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"In case you've been in a cave playing Pokemon Snaps the past few months, Call of Duty 4's online multiplayer is the most fun and addictive thing outside of snorting blow off of your cum-soaked six-year-old niece's corpse."
Thanks to that sentence, my face now resembles that avatar.
Also: awesome post.
We've got chips!
So come on take a dip
'Cause my pool riiiips!
Ugh, fuck the Aquabats. My lady friend was a ska cunt before I met her, and I had the unfortunate unpleasantness of having to listen to a couple of their songs because of her. She won't make that mistake again, lest she gets a visit from Mr. Back of My Hand.
And HOBO's just that; he lives in an emptied out pool in Chernobyl, eats toenail stew, and camps at the back of the battlefield and jerks himself off until he happens across a poor unfortunate soul who he then paralyzes with his stench, diddles their poofter, then harvests their toenails for more stew.
What about the jellocopters? What would [COSB] think?