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My real name is... yeah, right, I know better than that.

I am not from your world though. I am from the far flung future, living long after humanity has killed itself off via spite and overpopulation. Specifically, I am a Tiger Zealeye. There, that's all the clues you're getting.

If you dare to call me an "otherkin" or something similarly dubious, you'll just be proving my theories, especially the famous GIFTS one.

See, I know a lot about ancient human history because I am a Data Delver. I'm basically a hacker/archeologist and I explore the ruins of the internet, one of the humans' greatest inventions. The first thing I learned is that humans are bastards. I have a LOT of evidence to support this, starting with all the bastardizations of the Wikipedia model.

If I weren't a Data Delver though, I would have never discovered videogames, one of the finest mediums to ever exist. Before you go off criticizing their violence, play more Klonoa. He's in my avatar for a reason.

Hey Automatic Grammatizator, welcome to our Community Blogs!

Unlike a regular blog, where you're out alone in the web wilderness, destructoid will publish your story instantly to a directory shared by our readers. Great blogs are voted up, and you'll soon earn followers. "Failblogs", the opposite of awesomeness, we can do without. As such, we want to help you make the best first impression:

Checklist for Not Sucking:

1) Upload an avatar CHECK!

2) Write a brief bio


3) Publish your first blog (SCARY!)

It's not so scary. However, be mindful of a few things. A good blog is intended to be a complete article, have entertainment value of some kind, and formatted nicely. If you toss a blog up that looks like a quickly thrown-together email with no photos or care you'll never earn readers, and unlikely ever get your blog promoted to our home page.

Here's an example of a FAILBLOG:
Oh hey I'm new here wuz up I've been reading the site for 99 years and this is my first blog! I like tacos! Nice to meet everyone!!! -Niero
Silly rabbit, blogs are not forums! While enthusiasm is greatly appreciated, that's hardly a valid blog post or even a complete paragraph. Even if your intentions are in the right place, this is what we call a "fail blog". Don't be that guy.

If that's all you want to say, it's better suited for fast-paced conversation in our home page comments or even our forums. Blogs are complete thoughts. They should be able to stand alone. When you're ready to talk about an interesting topic, in 1-2 paragraphs and ask readers to respond to your thoughts then you're ready to blog. Got it?

Don't spam the blogs.

One last thing -- be mindful that this is a 'shared' space, so don't push a bunch of blogs together one after the other. After you publish, try commenting and following other bloggers before you blog again to allow people to check your story out, and post new stories as well.

If you are copying and pasting from another blog, please take some time to personalize it for this community. Nobody likes copy-pasta, it's spammy.

Here's a few more blogging tips from the boss of us. Ready to go?

Click here to write your greatest blog!

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- The destructoid Community Team