First off is my
highest honour -- my shit on the front page of Destructoid.
I was born back in the days of yore, when 3-D graphics were only a dream.
I like games.
Super Nintendo had to be one of the best consoles. Mario, Metroid, Link, Kirby, Donkey Kong and everyone else came to the party. Good times.
I own a Super Nintendo, N64, Gamecube, Wii, PS1, PS2, PSP, Xbox, Xbox 360, Gameboy Pocket, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, and a DS.
I regret missing some of the good old days, back in the early 90's, because I was too young to appreciate a good game when it smacked me in the face. Such is the folly of youth.
Somedays I wish I could have lived through such tumultuous times, what with the advent of Spandex tights and Rap, but then I think that it is much better to live longer and be younger than all of you people who did enjoy Super Metroid and Mario Kart in it's heyday and just be content with an emulator and a Xbox 360 controller.
Favorite Games: Mario series, Donkey Kong Country/64, Metroid series, Legend of Zelda series, Fable, Halo series, Shadow of the Colossus, GTA series, God of War 1 and 2, Morrowind, Oblivion, Tales of Symphonia, Final Fantasy X, Banjo Kazooie/Tooie and more that I can't recall.
Send me a friends request if you dare, just send a message telling me you're from Destructoid so I don't think you're a 63 year old pedophile masquerading as a teenage girl to lure gullible, young boys to your basement. And if that description both fits you and you are from Destructoid then expect to recieve my home phone number and address.
Update: One year later
New games I would add to my favorites are Gears of Wars series, Fallout 3, Mass Effect, Bioshock (hey, I was playing it when I joined!), and other games I cannot recall. Some games I have loved for a long time but forgot to list over a year ago are Rome: Total War, the top Mario games, and the main Pokemon GB games. The rest escape me at this time.
So these days God no longer compels you to blog, Atlas is Fontaine, and generally speaking I am pretty well known around these parts. (I hope) I regret not joining Destructoid sooner, when I first had the chance with a link from
Chad Concelmo's IGN blog. Even he was born in the primordial soup IGN was, or so it would seem. I no longer frequent there or other gaming sites except from time to time because Destructoid is hopefully my internet home from here on out. A great place to be, cheers to another year at Destructoid!
Update: Another year later
Okay, so year three isn't going that great. I haven't blogged for six months and have barely visited the site. In fact, it is nearly November and my 2 years happened almost 2 months ago in early September. Damn life, going outside into the real world is time consuming! I haven't even turned on a videogame since April... (until just recently!) But of course I haven't forgotten about Dtoid; THE GREATEST SITE ON THE WEB! Sorry Dtoid, I will try to live less and Dtoid more.
Update: Another few years later
So life hit me... I still visit this site when I can... to think I started visiting this site when I was 15, and made an account two weeks after I turned 16... I'm 20 now, Destructoid is practically part of my life story at this point, even if I disappear for years at a time. Still, I remember the good old days, the days when Dtoid was like the Wild West, when I was at my most active, and when we would open the gates of Hell in our mischief, always walking on the edge of the banhammer. Now I'm just an ancient, obscure memory to the last surviving cowboys, a group even to this day I feel I'm a part of. Still, I raise my glass to you. Good times Destructoid, good times!
Oh, and to a few of us oldsters, Atlas is Fontaine.
(2) Skyrim and Zelda have minor similarities and extremely different goals. With skyrim, dungeons might start to feel similar, that will not be the case in Zelda. Meanwhile, while big, Zelda is going to feel small next to Skyrim.
(3) You fapped yourself, which is lame.
In conclusion, I want that minute of my life back. I'm also getting both games.
2) The similarities between Skyrim and Skyward Sword are undeniable, they are basically head-to-head competitors. Zelda just failed to live up to everyones expectations.
3) A guys gotta cum
In conclusion, you have to choose between Skyrim and Zelda, there is no alternative.
Both games do have swords, though, so maybe you're on to something.
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Proof-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRJOzgKJyCg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzOf6EBlUQ
Good job, I guess this would be a gas if this were 4chan. I'm rather thankful its wasted on me.
In short, be more ridiculous.
For rape.
Facerape.
Spoiler rape.
I got it.
I was tempted to respond in a way that was equally as rantriffic and see if people could see the satire vs. satire, but I'm too lazy.
Why is it always what's "Better" all that matters?
You just feel stupid and left out for not understanding it when everybody else did.
He must also think oblivion wasnt the steaming pile of crap it was.
By the way twilight princess outscored oblivion pretty much by every site. And history will probably repeat itself
That's a positive.
Everything I try to type about anything Nintendo always ends up being inflammatory and I do not want to be hatin'. I guess I'll just say they need to start making good games again. Star Fox, Pikmin, and Metroid are in great need of additions to their legacies. Metroid needs another sidescroller or a FPSA(first person shooting adventure) game, not an action film game. Star Fox needs a new game full of large worlds to explore and shoot up. Pikmin needs a third game in the series with added Pikmin types. Skyward Sword is nice and all but I can get my swords and sorcery in Skyrim. Skyrim at least has a coherent and plausible story that is woven with mystery and legend.