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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
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Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse

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Ashley just got BUSTED
BahamutZero \| 1:18 PM on 06.14.2009	35 comments

so I got my pre-order call from lamestop for ghostbusters' midnight launch today - and instead of the brain-melting "HIIIIII THIS IS LIKE ASHLEY, AND IM LIKE CALLING TO REMIND YOU TO LIKE PICK UP YOUR GAME AND STUFF!!! MY VOICE IS LIKE UNNATURALLY SHRILL AND EXCITED!!!" I got a PERSONAL call from the fucking man, Dan Akroyd. I listened to the whole thing, him telling me to pick up my game, and then I invited him out for beers and then we totally got wasted and fucked some ghosts. fucked up some ghosts. or maybe they were trannies. and maybe it was actually my friend Julio but I CAN GODDAM PRETEND JULIO IS DAN AKROYD AND THOSE TRANNIES WERE WIMMIN JUST GIVE ME THIS ONE THING I DONT ASK FOR MUCH

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33 comments | showing # 1 to 33

Naim Master

No.

Justice

It's not a personal call if he didn't say your name, or if the call started with "Dear Computing Gamer, I'm Dan Akroyd...".

Also whats wrong with you Bahamut, there's no hilarity in this blog, just fail.

doctor insidious

I agree with JUSTICE

MrSadistic

what mrsadistic said

BahamutZero

I win with tranny power. deal with it.

Justice

Dude.

Chris Carter

I wish you were drunk when you made this blog so it was actually funny.

NO

BahamutZero

who says I'm not

YES

Mr Wrighty 987

Cool story bro

MrSadistic

is that girl in the red really a tranny? I would so hit that either way.

Takeshi

MechaMonkey

Takeshi, our Hope and Redeemer.

Takeshi

No man, I just wanted to share what I found on my toilet yesterday. Hope it doesn't eat to much because I'm planning on keeping it.

AgentMOO

Takeshi has the power to sum up an entire cblogging career in one image. Kudos

Justice

The red one appears to be Christina Aguilera, plus they look pregnant so I would assume that's really her. Unless "fake-pregnant" trannies are the new in thing.

BahamutZero

justice's mom was a fake pregnant tranny

Justice

BahamutZero's mom is a fake pregnant tranny.

RonBurgandy2010

Takeshi

I wish my mom was a fake pregnant tranny. Would be a bloody good laugh.

Kyousuke Nanbu

Another quality blog from Bahamut.

Do something more extreme, maybe you'll get banned.

Maurice Tan

Chicks, Dicks and Videogames!

A new indie movie by our own BMZ!

FlikNightshade

This thread has way too many trannies.

Jesus H Christ

Well I liked it.

Vigor

Which one is the tranny?

13thDragon

I wish I could fuck a ghost.

JLanphear

I'm all trannied out now. . . definitely.

Matthew Razak

I click on one Cblog a day and this had to be it...

garison

That's not Christina Agulara. That's me.

RAB

SO MANY COMMENTS GIVE HIM SOME MOAR

BS3 Owner

*MOAR!!!!!*

13thDragon

I would totally do Ashley strictly based upon your description of her voice.

Qraze

i guess we found "who they gonna call" huh?

Corican

Number 3.

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