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2:57 AM on 08.16.2010

I know what happens in Bioshock: Infinite (aka SkyoShock predictions)

I know everything about Bioshock, being Atlas and all. So let me reveal exactly how the plot will twist. - The character, Elizabeth, is what keeps the city floating. Without her it will crash. - Andrew Ryan won't have anyth...   read

4:42 AM on 07.02.2010

Would you kindly let me spoil your games?

Atlas is Fontaine Samus is a woman The main character IS Darth Revan Aeris dies Your dog dies Tidus isn't real The Collectors are actually Protheans Carmine dies The princess is in another castle John Marston gets ki...   read

3:12 PM on 03.20.2010

How does Wailord fit inside a Pokeball?

I don't understand.   read

4:21 PM on 03.18.2010

Happy Fortieth Birthday Destructoid

I can't believe it has been forty years since Niero created Destructoid. After all these years it has remained awesome, only a little less so when Niero disappeared in the Brazilian jungle seventeen years ago. But we carry on...   read

2:47 AM on 03.13.2010

OK, guys, we gotta rap some Pokémon.

You just do the singing. I'll take care of the hard part.   read

11:29 PM on 02.17.2010

Why are Guards Psychic?

Guards. Some of them have telepathic abilities. They can see you when you are out of site. They know when their friends attack you. Hell, they even know when you stealth kill someone. This is a real conspiracy. It's up to A...   read

4:23 AM on 02.10.2010

Why are Mushrooms Bouncy?

Mushrooms. Step on one. It will crumble before your magnificent visage. No recoil. No rebound. Just a mushroom flattened before your very eyes. How could humanity twist such a creature? How could we destroy the very concept o...   read

10:06 PM on 11.09.2009

Hey Paisano

Hey, did I do it right? Can I get past the border now, meng?   read

2:29 AM on 10.25.2009

Destructoid Burnout (too much of a good thing?)

So.... six months since my last blog post. I can recall doing this once or twice before. I get real into Destructoid, so much that I write blog after blog like I'm getting paid for it. I make tons of comments. Read all the ne...   read

9:39 PM on 04.19.2009

Internet pirates found guilty, sentenced to a year in jail

Pirate Bay founders Peter Sunde, Fredrik Neij, Gottfrid Svartholm and Carl Lundström were all found guilty of promoting the copyright infringement of others, and sentenced to serve one year in prison and pay a fine of over 3....   read

11:50 PM on 04.18.2009

Those about to die: ME

I'm not too fond of games that travel the well worn and tested routes, the games where you rescue the princess and live happily ever after (well... only until the sequel of course). These videogames are a dime a dozen. Rega...   read

9:01 PM on 04.13.2009


How is it that a final boss can die at the end of a game if he was never once alive? Will Smith destroyed a contingent of plastic bullies in "I, Robot" but he did not technically ever kill a single one of those angry mannequi...   read

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