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Pangya Contest Entry (Eyebleach not included)
Ascythopicism | 10:35 PM on 08.14.2009 52 comments


Here's my entry into the Pangya Golf Pants Contest. Put a lot of work into it, and it didn't fit right in the comments, so I figured I'd share.

































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MEE's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 22:58
MEE
hummm... i... ho.... hmmm.... i am ... speechless... kinda.


(that was fuckin awesome and you deserve a psp)
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:03
power-glove
Winner!
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:03
Steel Squirrel
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My vote is HERE!

Tom wins... GIVE IT TO HIM!
Drachula64's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:04
Drachula64
I'm gonna raid the home office with Nerf guns if you don't win
Das Inchworm's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:07
Das Inchworm
/contest

if only you could wear stepahnie's look of disgust as pants, you could win a solid gold psp.
's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:10
Clint
We have our winner
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:11
GrumpyTurtle
I think the lack of COD4 has really messed you up...


Garrison Keillor approves though.
de BLOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:13
de BLOO
MY VOTE IS YOURS.

I'm joining Jehuty's mission if you don't win either.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:15
Darren Nakamura
Bravo. I would vote for you to win.

Also, it's weird, while my girlfriend and I were driving home just now, I wondered aloud about your whereabouts. Haven't seen you on XBL in awhile. I was saying, "I'm sure when Modern Warfare 2 comes out I'll see him again. Unless he's dead. Which would be sad."

So what is the deal? Red ring of death?
DonHonk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:16
DonHonk
you win you win you win
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:19
Ascythopicism
Dexter. Nail on head.

I have a good encore photo for you all, which I may share at a later hour.
BreakTargets's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:29
BreakTargets
I don't get it. What was the contest?
ZeroTolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:36
ZeroTolo
Cannot be unseen.
JoeCamNet's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:44
JoeCamNet
I think I see your taint.
taumpytears's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/14/2009 23:44
taumpytears


This sums things up very nicely.
Jack Maverick's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 00:38
Jack Maverick
Is this hour late enough? You know we're just waiting for that encore pic right now.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 00:48
Steel Squirrel
Encore photo? Oh dear god no...
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 00:53
naia-the-gamer
Was there another nerdcore contest?
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 01:10
TurboHyperFighting
HAHAHAH OH MAN How did I miss this! THAT'S FUCKING GNARLY!

Even if you did ruin those sweet plaid golf knickers...



--OVER
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 01:11
TurboHyperFighting
:( aw... the far right is a fox foxtrotting through the snow...

blast...
Usedtabe's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 01:58
Usedtabe
Wow. Whatever the contest it, you should win.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 02:46
Justice
Great entry, Ascysomthing!
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 02:50
Ascythopicism


I fucking hate Garrison Keillor.

So, I just moved into a new apartment and I'm broke as shit, that's why there's boxes everywhere, and my bed is without a frame. My 360 has red ringed for the second time (and is out for repair), and I've sold all the games I've beaten (I think all I have left are CoD4 and Rock Band 2). And despite this, I spent 30 bucks on supplies (not to mention the credibility I lost while walking through my new neighborhood in short-shorts and a tight shirt with cupcakes on it) because I've greatly desired a PSP for some time now (a portable console would go so well in a mass-transit environment) and have felt the internet was lacking pictures of me in a plaid loincloth, and Stephanie's uber-disgusted face.

That camera on the tripod is Steph's. We couldn't use it because it's borked, and she hasn't come up with the scratch to fix it yet. So all these pictures were shot with a CVS disposable camera (that's why you can see a finger encroaching on some of the pictures, and gratuitous amounts of red eye). I assured the guy at the photo department this was part of a photo-narrative for school so that he'd actually develop all of these. Out of all the photos we took, there were only a couple we didn't use; I think we were pretty lucky with the way they came out.

So, in case you hadn't noticed: those shorts were really tight. They lifted and seperated. My left testicle was literally in the left pant leg, and my right testicle was literally in the right pant leg. But with a little bit of tuckage, I was able to pull it off (if only for the children).



You're welcome.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 03:05
Steel Squirrel
You fucking bastard. You... you fucking bastard...
odber's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 03:31
odber
A winner is you
ChronosWing's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 04:17
ChronosWing
JESUS MY EYES WHY GOD WHY!? BURN THAT ENCORE PIC WITH FIRE PLEASE!
Jesus H Christ's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 07:54
Jesus H Christ
...

*slow clap like they do in the movies*
TurboHyperFighting's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 08:18
TurboHyperFighting
You've got a man-camel toe.

TOM IF YOU GET PSP GET MONSTER HUNTER FREEDOM UNITE!

DO IT!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 08:47
Kraid
Holy mother of god.. There were some children in these photographs ..
Chocobo Knight's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 09:38
Chocobo Knight
This is just made of 100% pure awesome!
Jordan Devore's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 09:41
Jordan Devore
Only on Destructoid. You've got my vote.
ME4Twaffle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 09:52
ME4Twaffle
Something's missing, and it isn't a half-naked man (which wasn't required. :P)...
GrumpyTurtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 12:12
GrumpyTurtle
I see ball... Where's the meat?!
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 12:31
Ascythopicism
I only mentioned my testicles for a reason... I don't have a penis.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 13:25
Darren Nakamura
Apparently testicle is against Photobucket's terms of use.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/15/2009 16:23
Batthink
LMAO. XOD

Your partner's facial expression is absolutely amazing. Utter win, and my vote goes to you.
Stella Wong's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 03:56
Stella Wong
My vote goes to you because I lol'ed.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 04:11
Darren Nakamura
Dang, Photobucket ripped down the last photo in the series now too. There wasn't even any genital in it. Friggin' prudes.
Ascythopicism's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 15:46
Ascythopicism
Alright, I reuploaded the last picture to Flickr. Although I think Photobucket is better, from what I hear Flickr isn't as Puritanical.

Weren't the winners supposed to be announced yesterday?
casesomething's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 19:11
casesomething
The effort shown in your entry blows mine out of the water. And yes the winners were supposed to be posted already, but Colette hasn't made any posts since Friday, so I'm guessing we'll find out tomorrow.
phantomile's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/16/2009 22:20
phantomile
Oh my god, this is amazing! If this doesn't win, nothing will.
Matthew Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 13:51
Matthew Blake
You win. Now please, put some pants back on.
dip's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 19:02
dip
Fucking hilarious. Good job, and congrats.
lewness's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 19:03
lewness
Does golf do this to everyone playing it?
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 20:16
king3vbo
Oh my god, that was incredible
Elsa's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 21:15
Elsa
I have no idea how I missed this... but it's absolutely hilarious and you definitely deserve the win!!! :)
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/17/2009 22:16
Samit Sarkar
OH DEAR GOD MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
Kamanashi's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 01:27
Kamanashi
EPIC WIN! You definitely beat my idea of trash bag pants.
Danmartigan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/18/2009 13:04
Danmartigan
...... hey man you gonna get modern warfare 2?
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