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Name: Bahamut "Mancakes" Zero
Blood Type: ICE
Fighting Style: MAVERICK
Favorite Stance: legalize it.
Weapon of choice: Christopher Walken
Drug of choice: crack. mostly crack.
1st Alternate Drug of choice: huffin' duster
2nd Alternate Drug of choice: icy hot
Favorite Book: God Hand
Favorite Movies: Gin and Tonic
Favorite Game: Medieval 2 Total War
Weakness: gas
Favorite writer: Criss Angel
Current room status: sparse.
Mood: Better than a tranny pequeno Amy Winehouse

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BahamutZero \| 11:39 AM on 01.02.2008	60 comments

so I hit 5000 comments and unlike usual I actually noticed. I am addicted to commenting, but I am also addicted to large, even numbers and shiny objects, so I am going to try an experiment. I am not going to comment until

A) I get drunk or high and forget

B) some joke presents itself or some troll is so wrong or so funny I can't resist

If it's a person and not a "thing" I'm replying to, I'll try and send a little something along to the "winner"

like a date with me. I'll only have sex for lobster though.

and the lobster must be involved.

[EDIT: I hate all of you.]

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58 comments | showing # 1 to 50

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Cowzilla3

Are you offering me a challenge!!!???

galagabug

a thing? as in.. that thing? as in that thing i sent you? did you get it? the thing? that i sent?

blehman

I know what I has...

CodenameV

I liked the part where you said you weren't gonna comment, but then told us you were going to anyways.

aborto thefetus

lets try this out.....

YOU SUCK!!!

MrSadistic

Nothing like a good ol' fashion marijuana induced drunken lobster orgy.

BlindsideDork

Winner gets to watch you have teh sex with a lobster?

Tragic Hero

I had sex with your spouse or significant other.

blehman

The sports team from my area is far superior to the sports team from your area.

Hoygeit

Mmm.... Lobster on Man action.

aborto thefetus

YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRY!

Mr Wilson

aPoKaLyPsE and his Dad, Doug, just told me they were on the way to NY to fuck you sideways. And they said they arent bringing a lobster, just a buffalo, a power drill, and jumper cables. And lots and lots of KY Jelly. There gonna put you in a hole in the ground and make you put the lotion on the skin. Except its not lotion. Its man cream mixed with buffalo cream. Also they said you suck ass at COD4.

...That is All

Snaileb

I just passed 8000 comments but you don't see me posting it.

Oh yeah, that's right, because having 8000 comments means Im laym with nothing better to do. Or because I f*cking LOVE DTOID!

MrSadistic

I'm so lonely.

blehman

So ronry and sadry arone MrSadistic? It's kinda sirry. But not rerry.

-D-

If you win a date with Bahamut, I hear he likes the "brazilian" if you catch my drift.

aborto thefetus

Everybody flame him more. we need to make him cave!

blehman

How many is in a "brazilian" D?

MrSadistic

Oh so lonely.

Anyway, everyone has to have sex with a lobster at least once. It's fan-fucking-tastic.

bhive01

I guess I'm over 3000 comments. I didn't even know it either.

I also just finished listening to Rico Suave. That's right bitches. And, I have a gamerscore of 110. Eat that BHZ. I'm catching up.

king3vbo

MOAR FLAMES

weedgan

My cats name is combo breaker.

EternalDeathSlayer

Sadly, I have over 1100 comments in like 2 months. Work is boring. And my gamerscore is like 30. And weedgan continues to fail.

blehman

Hippie spam?

Eschatos

I was gonna make an amazing post at 1337 comments, but I forgot at the critical moment, and only realized at 1339.

blehman

Ugly hippie child?

blehman

Another SmokingRobot as a child pic:

blehman

BZ as an adult:

blehman

BZ's real woman:

blehman

BZ's "hook-up":

blehman

BZ not getting the idea:

shipero

Here's one no one can resist.

Knock Knock...

tazarthayoot

BZ's Hippie dog?

tazarthayoot

@Shipero
WHO'S THAR!?!

shipero

@tazar

mercy book

blehman

Just comment BZ!! You're making Santa upset!!

MrSadistic

I want some hip pies.

Dynamic Sheep

I WIN!

Cheeburga

Penis.

Camalen

Este blog es d�bil. Silencio es d�bil!

Kryptinite

balls

MaxVest

@shipero: mercy book who*?

* I don't speak French, btw.

shipero

@MaxVest

De rien.

Wocka Wocka Wocka.

BahamutZero

camalen

NO YOU ARE

Southparker

Jesus tap dancing christ, what have they done to your blog, it's a disaster, there are hippies every where and people saying penis, and a fucking talking goat!

Camalen

Que es una buena broma. Estoy riendo. Riendo de ti.

Dynamic Sheep

@Camalen

�Que?

MrSadistic

My penis just had around 5 heart attacks right now.

Camalen

No tengo ning�n problema con las ovejas.

tazarthayoot

@Southparker

Actually, all that's normal.

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