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Does Halo 3 Have Pool Parties?
Ascythopicism \| 3:32 AM on 12.31.2007	12 comments

I think not.

In case you've been in a cave playing Pokemon Snaps the past few months, Call of Duty 4's online multiplayer is the most fun and addictive thing outside of snorting blow off of your cum-soaked six-year-old niece's corpse.

If near-realistic military first-person-shooters aren't your bag (which they should be, you lametard), you should at least check it out for the sake of the fantastic pool parties.

GISing for "pool party" has a lot of NSFW results. I was pleasantly surprised.

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11 comments | showing # 1 to 11

Jim Sterling

You know Reaprar's avatar?

"In case you've been in a cave playing Pokemon Snaps the past few months, Call of Duty 4's online multiplayer is the most fun and addictive thing outside of snorting blow off of your cum-soaked six-year-old niece's corpse."

Thanks to that sentence, my face now resembles that avatar.

stevephoenix

haha the sentence and the attached first picture gave be big lols

atheistium

I see OMFG A HOBO!! He's my bitch :P

Also: awesome post.

Eschatos

I cannot look at that picture any longer. I'm sorry.

Black Aspen

Holy Guacamole!
We've got chips!
So come on take a dip
'Cause my pool riiiips!

king3vbo

OMFG A HOBO will kick yer ass

Ascythopicism

Black Aspen:

Ugh, fuck the Aquabats. My lady friend was a ska cunt before I met her, and I had the unfortunate unpleasantness of having to listen to a couple of their songs because of her. She won't make that mistake again, lest she gets a visit from Mr. Back of My Hand.

And HOBO's just that; he lives in an emptied out pool in Chernobyl, eats toenail stew, and camps at the back of the battlefield and jerks himself off until he happens across a poor unfortunate soul who he then paralyzes with his stench, diddles their poofter, then harvests their toenails for more stew.

Demios

Now if only tey could somehow fuse my love of COD and my strange love of uncut cock. Now THAT would be a game!

Danmartigan

Oh hey Tom! whats happening?

superbeefy2050

I kinda look like the guy on the left

What about the jellocopters? What would [COSB] think?

TurboHyperFighting

Smoking left.

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