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First off is my highest honour -- my shit on the front page of Destructoid.


I was born back in the days of yore, when 3-D graphics were only a dream.

I like games.

Super Nintendo had to be one of the best consoles. Mario, Metroid, Link, Kirby, Donkey Kong and everyone else came to the party. Good times.

I own a Super Nintendo, N64, Gamecube, Wii, PS1, PS2, PSP, Xbox, Xbox 360, Gameboy Pocket, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, and a DS.

I regret missing some of the good old days, back in the early 90's, because I was too young to appreciate a good game when it smacked me in the face. Such is the folly of youth.

Somedays I wish I could have lived through such tumultuous times, what with the advent of Spandex tights and Rap, but then I think that it is much better to live longer and be younger than all of you people who did enjoy Super Metroid and Mario Kart in it's heyday and just be content with an emulator and a Xbox 360 controller.


Favorite Games: Mario series, Donkey Kong Country/64, Metroid series, Legend of Zelda series, Fable, Halo series, Shadow of the Colossus, GTA series, God of War 1 and 2, Morrowind, Oblivion, Tales of Symphonia, Final Fantasy X, Banjo Kazooie/Tooie and more that I can't recall.


Send me a friends request if you dare, just send a message telling me you're from Destructoid so I don't think you're a 63 year old pedophile masquerading as a teenage girl to lure gullible, young boys to your basement. And if that description both fits you and you are from Destructoid then expect to recieve my home phone number and address.

Update: One year later

New games I would add to my favorites are Gears of Wars series, Fallout 3, Mass Effect, Bioshock (hey, I was playing it when I joined!), and other games I cannot recall. Some games I have loved for a long time but forgot to list over a year ago are Rome: Total War, the top Mario games, and the main Pokemon GB games. The rest escape me at this time.



So these days God no longer compels you to blog, Atlas is Fontaine, and generally speaking I am pretty well known around these parts. (I hope) I regret not joining Destructoid sooner, when I first had the chance with a link from Chad Concelmo's IGN blog. Even he was born in the primordial soup IGN was, or so it would seem. I no longer frequent there or other gaming sites except from time to time because Destructoid is hopefully my internet home from here on out. A great place to be, cheers to another year at Destructoid!

Update: Another year later

Okay, so year three isn't going that great. I haven't blogged for six months and have barely visited the site. In fact, it is nearly November and my 2 years happened almost 2 months ago in early September. Damn life, going outside into the real world is time consuming! I haven't even turned on a videogame since April... (until just recently!) But of course I haven't forgotten about Dtoid; THE GREATEST SITE ON THE WEB! Sorry Dtoid, I will try to live less and Dtoid more.

Update: Another few years later

So life hit me... I still visit this site when I can... to think I started visiting this site when I was 15, and made an account two weeks after I turned 16... I'm 20 now, Destructoid is practically part of my life story at this point, even if I disappear for years at a time. Still, I remember the good old days, the days when Dtoid was like the Wild West, when I was at my most active, and when we would open the gates of Hell in our mischief, always walking on the edge of the banhammer. Now I'm just an ancient, obscure memory to the last surviving cowboys, a group even to this day I feel I'm a part of. Still, I raise my glass to you. Good times Destructoid, good times!

Oh, and to a few of us oldsters, Atlas is Fontaine.

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What Xbox 360 are you on?
Atlas | 11:24 PM on 12.30.2008 60 comments




A fair amount of us... no scratch that, almost all of us have had an Xbox 360 fail on us at least once or twice. I myself am on my third 360 after two broken 360's in the span of two years. The failure rate on these machines is deplorable and Microsoft should be doing far more than what it is so far to remedy the situation.

I'm not a one man army going to petition Microsoft or another poor soul telling about his newest RROD (Don't worry another one of those posts will come). What I am is someone who is curious about exactly what the lifespan of a regularly played 360 is. I know the failure rate is 100%, probably 99% dead in 5 years, but I think that us people who game a whole lot more than Joe Blow have a bigger number of RROD's under our belts.



So would you kindly tell me how many 360's you've been through and how long ago it was when you bought your first 360?

If you are feeling particularly venerable you can answer my simple poll here and I can figure out some some cool trivia like how many flatbed trucks Destructoid regulars could fill up with broken 360s or if our stack could reach twenty stories tall or if it is heavier than Luc Bernard's ego.



