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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
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BahamutZero | 4:24 PM on 05.07.2008 38 comments



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35 comments | showing # 1 to 35
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blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 16:29
blehman
Hey meng, she's already back in jail.

Make it July.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 16:38
king3vbo
I put my money on November, I think she has a little more fight in her
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 16:43
MrSadistic
my money goes to 100 tacos for 100 bucks.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 16:55
AgentMOO
Man, what a train wreck, I can't even come up with a funny comment to exaggerate how fucked up she is.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:06
007
...has anyone ever noticed that tattoo before?
MaxVest's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:20
MaxVest
I don't know, I think she's more likely to just continue devolving into some lesser species, at which point her access to drugs will be greatly curtailed.
Colette Bennett's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:23
Colette Bennett
HAHAHAH! Best cblog title ever.
niacin's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:26
niacin
meh I think her problems are hugely exaggerated by a media desperate for ratings, she is probably going to outlive us all. Well we are all genuine crack heads here.
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:41
velcroman
amen.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 17:48
Jim Sterling
"...has anyone ever noticed that tattoo before?"

I doubt that SHE has.
Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:00
Aaron Mxy Yost
God, I remember when she used to be hot.
akathatoneguy's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:02
akathatoneguy
Man, that's a damn shame.
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:04
Tino
Omfg. Whered you get a screencap from King Kong
RHWeeeee6's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:25
RHWeeeee6
Yeah, I dont think she knows that tatoo is there either Jim.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:37
BahamutZero
deal.
Vlambo's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:40
Vlambo
I'm taking $50 Canadian on August of 1876
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 18:41
13thDragon
You know, she used to look pretty decent.



Hoygeit's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:01
Hoygeit
You're on sir.
kawitchate's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:02
kawitchate
you mean she's not already dead?
(inside)
Butmac's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 19:05
Butmac
Damn! I had no idea she looked like that before.

I'll give her a failed rehab stint, a relapse, and then an overdose.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:14
Samit Sarkar
“Cocaine is a hell of a drug!”
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 20:44
MechaMonkey
I'm gonna go with the long odds and say she's got a temporary clean-up long enough for another album left in her. Then she'll lose it completely.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 21:18
Niero
sigh.

Demios's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 21:21
Demios
That bitch looks like a member of the undead for the last few months anyway. Looks like she'll be actually joining them soon.

Her marriage is on the rocks so that should seal the deal. Then she'll be idolized. *Sigh*
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/07/2008 22:59
Brian Szabelski
The wonders of meth, everyone.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 05:17
Justice
VOM!
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 06:11
Batthink
She looks like she has slept on a piece of microwave food packaging. O_o
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 07:31
Char Aznable
Comparing the "before" and "after" pictures is incredibly depressing.
galagabug 's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 08:15
galagabug
wtf is up with the tin foil?
Kryptinite's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:23
Kryptinite
holy shit..she use to look pretty good!

Also, what Samit said.
Ichigo Style's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 11:23
Ichigo Style
gala stole my comment :( What the hell is with the Tin-foil?
Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 12:10
Char Aznable
Isn't she dying her hair with the tin foil?
AngelsDontBurn's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 18:22
AngelsDontBurn
She's a perfect example of what drugs can do to ya. Looking at her now it's almost crazy to think I thought she was attractive at one point, it's pretty sad. She looks like she's dying.
Brandon Undead's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 20:46
Brandon Undead
not JUST attractive, Angels, SEXTRACTIVE. In Niero's second picture, I could bag her and pretend it was Maria Carey.
Phist's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/08/2008 21:19
Phist
I thought she was dead. Fuck.
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