Congrats Farktoid,I will be in touch with you and get that Ron Workmans stolen Infinity Ward Coffee cup.(Infinity Ward is the studio behind COD4).

For those who havn't paid attention, on Halloween I set up a poetry contest here on my Dtoid community blog. To win you had to write the best baby eating poem. I know it sounds sick. But it was a JOKE, please do not take any of this serious, it was a halloween joke.

Here is Farktoids winning poem.

"I have a child
of whom I will eat.
Where do I start,
the head or the feet?

It goes without saying
that it will cry less
if I start with the head,
but that's quite a mess

The brain and the eyeballs
will form a small lake
and hamper enjoyment
Of my little snowflake.

So I pull out some duct tape
and cover the face
it's still getting air
at a medium pace

I crunch down on the foot
filled with muscle and bone
And say right then wow,
this here baby has tone

I chew and I savor
each tendercrisp bite
when the baby looks at me, I say
it's a'ight.

Your parents were careless
they left you at home
with naught but a babysitter
on her cell phone

I murdered her swiftly
(and stabbed her a bit)
But you, my young child
are my favorite bit.

The kidneys and stomach,
make lovely sweetbread,
but the baby stops moving
as I start on the head.

Oh dear, I do think, picking up the leftovers
The rest will go good with that pizza from Stouffer's.
Your parents are back, and from them I must scurry
for I've made quite a mess and must leave in a hurry.

I'll sneak away quickly,
silent as a mouse,
and plant all the evidence
at Ron Workman's house. "