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I've said this before, but with tons of brains and the inability to run, Stephen Hawking is the perfect thing to distract hoardes of raving undead while you dispatch them at your leisure.
Summon some plants.
Fucking Giraffes.
Michael Jackson, to see if he can convince them to dance (not to mention, these days he'd be one of them right from the get-go).
The Kraken that fought skateboard god in that one video looked like it'd be pretty effective against zombies. Or, uh... I'd probably try the old Final Fantasy trick and throw a healing potion at them.
Records. Maybe the 'Batman' soundtrack, Dire Straits...not Second Coming. I like that. Throw Sade; it was Liz's, and she did dump me.
If a healing potion damaged the zombies, then i will finally concede that they have thought of everything.
I have a need to know if i could unleash marmosets on them.