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Hi. My name is Jon and I like Pizza and Video games. I wish I could grow sideburns, but I can't. I can't find a pattern as to why I like the games that I do, but I tend to like more action games than anything else. Platformers are my favorite, but good ones are getting a bit rare.

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No More Heroes: Erotica Portraits [NSFW]
AwesomeJon \| 5:22 AM on 04.21.2010	60 comments

[Update: Higher quality photos. Still not perfect, but much better.]

I'm a huge No More Heroes fan, so I was pretty excited for No More Heroes: Paradise. I'm a bit less than excited about the fact that there are still no plans of it coming to North America. Since I wasn't going to be picking this up at Best Buy in the foreseeable future, I ordered the Asian PS3 version from Play-Asia. Even though I didn't preorder it, they were cool enough to include the preorder bonus.

After taking the game out of the box I notice a packet wrapped in clear plastic. At the top of the packet was a big red piece of paper with the No More Heroes logo and the below words:

"Erotica Portrait
Sexy Cherry"

I opened it up and found six erotic drawings of female No More Heroes characters. Five of them I've never seen on the internet. If you haven't either than you can change that right now! Only crappy iPhone pics for now, but I may be able to get better ones up later today or tomorrow. I'll make more of an effort if anyone expresses interest (edit: better photos are up. I may still scan them someday, but probably not). I guess the cherry picture is exclusive to the PS3 version and the 360 version got a mango picture.

Oh yeah, the game is good too.

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I'm definitely fapping this

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I can't fap hard enough to this.

PsychoSoldier

Not going to lie but that Bad Girl one is awesome.

Xander Markham

I can't work out if Holly is determined that no-one see her in the bath, or that everyone sees her in the bath. Either way, in terms of one legged awesomeness, Holly Summers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Heather Mills. Dr. Naomi's looking a bit... um... lumpy, though. Thanks for posting these.

Uther

Is she licking that soldering iron? Wait, why am I noticing that when there's good fapping to be done.

@xandaca: Could also be overprotective soldierpeoples. :P

Nice find. Do scan.

Mr Andy Dixon

Thanks for posting your pre-spooge pics :)

AwesomeJon

I'll at least get access to a better camera tomorrow. I'm hoping that I can use someone's scanner. Either way, they'll be much better.

...burning your tongue with a soldering iron must be horrible...

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Very, very tasteful.

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though I also love my brown sugar :3

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Naomi... Good Gawd!!! <3

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How could anyone NOT fap to this?

AwesomeJon

Alright, new photos. Enjoy.

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5 and 7 all the way dawg.

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I have a question in terms of the game. If you have the language set to English, what does Travis say in place of "Wii Remote" in the intro?

AwesomeJon

I think he just says controller.

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Interesting, that means they've recorded NEW English dialog for the game. This could be a very good thing.

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I've only played through the second boss, but so far the sentence you asked about is the only change I noticed audio-wise. Although, it's been a while since I played the Wii version.

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