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BIO: Hi people, I'm Authur. I figured since this site seems awesomely sarcastic with its news and pretty warm welcoming on the About Us page, I figured I'd get myself in on this action.

...that and I like Storm Dain. ^_^; (I'm a guy by the way)

What else? I'm kinda festive, love to party, and am generally upbeat and am never afraid to say what I wanna say. Personally, I have never met a furry gamer on a gaming community site like Destructoid, not that I'd either like or hate to. I'm just generally concerned with making friends, especially gamer friends. And yeah, I'd totally wanna go to whatever parties you guys have! Especially if Mr. Destructoid's still showing up in his robot head, classy as ever. ^_^ Oh, and for Storm Dain, too.

LIKES: Gaming, RPGs that stand out from Final Fantasy and Dragon Warrior, Shin Megami Tensei, Storm Dain, Open gaming communities, porn, most food, Sonic, Mario, honest and thorough reviews, trying to snowboard, arcades, DDR, Rock Band, Guitar Hero, Rock Revolution, Interesting Platformers, Armake21/Marcus Sparacio, Angry Video Game Nerd/James Rolfe, Nostalgia Critic/Douglas Walker,, fanfiction, writing, reading funny reviews, comedy, intense(as in action-packed, not horror) gameplay

DISLIKES: Adam Sessler's jack ass, DIShonest and UNthorough reviews(cough IGN cough), golf, Wii Sports, sports games, Raving Rabbids, movie-based games

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