Twenty four years ago I was adorable. Now I'm inquisitive and hilarious.
I have a plastic tooth to replace one lost in a mosh pit during my more ridiculous high school years. I speak shitty German and I ride a bike. My Xbox gets so much use, I'm sometimes embarassed. But I'm unemployed, so my time is spent writing blogs on the internet, reading good literary fiction, and playing video games.
In the grand scale of things, I'm a late-bloomer. My parents banned all consoles from my house as a kid. See what you've done? Now I game constantly to make up for years of lost time.
I won't list my favorites, because you've probably seen ten lists like it before me.
There's a life-sized Boba Fett standee in my living room.
Don't let the title fool you, photo/graphic artist Greg De Stefano, makes some beautiful work here. There's something strangely compelling about these gritty, realistic representations of characters from Super Smash Bros. Brawl. It's delightfully off-putting to see these innocent Nintendo characters pictured as if they were part of a grimy, underground fight club. Excellent photography aside, I'm going to forever see that crazy-eyed Donkey Kong in my nightmares.