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Atlas's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:00
Atlas
@ Cotton

Well in that case enjoy all the 360 exclusives while you can and good luck with your PS3.
grassr00ts's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:19
grassr00ts
A man chooses, a slave obeys!

My buddy has gone through 2, in about 2 and a half years.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:22
nebones
NEVER RED RINGED, FUCK YEAH
droobies's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:22
droobies
I'm on #3 now. 1st one lasted well over a year (bought it in Feb. of '07 and it only died on me a few days before PAX '08). The 2nd one didn't last over a month, but it was a horrid refurb that was manufactured well before my initial purchase. My current 360 was built in June of this year, so hopefully it has some legs to get me by for quite awhile.
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:32
Cataract
Got mine in August, hasn't died on me yet.

/knockonwood
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:33
BluDesign
6 counting the one I sold to a friend of mine, the one I "borrowed" from best buy for 3 weeks while waiting for #5 to come back from repair, and the most recent one was purchased for #5's busted RF adapter.
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:34
Red TheHaze Veron
I've never had a red ring, consider myself lucky but I've always had that fear of it which has always kept me from fully enjoying my 360. Earlier this year I managed to trade my older 360 (from 2006) for a newer one with HDMI (made in late 2007).

Im just glad I switched since the previous owner that owned it didn't register it and Im covered for a couple of years for RROD warranty.
nukka jdav's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 00:41
nukka jdav
I bought mine a month after launch. It's never red ringed but the disc drive is shit. It won't open unless a disc is already inside, and to get the thing to actually read the games it seems like I have to give it the beating of a lifetime everytime.

It's bullshit that they won't repair it for free either.

GOD.
lem's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 01:03
lem
Just went and bought last remnant on Saturday, popped it in (after the mandatory install) and got red ring.

Called Microsoft, bought a box to go send it off and on a whim i thought I'd see if I could power it up, and now it works again... not sure what to do now.

Oh, and it's my first xbox and it's a year and 8 months-ish old.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 01:05
Clockwork
3rd as of last month!
vonneuton's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 01:10
vonneuton
Number two due to red ring. Over less than a year. Hoping to avoid the pain with a Jasper, now.
ZServ's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 01:17
ZServ
2 years innnnn.. and none from RROD. 1 from disc tray.
ThunderHeartXI's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 01:28
ThunderHeartXI
I got mine (Elite) at the beginning of May 2007. The only thing that has gone wrong with it was the disc tray.
Cacophony's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 02:14
Cacophony
My friend had one go to RROD, and it killed one of his discs, but that might have been the first machine.

The whole PS2 debacle is still a surprise to me, I've had mine for nearly eight years and it still works like the day I got it. Wish I could say the same for all the controllers I've gone through though.
tsunamikitsune's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 02:27
tsunamikitsune
I've had my Elite since June of 2007, I believe. I've taken super special awesome care of it and it hasn't died or shown any signs of dying yet.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 02:41
bottled dark
im on my third.
one red ringed after warranty.
one got stolen'd.
one was a christmas gift.
atheistium's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 02:45
atheistium
On my... second i think
Takeshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 03:59
Takeshi
#2,#3, #6 even.

Who are you kidding here? It might be the first and the last time but I actually agree with Heretic.
SuperD1984's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 04:15
SuperD1984
I cant even get my 360 to RROD intentionally,
jediyoshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 04:52
jediyoshi
3rd in 2 years.
although it was only twice because of the rrod.
The Black Smoke's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 05:20
The Black Smoke
3 in two years also, which is why i went to the darkside..well until my ps3 failed on me a couple of days ago...god i miss my megadrive.
masterninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 05:25
masterninja
I had a launch 360...and i'm on 6th now just last november bought a new one after being without a 360 since may...
Werent all RROD's though my first one was where I booted it up and nothing but a black screen and green lines would go up and down...
And last were discread errors...

I'm feeling like a battered housewife you keep coming back damn live friends...:P

Just glad I own a PS3 as well though...
THE ROADIE's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 05:46
THE ROADIE
Im on my 3rd console now. My launch machine lasted about 18 months, I decided to open it up to have a look at it guts and see if I could do anything about it, then they announce the 3 year RROD warranty 2 days after i opened it. lol. The 2nd Machine sat in Amazons warehouse for a year before I bought it, so I got it cheaper than normal. It still works, but does have some dvd troubles, so use it as a backup machine. My current machine (#3) has been running the last 13 months and seems to have no troubles.

