While I swig on a Newcastle
, I present to you my first DESTRUCTOID blog
, be gentle...
A website out there has a ridiculous two hour video of all 32 courses in Mario Kart Wii
! While this may be a preview for most Mario Kart
fans, it may be a spoiler for many! Or it may just piss off the naysayers even more!
No, I didn't watch the entire damn two hour video! Are you freakin' kidding me. That's a little much! I have better things to do tonight... Like drink a tasty beverage
my reaction to the reactions to it!
Sadly, it seems some people aren't exactly thrilled with this entry in the classic go-kart racing series. Am I thrilled? No... I'm fucking ecstatic!
Whether you're excited or not, Mario Kart Wii
is almost upon us!
The original SNES
game is a classic and will always have a special spot in the video game section of my heart.
I've been a super, heavily-addicted fanatic of the series since the first game was released in 1992
. My friends and I would play hundreds of marathon battle mode matches in a single sitting. Hours of fun! After the last match, the world around us would appear to be in permanent Mode 7
! Memories... Sigh. The memories... Gotta love it! I know you do. Care to share?
Listen, every Mario Kart
has been an evolution from the previous one, not a revolution. That's alright. If Nintendo
kept everything the same, people would bitch. When Nintendo
changes things... The same people bitch. Please, stop the bitching people! Learn to enjoy instead. It's much more fun.
Play it. Love it. Or leave it.
Things change. Things evolve. Get used to it. You name it, things change... People. Food. Movies. Cars. Video game systems and every subsequent Mario Kart
Yet, once you get used to the differences, every game is a solid, multiplayer "go-kart" racing classic. From Mario Kart 64
to Mario Kart Arcade GP
, the series is a gold cup trophy winner!
I'm hyper-excited for this entry to the series! I have an advent calendar
ready and I'm counting down the damn days, baby! April 27
... Would you please hurry tha hell up!
Lets'a go! Wahoo!
See you online April 27!
*(Psst... Hey! You... Yeah, you - Don' even ask about the Wii Wheel. The jury is deliberating on that one and will decide its fate on April 27. Also, the ridiculous video can be found compliments of 'wiinintendo.net'.)*