agulara. That's me.

RAB says:
(# 28) on 06/15/2009 00:34

SO MANY COMMENTS GIVE HIM SOME MOAR

BS3 Owner says:
(# 29) on 06/15/2009 00:44

*MOAR!!!!!*

13thDragon says:
(# 30) on 06/15/2009 00:53

I would totally do Ashley strictly based upon your description of her voice.

Qraze says:
(# 31) on 06/15/2009 01:43

i guess we found "who they gonna call" huh?

Corican says:
(# 32) on 06/15/2009 05:50

Number 3.

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