hummm... i... ho.... hmmm.... i am ... speechless... kinda.


(that was fuckin awesome and you deserve a psp)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My vote is HERE!

Tom wins... GIVE IT TO HIM!

/contest

if only you could wear stepahnie's look of disgust as pants, you could win a solid gold psp.

I think the lack of COD4 has really messed you up...


Garrison Keillor approves though.

Bravo. I would vote for you to win.

Also, it's weird, while my girlfriend and I were driving home just now, I wondered aloud about your whereabouts. Haven't seen you on XBL in awhile. I was saying, "I'm sure when Modern Warfare 2 comes out I'll see him again. Unless he's dead. Which would be sad."

So what is the deal? Red ring of death?

Dexter. Nail on head.

I have a good encore photo for you all, which I may share at a later hour.

Cannot be unseen.

This sums things up very nicely.

Encore photo? Oh dear god no...

HAHAHAH OH MAN How did I miss this! THAT'S FUCKING GNARLY!

Even if you did ruin those sweet plaid golf knickers...



--OVER

Wow. Whatever the contest it, you should win.

I fucking hate Garrison Keillor.

So, I just moved into a new apartment and I'm broke as shit, that's why there's boxes everywhere, and my bed is without a frame. My 360 has red ringed for the second time (and is out for repair), and I've sold all the games I've beaten (I think all I have left are CoD4 and Rock Band 2). And despite this, I spent 30 bucks on supplies (not to mention the credibility I lost while walking through my new neighborhood in short-shorts and a tight shirt with cupcakes on it) because I've greatly desired a PSP for some time now (a portable console would go so well in a mass-transit environment) and have felt the internet was lacking pictures of me in a plaid loincloth, and Stephanie's uber-disgusted face.

That camera on the tripod is Steph's. We couldn't use it because it's borked, and she hasn't come up with the scratch to fix it yet. So all these pictures were shot with a CVS disposable camera (that's why you can see a finger encroaching on some of the pictures, and gratuitous amounts of red eye). I assured the guy at the photo department this was part of a photo-narrative for school so that he'd actually develop all of these. Out of all the photos we took, there were only a couple we didn't use; I think we were pretty lucky with the way they came out.

So, in case you hadn't noticed: those shorts were really tight. They lifted and seperated. My left testicle was literally in the left pant leg, and my right testicle was literally in the right pant leg. But with a little bit of tuckage, I was able to pull it off (if only for the children).



You're welcome.

A winner is you

...

*slow clap like they do in the movies*

Holy mother of god.. There were some children in these photographs ..

Only on Destructoid. You've got my vote.

I see ball... Where's the meat?!

Apparently testicle is against Photobucket's terms of use.

My vote goes to you because I lol'ed.

Alright, I reuploaded the last picture to Flickr. Although I think Photobucket is better, from what I hear Flickr isn't as Puritanical.

Weren't the winners supposed to be announced yesterday?

Oh my god, this is amazing! If this doesn't win, nothing will.

Fucking hilarious. Good job, and congrats.

Oh my god, that was incredible

OH DEAR GOD MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING

EPIC WIN! You definitely beat my idea of trash bag pants.