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Interesting stuff. Based on your research, I think it's safe to say that no one on this site will ever have prostate cancer.
YOu know, the 172 Streak isn't really that impressive. All you have to do is finish in the TOP 3 of a FFA.
Fuck that guy.
I love how the band members are actually wearing chain mail, and how the video labels the kids as metal fans.
Also, now I know that it is statistically impossible for me to get prostate cancer! Thanks!
Cap'n Crunch did 9/11
OPINION
Wow, that is the best that GI could find. We would completely destroy him.
Yeah, Samit. We need more chain-mail wielding bands over here! I for one predict there would be a direct relationship between the number of bands like Helheim in America, and our collective moral compass.
Wait. "The top ranked player has a ridiculous 75 million wins"? I hope that is supposed to be a joke.
Let's assume that this person has won every single match he has played. So that's 75 million matches. Now, assume he's so good that he wins each match in one second (a total impossibility, without cheating of course). That's 75 million seconds. A little bit of math later, we find that 75 million seconds is equal to 868 days or 2.38 years.
So, assuming this guy has been playing the game nonstop and winning a match every second, he's been doing it for almost two years before the game was released. Quite the talented individual.
Also, reading comprehension for the lose. I fail.
I really love how they don't allow you delete your comments, now we all get to make fun of Dexter.
So what's new?
LOL reading comprehension, or lack thereof.
Ah, Norwegian Viking-Metal, don't hear that enough do ya?
You know what, Thop? Fuck you. I'm going to make sure to keep your locked in standby as much as possible now with my own. Maybe I'll just start playing for the other team. For $5000. We'll see who's so hot at a stupid video game then!
This is only slightly mitigated by the fact that I approve of the various non-CoD4 media posted here.
Also, fuck you.
I'm not angry.
"I'm going to make sure to keep your HELICOPTERS locked in standby as much as possible now with my own."
FUCK!
You heard it here first! Crapsh00t supports, nay, is the ex-gay-lover of Pastor J.D. Manning!
Do what you must with my helicopters... my JELLOCOPTERS will always and forever fly free.
more of these posts please :D
Holy fucking shit. 'Thop, I'm thanking you for a few reasons.
First, for pointing out something that I thought when I first read that shitty-corporate(yetfree) rag "Gay-meInformer" then immediately forgot.
Second, introducing me to a viking metal band I'd not heard of. My only previous experience is with Amon Amarth, whom I love very much. If I could I'd have that singer's little viking bastards.
Fucking all bands should wear chainmail.
And for the record, who says drinking isn't cooL?
Now THAT was fucking metal, bro.
On second thought, scratch that. Only wicked-sick metal bands like these should. This is awesome stuff, and a pretty cool find, 'Thop.
@Dexter Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha---ha.
HAHAHA! I just finished that James Manning video, and that's some pretty visceral vocal slander. The sound of his voice is pleasing but the content of his speech is distressing.
And, I had to say that the picture of that guy from GameInformer of whom you speak was a very funny picture. How could someone approve of a picture of them self like that. The best picture though is the of the guy with the highest score (..somethingGodly, I think). The pic is obviously of him playing the game in context. Funny stuff...
Champ AKA THF out.
Fo realz.