While I swig on a
Newcastle, I present to you my
first DESTRUCTOID blog.
Please, be gentle...
A website out there has a ridiculous two hour video of all 32 courses in
Mario Kart Wii! While this may be a preview for most
Mario Kart fans, it may be a spoiler for many! Or it may just piss off the naysayers even more!
No, I didn't watch the entire damn two hour video! Are you freakin' kidding me. That's a little much! I have better things to do tonight... Like drink
a tasty beverage and
blog my reaction to the reactions to it!
Sadly, it seems some people aren't exactly thrilled with this entry in the classic go-kart racing series. Am I thrilled? No... I'm fucking ecstatic!
Whether you're excited or not,
Mario Kart Wii is almost upon us!
The original
SNES game is a classic and will always have a special spot in the video game section of my heart.
I've been a super, heavily-addicted fanatic of the series since the first game was released in
1992. My friends and I would play hundreds of marathon battle mode matches in a single sitting. Hours of fun! After the last match, the world around us would appear to be in permanent
Mode 7! Memories... Sigh. The memories... Gotta love it! I know you do. Care to share?
Listen, every
Mario Kart has been an evolution from the previous one, not a revolution. That's alright. If
Nintendo kept everything the same, people would bitch. When
Nintendo changes things... The same people bitch. Please, stop the bitching people! Learn to enjoy instead. It's much more fun.
Play it. Love it. Or leave it.
Things change. Things evolve. Get used to it. You name it, things change... People. Food. Movies. Cars. Video game systems and every subsequent
Mario Kart released.
Yet, once you get used to the differences, every game is a solid, multiplayer "go-kart" racing classic. From
Mario Kart 64 to
Mario Kart Arcade GP, the series is a gold cup trophy winner!
I'm hyper-excited for this entry to the series! I have an
advent calendar ready and I'm counting down the damn days, baby!
April 27... Would you please hurry tha hell up!
Lets'a go! Wahoo!
Mario Kart fans unite!
See you online April 27!
*(Psst... Hey! You... Yeah, you - Don' even ask about the Wii Wheel. The jury is deliberating on that one and will decide its fate on April 27. Also, the ridiculous video can be found compliments of 'wiinintendo.net'.)*
Hello and welcome to dtoid! Last person to use a Southpark like character as an avatar got banned, so don't be like him!! Remember to not suck :).
Uh, wiinintendo.com does not exist.
12-player races, hell yeah.
Knives, I'll try not to suck, bro.
I'm not really even a huge South Park fan, I've just had tha avatar for a while now... I dig it!
Also, I edited the source site. It's .net not .com! Sorry, guys!
By the way, Mario Kart Wii is gonna rock, man! Yeah!
Oh yeah, Knives...
Last person to use a cat as an avatar was called a pussy.
;)
After reading some initial reviews I'm a little apprehensive. I'm getting it regardless, but I'm not touching that stupid wheel.
Where is this two hour video?