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They call me... Badger. Sometimes. It really depends on who you ask. But that's not important. I've been gaming since I was about 8 or 9, when I got a Gameboy Pocket, followed by an N64 a little while later.
This blog here features rants, raves, nonsense, and some good, old-fashioned hyperbole. Right now, I'm playing Fallout 3 (again and again and again), Borderlands, Left 4 Dead 2 and a healthy amount of Rock Band.
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Left 4 Dead 2 contains what I have determined to be the single greatest weapon in gaming history. I'm not talking about the Gravity Gun, the Energy Sword, the BFG 9000, or any of the bazillions of weapons in Borderlands. No, I am writing of a simple cooking tool. A cooking tool turned zombie annihilation device.

The frying pan.


This godly weapon is pretty much the greatest thing ever created.

The sound it makes when it strike a zombie in the head could only be described as a divine pkong, katang or bonnnnng. The crushing of skulls with the steel pan resonates like water rippling through a serene pool of blood.

Other uses for the frying pan!

Cover it with blood and then FRY SOME CHICKEN IN BLOOD.
Make fried zombie brains and force-feed it down their own throats!
Repeatedly strike Rochelle to convince her to make you a sandwich!*
Run around like a crazed chef!
HIT THINGS WITH IT.


Also worth noting: the guitar, which allows you to smash zombies over the head like a deranged, blood-thirsty Pete Townshend.





*Editor's note: Not actual opinion.
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