These questions must be answered post haste

These answers are the most important questions to be ever addressed to anyone in the history of mankind?

Yes, not since Barbara Walters interviewed the Ninja Turtles have I been so anxious to hear the answers to questions!

X-ty 6. Does Aeris die?

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Sorry, I misspoke on my last question.

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Wild Wild West, Jim West, desperado, rough rider
No you don't want nada
None of this, six gun in this, brotha runnin this,
Buffalo soldier, look it's like I told ya
Any damsel that's in distress
Be out of that dress when she meet Jim West
Rough neck so go check the law and abide
Watch your step with flex and get a hold in your side
Swallow your pride, don't let your lip react,
You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at,
With all of this, from the start of this,
Runnin the game, James West tamin the west so remember the name
Now who ya gonna call?

Not the G.B.'s

Now who you gonna call?

*G double E G*

If you have a riff with people wanna bust,
Break out before you get bumrushed at the (Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the (Wild Wild West)
When I bounce into the (Wild Wild West) Sisqo, Sisqo

We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West

Now, now, now, now once upon a time in the west
Mad man lost his damn mind in the west
Loveless, givin up a dime, nothin' less
Now I must put his behind to the test (can you feel me)
Then through the shadows, in the saddle, ready for battle
Bring all your boys in, here come the poison
Behind my back, all the riffin' ya did,
Front and center, now when you look back kid?
Who dat is? A mean brotha, bad for your health
Lookin damn good though, if I could say it myself
Told me Loveless is a mad man, but I don't fear that
Got mad weapons too, ain't tryin to hear that
Tryin to bring down me, this champion
When y'all clowns gon' see that it can't be done
Understand me son, I'm the slickest they is,
I'm the quickest as they is, did I say I'm the slickest they is
So if you barking up the wrong tree we comin, don't be startin nothin
Me and my partner gonna test your chest, Loveless
Can't stand the heat then get out the Wild Wild West

We going straight to (when I roll into the)the Wild Wild
West (when I stroll into the)
We going straight to (when I bounce into the)the Wild Wild
West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West

To any outlaw tryin to draw, thinkin you're bad,
Any draw on West best with a pen and a pad,
Don't even think about it, six gun, weighin a ton,
10 paces and turn, just for fun, son,
Up till sundown, rolling around,
See where the bad guys are to be found and make 'em lay down,
The defenders of the west,
Crushin on pretenders in the west,
Don't mess with us cuz we're in the (Wild Wild West)

We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West
We going straight to the Wild Wild West, come on

(Wild Wild West)
When I roll into the
(Wild Wild West)
When I stroll into the
We going straight to the Wild Wild West (the Wild Wild West)
(Wild, Wild West) whoo, uh
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) uh Dru, Dru
(Wild Wild West) I done done it again y'all done done it again
(Wild Wild West) ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill, uh
(Wild Wild West) Big Will, Dru Hill ha ha ha ha
(Wild Wild West) *the Wild Wild West*
(Wild Wild West) uh
(Wild Wild West) one time
(Wild Wild West) uh,
(Wild Wild West) *the wild wild west* bring in the heat, bring in the
heat, what?
(Wild Wild West)
(Wild Wild West) uh can't stop the bumrush
*the Wild Wild* (the Wild Wild West)

Esto es confuso. Estoy confundido.

Question â„¢: If you and Snaileb had a lovechild, would it be named Quaileb?

SORRY SNAIL HAD TO DO IT!

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Big fat fucking cock. For you.

one more.

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Oh crap my testicles fell off.

dude why is your cock pointy? I don't think that's normal

Fail Crouton is what I think of when you say Quail Futon.

Well, I'm a badass Cowboy livin' in the Cowboy days.
Wiggy, wiggy, scratch, yo, yo, bang, bang.
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider.
A wiggy wig wig wiggy wiggy wig
Fresh cowboy from the west side
Wiggy wiggy scratch yo yo bang bang
Me and Artemus Clyde frog go save Salma frog polly prissy pants
Go down to, well... rumpletumpskin

Knee Rows wins the bet!

Megaman 2 is the correct answer.

Niero has spoken

Come on, stop spoiling the answers for Quail. And I doubt he's going to read this.

1. What is your favorite food (caaaaareful....)

Game birds are delightful. Duck, grouse, ptarmigan, you name it.

2. What is your favorite genre of games and list your top five games of all time

Arcade-style shooters.

1. Duck Hunt
2. Area 51
3. Virtua Cop
4. Time Crisis
5. Jurassic Park III

But I'm open to a wide variety of genres, as long as I can play them from the comfort of my foldable couch.

3. What is the average windspeed velocity of a swallow?

Laden or unladen?

4. How many nipples do you see in the total course of the movie "Total Recall"

Not enough.

B. How many overlapping plumes are in a California Quail's topknot?

VI.

VI. What popular brand of hair dye rhymes?

Blueberry Kool-Aid

(I'll let you decide what it rhymes *with*.)

A. If you are lying on a flat, foldable mattress in Japan you are lying on

ii. shikibuton

extra credit: what is the main difference between american and japanese futon

Japanese futons allow Western otaku to feel superior to their non-anime-loving acquaintances. (I hesitate to say "friends" because, well, you know.)

8. Finish this sentence: "Who the fuck is_____?"

Jackson Pollock

9. What is the pre-islamic arch nemesis of the pagan Kalbid tribe located in Saudi Arabia

Whoever they were, I'm sure they were badass. The Kalbids were not lightly trifled with.

10. Name five words in English where the letter Q is not followed by the letter U, or alternatively, five hits from the band "Q and Not U" including where the band is from

Qatar
Qaeda
Qaddafi
Qabbala
and Qantas

The alternate question is of course a trick. Q and Not U had no hits.

Pink.

No, Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue....

just when I've lost all hope, dtoid is redeemed.

god I love this place. and I love you, Quail Futon.

Quail Futon? Wasn't that one of the band members at Jabba's palace?





He was the cool one.

Shame that I don't think that's Qais Fulton.

It's hazing without the haze! I approve!

EPIC ROBOT POST.

BHZ, you are my Dtoid Hero (Insert Foreigner riff here).

He's got stars in his eyes...