Also running a 60GB Launch PS3 and a Launch Wii, both are fine, but aren't used that often.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 06:33
Justice
Numero Uno!
TorpedoTed's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 07:17
TorpedoTed
Never had RROD and i have a Jan 06 model!! Play it every day nearly...
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 07:33
Aziel13
6th
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 08:05
Samit Sarkar
Zero. This is one of the main reasons I don't plan on ever buying a 360.

Oh, by the way, my brother's first 360 (purchased Nov. 2006) died on him in October.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 08:11
covah
The 4th, the funny thing is NOT ONE of my 360s has gotten the red right of death.

The first one got crapped out during a lightning storm when a poser surge hit. The second one crapped out because I kept the HDD of the first one and it eventually became corrupted. The third one Died about a year ago with a single red light. I'm on the fourth and have had Zero problems.

Not one died for the ring of death, I still find that funny.
Qwikstreet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 08:12
Qwikstreet
I'm on my first. Just got the Arcade model last month and its a Jasper.
covah's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 08:12
covah
Oh, and Costco has the best return policy ever... except for iPods...
kyrengraves's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 08:15
kyrengraves
still on my first one, bought it the day after new year's last year.
Rational Animal's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 08:59
Rational Animal
2!!! Got it for free along with three games thanks to my PRP.
casualweaponry's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 09:15
casualweaponry
Believe it or not, I am still on my launch day 360! No-one, and I mean NO-ONE I KNOW still has their original 360, launch day or not.

Sometimes I play nonstop 2-3 hours a day, sometimes I won't touch the 360 for months. But its been going strong, with no problems whatsoever. I'm just lucky I guess.
Rhyno's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 09:59
Rhyno
Im on my 2nd elite. I bought the first in January 2008. Got it replaced by Best Buy in October when the drive stopped reading discs. God bless in store replacement plans :)
Vitamin Awesome's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 10:02
Vitamin Awesome
Second Elite since October '07. I knew it was a matter of when, and not if, and I bought one anyway.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 10:03
Maurice Tan
One 360 from june 2007 manuf. date, died in August 2008, repaired with x-clamp replacement fix in September 2008, still running.

One Falcon 360 Arcade from march 2008, still running.
Arcanum's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 10:20
Arcanum
#2
Xiofire's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 10:27
Xiofire
#4 Here.
All red rings :(
On an Elite now, lets hope it will last a little longer then my others.
JamnOnTheOne's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 11:02
JamnOnTheOne
I'm on #3.

Of course I went through 5 PS2 machines...That system was a huge POS.

@Samit
"Zero. This is one of the main reasons I don't plan on ever buying a 360."

That's a pretty foolish reason. Have you never had a gaming system break? If so, I'd venture that you are in the minority.
BulletMagnet's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 11:15
BulletMagnet
I just bought a pair of 360s (a US model and a Japanese model) at around the same time, over the summer - not much of a reliable timeframe, but so far both are working fine. On the other hand, I've had my pair of PS2s (again, one import, one domestic, both "fat") for a few years and they're holding up well, so I'm hoping the same situation comes to pass here.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 11:20
MrSadistic
on mah second one, and it's a refurbished one from a date that's wayyyy before the 360 that RRoD'd.
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 11:45
ChronosWing
@Jamn

You can lump me in with Samit then because I've never had a console break on me, I had a launch day ps2 for years until they came out with the slim and then I finally traded it in for that. I played it every day. I've owned every console since the nes and never has one broke on me and they all work to this day. Maybe I just take better care of my shit? My 360 is still going strong, I bought it last year used and its the one with the hdmi port, I registered it thankfully guy before me didn't bother so I still got 3 year warranty on it.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 12:39
MechaMonkey
Two years and still going. I may put a Livestrong bracelet on top of it.
luvmysegadc's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 12:53
luvmysegadc
Still on my 1st one...28 months later (no pun intended)
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 13:17
007
I'm on my 4th 360. I play xbl A LOT. But all because I leave my system on for about 4 hours a night isn't an excuse for it to start malfunctioning on me.
007's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 13:30
007
....damn it's lonely on this side of the comments.
zavage's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 16:34
zavage
never red ringed feel sorry for thosee who did
dgenerate's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/31/2008 17:19
dgenerate
I got my Halo Edition 360 last Nov. The optical drive failed on me withing the first couple months.

My roommate had a red ring. His second had an optical drive problem out of warranty. He modded it and bought a new one as well.
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