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A vow of silence
BahamutZero | 11:39 AM on 01.02.2008 59 comments


so I hit 5000 comments and unlike usual I actually noticed. I am addicted to commenting, but I am also addicted to large, even numbers and shiny objects, so I am going to try an experiment. I am not going to comment until

A) I get drunk or high and forget

B) some joke presents itself or some troll is so wrong or so funny I can't resist

If it's a person and not a "thing" I'm replying to, I'll try and send a little something along to the "winner"

like a date with me. I'll only have sex for lobster though.

and the lobster must be involved.

[EDIT: I hate all of you.]



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Are you offering me a challenge!!!???
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a thing? as in.. that thing? as in that thing i sent you? did you get it? the thing? that i sent?
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I know what I has...


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lets try this out.....

YOU SUCK!!!
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Nothing like a good ol' fashion marijuana induced drunken lobster orgy.
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Winner gets to watch you have teh sex with a lobster?
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I had sex with your spouse or significant other.
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Mmm.... Lobster on Man action.
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YOUR MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER AND YOUR FATHER SMELLED OF ELDERBERRY!
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aPoKaLyPsE and his Dad, Doug, just told me they were on the way to NY to fuck you sideways. And they said they arent bringing a lobster, just a buffalo, a power drill, and jumper cables. And lots and lots of KY Jelly. There gonna put you in a hole in the ground and make you put the lotion on the skin. Except its not lotion. Its man cream mixed with buffalo cream. Also they said you suck ass at COD4.

...That is All
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I just passed 8000 comments but you don't see me posting it.

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How many is in a "brazilian" D?
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Anyway, everyone has to have sex with a lobster at least once. It's fan-fucking-tastic.
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Wocka Wocka Wocka.
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camalen

NO YOU ARE
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¿Que?
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No tengo ningún problema con las ovejas.
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