I figured most of you either stopped looking at these contest entries, or never even bothered to look at any of them. For this reason, I've decided to try to kill two birds with one stone. I've had some things I'd like to share with the community, but felt would be failtastic if I devoted a single blog post to 'em. But first, my 1337 rig:

Off the top of my head / from memory / completely fabricated specifications:

ASUS A8N-E Motherboard
AMD Athlon 3000+ 64-bit processor
500GB SATA HD
1GB RAM
Sound
256MB nVidia GeForce 6600 video card

In honor of the late Danmartigan, I opted to not clean my computer area up for you internet losers.

The overview:


My amazing 19 inch, 14,159 pound CRT monitzor:


Michael Yi after some butt-play with Puppetpallmich:


The insides of the tower:


Random CD and DVD cases:


The overview 2, note the deck of cards; first three seasons of Nip/Tuck; NyQuil; flashlight (not to be confused with "fleshlight"); mechanical pencil; stale Pathmark brand pretzels; anal beads; shitty PS2 games; non-functionable lightbulb; replacement lead; Trident White Peppermint Gum; and Wii Play.


Now that that's out of the way, the NVGR content:

This is mainly for Turbo "I'd Totally Nail Terry Gross" HyperFighting, and Lord "How's the Textbook Industry Goin'?" Houghton. Penn Jillette rocks my twat. Here's a video from his video-log "Penn Says" (which is hosted by "Crackle;" which is trying to be an HD youTube), and below the video is a link to the archives of podcasts for his radio show which ran for about a year (his radio show is fan-fucking-tastic, give it a try).



Penn's radio show archives.

And, for those of you who made it this far, I give you "Pickle Surprise:"