Seriously Hollywood, step your game up and stop giving crappy directors the rights to make
crappy movies. Out of this list on Jim Sterling's blog of movies including but not limited to....
Alice, Alone in the Dark II, Area 51, Bloodrayne III, Castlevania, City of Heroes, Driver,
Everquest, Gears of War, Getting Up, God of War, Joust, Kane & Lynch, Max Payne, Metal
Gear Solid, Mortal Kombat Devastation, Onimusha, Postal, Prince of Persia, The Sims, Spy
Hunter, Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li and World of Warcraft....
... are all set for a release by 2010. Really, SOME of these have potential to be good. I've
been waiting for a Metal Gear Solid movie for the longest time (Shadow Moses, no other
Raiden or Col "no homo" Volgin BS). God of War I actually heard is casting Djimon Hounsou
to play Kratos (see Blood Diamond, GREAT movie). Castlevania, Gears of War, Kane &
Lynch, Max Payne, MK, Onimusha (for goodness sake they used actors for the characters
already) and Prince of Persia I already figured were inevitable to why not spend a little
extra for good casting and an above average screen play? These movies have potential,
and personally, I think these do too:
Beyond Good & Evil, Metroid, Assassin's Creed SPOILER (WITH A FREAKING COMPLETE
ENDING!), Call of Duty or Socom: US Navy Seals (war movie, not that hard durr), Bioshock,
GTA: San Andreas (Samuel L. Jackson = Tenpenny) & Legend of Zelda (maybe, not as
strong as my others).
Why not, I know most game to movie adapts suck, but do they have to?
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Also, I didn't read anything but the title.
With books there is always a don't fuck it up aspect. If you are already dealing with people that aren't taking you seriously the don't fuck it up part won't be in their mind while making it. Cue Uwe Boll.
But yea they've got to get some deeper stuff out there and better represent the gamers. Also killing Uwe Boll wold be great.
I just saw the new Beowulf last night, and aside from it constantly jumping back and forth between looking almost cool and looking just weird, they altered and warped the story to fit a more typically "Hollywood" structured film and made it an utter waste of time.
Uwe Boll aside (who's his own level of waste), perhaps part of the blame falls on the reliance of a 3-act structure and a lack of originality that's geared only to producing films that are original idea from 5 years ago + 1, or old idea in different shade.
It's repeating the same cliches over and over again, "He is the one!", "This is the end of the world as we know it!", "Crime doesn't pay!", "How do we stop this(ese) monsters!" etc., etc.
Games don't seem as bad when they repeat these experiences because we're usually doing something else in the process that we don't mind it as much.
Gears of War story sucked, but the characters, maybe a bit cliched, at least had personality and the bloodletting was quite entertaining. Metal Gear Solid 2 had an asinine story, complete with some retarded Hollywood spectacles, like Fortune's moment at the end, but it was really about the gameplay. Unfortunately, there may be nothing to save Kane and Lynch, unless they seriously overhall the story which was a wretched mess.
I think we'll only finally see a top-shelf game movie, when we get a real screenwriter and real director who's interested in making a copy of a film that hasn't been made already, with just a videogame skin on top.
Silent Hill almost did this, except the writing kinda sucked. Resident Evil was a complete waste because the writer/director wanted to make the Matrix with zombies, and couldn't do either.
Anyway I can't say I was a fan of Bay's Transformers. I was absolutely disappointed by how it wasn't really about them at all, but Shia LeBouf gettin' with Megan Fox, with some robot fights at the end. In the first 2 hours you had 1 brief robot on robot fight, and most of the Decepticons had the briefest of introductions imaginable right before the big fight at the end. Which also made it impossible at times to understand who was fighting who at the end. Bay's strong suit was supposed to be action, but it was edited and slapped together in the most incohesive way imaginable, that I got nothing out of it.
But, I'd like to see someone like James Cameron, Ridley Scott, Zack Snyder, Robert Rodriquez, Christopher Nolan, Darren Aronofsky or maybe even George Romero or George Miller, really get to sink their teeth into a videogame film they can be passionate about.