Greetings robots! Like pretty much everyone else, I read for a long time, and now have finally decided to show myself in hopes of one day gaining your admiration and infiltrating your social group on the internets. Because you seem like good people.
To expand upon the tiny bit of information found on the side to produce an introduction:
My name is what it says above my posts, but most people just call me Ash. I am a twenty-two year old female who resides in Alabama and is pursuing a degree in English, the most worthless of degrees, to someday become a writer/journalist or be forced to teach high school English to pay off my school loans. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of things that will never get me anywhere in life outside of trivia game shows, I like the normal square bits of Capn' Crunch more than the crunchberries, a wood duck is my best friend and partner in crime, and I just ate three freezepops. I am not a particularly complicated person!
Writing and art are my true loves, and video games are the fathers of my many illegitimate children. But because I am an extremely poor college student, I can't afford very many new games (Mario Kart Wii will be my last purchase for who knows how long) so I mostly rely on retro gaming for my fix. I replay Earthbound and Secret of Mana at least once a year.
In fact, I am going through a new game of Earthbound at the moment, to help balance out the amount of schoolwork I am doing in preparation for finals so my brain won't completely evaporate away. I am also working on perfecting my Ikaruga here and there, with a side of some Bomberman Live and Brawl.
I wanted to make a cute picture with the Zapper pointed at him, but he just hopped on up there out of harm's way. Crafty bastard.
My love of video games started with Duck Hunt for the NES, the very first game I ever played, but I have several earlier memories of my mother (who is still an awesome gamer) playing video games that make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. The Zapper remains to be a peripheral with a large amount of sentimental value attached to it (we were born in the same year, after all). Although my roots are in a Nintendo console, I am at heart one of the many Children of Sega. I was raised mostly on the Genesis, only to be abandoned after the death of the Dreamcast. Even so, it remains my most beloved console; lovingly, I named her Audrey III, as I would open her case and make her mouth, "Feed me, Seymour!" as I stuck a game in.
I also currently own a SNES, Gamecube, PS2, Wii, and 360. I have currently owned an NES, Genesis, N64, Saturn, and a PS1. Someday I wish to get all of those back, and more, because there are so many great games of the past I seem to have missed out on.
I enjoy the shoot-em-up and puzzle genres (or combinations of the two!) a whole lot, but I am not extremely discriminate when it comes to what games I play. If it's good, then I'll play it! If it's bad, well, I'll probably still play it, because I keep telling myself that there must be something good in there. I am not very gifted with writing up game reviews and the like because of my tendency to search for the good in all things. Though I suppose it is a positive trait in the sense that in all my life, I have made very few video game related purchases that I truly regretted.
Unrelated image, it's just cute!
I could not tell you my favorite game if my life depended upon it. Or even narrow it down to five, or ten, or fifty. Future posts will no doubt give you more of an insight on specifics (you've already gotten two hints: my blog layout clearly tells you I am a big fan of Cave Story, and my Xbox Live name is in reference to ICO/Shadow of the Colossus!), if that is what you desire to know, but I can assure you, if it's good, I like it!
I suppose that wraps things up here, but I plan to contribute my fair share of blogs (I have an idea for the Guilty Pleasures theme that I need to get out there soon!), comments, pictures of ducks, and maybe even forum posts (no promises with that one, I always forget forums exist) in the future. Bear with me though, I'm a little shy, so it might take a while for me to get completely cozy here. Unless you buy me drinks. Lots of drinks!
So anyway, hi guys! Let's be friends.
Holy shit! Best. Intro. Ever.
Like Conrad said. Greatest Intro Ever...
Great intro, welcome to Dtoid and have fun!
I love ducks! They go great with plum sauce...and sometimes if you bite their necks while theyre still alive, their blood makes a great seasoning for the baby rabbits you just killed.
Welcome to your nightmare.
I mean Destructoid. yes...thats what I meant.
I applaud. Welcome.
Welcome to Destructoid!
You win, like, a billion times over.
I'd like a duck.
