(1) You assume to speak for others. Please stop.
(2) Skyrim and Zelda have minor similarities and extremely different goals. With skyrim, dungeons might start to feel similar, that will not be the case in Zelda. Meanwhile, while big, Zelda is going to feel small next to Skyrim.
(3) You fapped yourself, which is lame.
In conclusion, I want that minute of my life back. I'm also getting both games.
(2) Skyrim and Zelda have minor similarities and extremely different goals. With skyrim, dungeons might start to feel similar, that will not be the case in Zelda. Meanwhile, while big, Zelda is going to feel small next to Skyrim.
(3) You fapped yourself, which is lame.
In conclusion, I want that minute of my life back. I'm also getting both games.
1) I do speak for others, I speak for everyone
2) The similarities between Skyrim and Skyward Sword are undeniable, they are basically head-to-head competitors. Zelda just failed to live up to everyones expectations.
3) A guys gotta cum
In conclusion, you have to choose between Skyrim and Zelda, there is no alternative.
2) The similarities between Skyrim and Skyward Sword are undeniable, they are basically head-to-head competitors. Zelda just failed to live up to everyones expectations.
3) A guys gotta cum
In conclusion, you have to choose between Skyrim and Zelda, there is no alternative.
This is a joke, right? Trying to compare an Elder Scrolls title to a Zelda game is like trying to compare a volume in George RR Martin's A Song Of Ice And Fire series to a comic book miniseries. Both could be great, but differ vastly in scale and audience.
Both games do have swords, though, so maybe you're on to something.
Both games do have swords, though, so maybe you're on to something.
I 100% get this and support it. I saw the title and raged for a split second, then I read. I'm in on the joke
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I was confused. Then I was angry. Then I walked away. Then I returned. I saw what you wanted to achieve. I felt a smile starting to form. I realised this was pretty genius.
This just in-- Devil in Ms Jones 3 is amazing and Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son in Law is TOTAL CRAP.
Proof-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRJOzgKJyCg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzOf6EBlUQ
Proof-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRJOzgKJyCg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxzOf6EBlUQ
Oh, you were trying to be a funny? Well, the thought had entered my mind, it's just my sense of humor doesn't stoop that low.
Good job, I guess this would be a gas if this were 4chan. I'm rather thankful its wasted on me.
Good job, I guess this would be a gas if this were 4chan. I'm rather thankful its wasted on me.
The satire was okay, but I think you need to inject some more hyperbole because it was a bit difficult to figure out if you were serious or joking. Instead of saying, "Zelda just feels clunky, boring, and old." You could probably replace it with, "Zelda feels like the developers thought they were designing on the friggin' NES! They might as well replace the graphics too because that's how old and uninspired and SHIT this game looks!"
In short, be more ridiculous.
In short, be more ridiculous.
Fell kind of flat for me. The problem is that it wasn't quite stupid enough. +1 Effort though.
I was tempted to respond in a way that was equally as rantriffic and see if people could see the satire vs. satire, but I'm too lazy.
I was tempted to respond in a way that was equally as rantriffic and see if people could see the satire vs. satire, but I'm too lazy.
It's supposed to look serious, I don't have to put it all in caplocks for you to think otherwise, do I?
@ The Silent Protagonist
You just feel stupid and left out for not understanding it when everybody else did.
You just feel stupid and left out for not understanding it when everybody else did.
Joke blog. Just ignore it.
He must also think oblivion wasnt the steaming pile of crap it was.
By the way twilight princess outscored oblivion pretty much by every site. And history will probably repeat itself
He must also think oblivion wasnt the steaming pile of crap it was.
By the way twilight princess outscored oblivion pretty much by every site. And history will probably repeat itself
You forgot one very important fact... in Skyrim I can play as a girl... in Zelda I have to play as that elf guy... only one character. So sad that Zelda only let's you play as that one guy elf kinda thing, and his name isn't even Zelda!
I know it's supposed to be satire, but Jesus, if that's not the way I feel about Zelda these days. I just can't stand the game anymore.
I agree with Elsa. I may be a guy but I'll be damned if I want to see a gay elf knockoff's ass and hear his sissy cries any longer.
Everything I try to type about anything Nintendo always ends up being inflammatory and I do not want to be hatin'. I guess I'll just say they need to start making good games again. Star Fox, Pikmin, and Metroid are in great need of additions to their legacies. Metroid needs another sidescroller or a FPSA(first person shooting adventure) game, not an action film game. Star Fox needs a new game full of large worlds to explore and shoot up. Pikmin needs a third game in the series with added Pikmin types. Skyward Sword is nice and all but I can get my swords and sorcery in Skyrim. Skyrim at least has a coherent and plausible story that is woven with mystery and legend.
Everything I try to type about anything Nintendo always ends up being inflammatory and I do not want to be hatin'. I guess I'll just say they need to start making good games again. Star Fox, Pikmin, and Metroid are in great need of additions to their legacies. Metroid needs another sidescroller or a FPSA(first person shooting adventure) game, not an action film game. Star Fox needs a new game full of large worlds to explore and shoot up. Pikmin needs a third game in the series with added Pikmin types. Skyward Sword is nice and all but I can get my swords and sorcery in Skyrim. Skyrim at least has a coherent and plausible story that is woven with mystery and legend.

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