So, I am guessing that Duck Hunt is your most hated game of all time. Great Intro, welcome to Destructoid. Join us some of the many things that we have going on like Friday Night Fights
Also, Quack Quack
Epic intro, goooooo!
Welcome to destructoid, don't suck :)
DUCK DUCK DUCKSSSSS
Also, you might love this shirt:
It's on sale over on WOOT
Your awesome. Thats all.
Sorry, just one more quack.
Very nice. Welcome to Destructoid. Make yourself at home.
Welcome to Dtoid. Your pet is a duck. I'm impressed.
All I saw was Earthbound, and it got me incredibly excited and happy :D Welcome to Destructoid!
BTW, that link Triple Hard Action Game link in your profile is hilarious.
5 Stars
Welcome to Ducksteroid!
You. Have. Duck.
Fucking awesome!
God, we need an edit button.
Edit: cross out the link before Triple
Holy shit! Best. Intro. Ever.
i love this post, and intro and DUCK!
your duck warmed my fuckin heart.
also, welcome.
Is that duck smoking a cigarette? Rebel.
Welcome to Dtoid!
Have fun. Lovin' the duck.
@ well, everyone..
Good lord, that happened way too quickly! I feel kind of dizzy..
Thank you all!
@Aerox: They are like little feathered babies that have no control over their bowel movements. Other than that, they're a ton of fun, if you're into that sort of thing! He's a very amusing animal, to say the very least.
*cries* WHY DOES THIS HAVE OVER 25 COMMENTS?! Anyway,
Welcome to Destructoid, I love you.
I ate a duck one time...It was tasty.
Hooray and Welcome.
-Jd
Now thats an into, and welcome. I got nothing clever to say.
Congratulation! A Winner is you!
Also, @Hamza: Thank god that shirt is on sale because I totally have to have it.
Welcome to destructoid. I have nothing witty to say, so here's an animal with a caption on it:
Welcome to destructoid. I have nothing witty to say, so here's an animal with a caption on it:
Welcome to destructoid. I have nothing witty to say, so here's an animal with a caption on it:
Welcome to destructoid. I have nothing witty to say, so here's an animal with a caption on it:
suprised nobody has mentioned duck, duck, goose...hmmm oh well.. Welcome aboard :)
english degrees aren't totally useless...
ok they're pretty useless.
I'm surprised no one noticed what the hell blehman just did.
Welcome. Love the duck btw.
@blehman: Pfft, my duck army can take on your rhino army any day! Have at you, sir!
I LIKE YOU. Please teach everyone who comes to Dtoid how to introduce yourself. Also, adding you as a friend :)
also, colette is a famous duck hunter. BEWARE
I think you just won all of the dtoids. I forsee you becoming the next community promoted editor. Remember, I called it!
@Colette: Is there a position open for that? That sounds like my kinda job.
Colette adding me makes me happy!
The fact that people aren't ripping you to shreds is very telling. Nice intro.
Here's a cookie:
Well, you sound exactly like me except with girl parts.
Just be warned: everyone in college has a laugh about their "worthless" English degree, but I graduated last year as an English Writing major, and the sad fact is that it is worthless. I'm currently doing a job I could have done with a high school diploma and bemoaning my lack of math skills.
Become a teacher and hate your life, because it will be better than making less money than a teacher and still hating your life.
Also, welcome.
@naib - I think a lot less people would be ripped into shreds if they actually made their first posts like Ashley did, putting time and thought into them.
@naib: You have made a friend for life.
@DrNutt: I have several friends who have already received their pieces of paper claiming that they can write, and 9 out of 10 of them still work the same job they worked throughout college. So I know what I'm getting myself into. There's always that slim chance, though.. luckily, I don't think I will mind teaching too much.
congrats on now being a long time reader and hopefully a long time member.
Intro was great thankfully. I dunno what else to say...everyone else has already got it in. umm...your duck wins?
i'm sure you won't suck. You already put effort into the intro, I expect only awesome from you down the road.
@Danmartigan: I, for one, hope that your clairvoyant visions hold true!
@Colette: That's why I've been putting off a formal intro myself. For lack of time and more so thought.
@Ashley: I thought you might like that. Had a hunch.