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5:29 PM on 02.24.2009

Chad Approved Economic Stimulus Package

Now that I see it all laid out, I realize this is the only way.

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2:27 AM on 02.12.2009

Billy Mays calls out Vince (NVGR)


About a month I started a poll on the forums to help me settle a bet with a couple pals. The argument started while watching tv with a couple of friends when back to back commercials of Billy Mays selling mighty putty and Vince selling shamwow came on. As you can imagine this spawned what some might call the greatest debate of all time. Who is the greatest salesman in history?

Sides were quickly picked, some chose the bearded messianic figure Billy Mays while others chose the crafty upstart Vince. Barbs were thrown back and forth mocking headsets, voice volume, and the true quality of German products. Then the argument took an unforeseen turn when the phrase "They ain't got shit on Ron Popeil" was uttered. This brought up questions like "Why would I want to make my own pasta?" and "When was the last time you drove by a pond and had the urgent desire to fish?". So the poll was born, mainly to settle a bet, more importantly to decide who was the greatest salesman of all time.

As is the case in life, the plebeians squabbled in their hut while the kings fought on the battlefield. Some shit went down at the Super Bowl, and Billy Mays is pissed. He retells the story during an interview on the Adam Carolla Show and goes on a tirade about how Vince is knocking off his products. It all culminates when Billy calls out Vince and challenges him to a Pitch Off. Check out the clip then vote on the poll. Who is the highlander of salesman, for there can be only one.


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7:27 PM on 02.03.2009

Mass Effect 2 gets a launch window. Arrested Developer gets a boner.



What glorious news, I must say. Even Jim Sterling and his terrible taste in games can't ruin today because Mass Effect 2 has been given a launch window. Sure it's not an exact date and yes it's about a year away but early 2010 is a good enough start for me.


More of this please

EA didn't say much more on the subject but did mention that it will be multplatform and balls deep awesome.   read


1:05 AM on 12.17.2008

LNL: Voldo is a Smooth Criminal

I've seen a lot of choreographed game dances in my day, but this has to be the most elaborate I've ever seen. It seems Voldo of Soul Calibur has more in common with Michael Jackson then just his love for boys.


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2:05 AM on 11.20.2008

GTA 4 DLC Dated and Discussed



Rockstar will be leaving Niko behind in the upcoming GTA DLC entitled "The Lost and Damned". 360 players will take the roll of Johnny Klebitz a member of the biker gang The Lost (Remember you chased down one of them and killed him for messing around with someones daughter?).

According to Dan Houser "Johnny is a very different character than Niko, with a very different background. I can't go into too much detail on the story, because we try not to give away too much plot before the game is released. But I can say that the story will show yo.u a different side of Liberty City."

No price has been announced yet (gaming insiders are predicting $15-$20), but the DLC is slated to come out on Feb. 17 (Winter 2008 my ass) so you have plenty of time to start saving up penny's

USA Today   read


4:41 AM on 11.19.2008

Greatest DS game ever

Forget Chrono Trigger DS. Screw Phoenix Wright and Hotel Dusk. Throw away Ouendan and Elite Beat Agents because a truly innovative game is finally coming out on the DS. I had heard rumors that I cautiously filed under "To good to be true" but today the rumors were confirmed and the greatest franchise of all time is coming to DS' everywhere.

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Sauté!   read


12:51 AM on 11.18.2008

Shortblog: NXE now available for anyone who signed up for beta

That's right, you can now download the NXE if you filled out the beta form. So as long as you were interested and not retarded when it came to filling out questions you should be enjoying all the new features in minutes.

And now for something completely different

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4:48 AM on 09.02.2008

Dr. Horrible Soundtrack Finally Available (NVGR)


It's been promised for months now and it's finally out. For $9.99 on iTunes you can get the soundtrack to Joss Whedon's writers strike project, Dr. Horrible's Sing-along blog, a soundtrack so good it will make you think that Neil Patrick Harris is actually interested in getting into Felcia Day's panties.


*Cute huh? Sort of a quiet nerdy thing, not my usual, but nice.*

If you missed Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog when it came out a few months ago and enjoy Joss Whedon, NPH, Nathan Fillion, Felicia Day, or musical theatre this is a must have. Also, check out the the entire show here

P.S.
People that attended pax may also recognize Felicia as the girl that sang Still Alive with Jonathan Coulton at his Pax concert.   read


7:24 PM on 07.01.2008

(NVGR) Arrested Development Movie "for sure" Also, awesome A.D. Clips



I rarely check Aint it Cool news but for some reason today I checked and was rewarded with the greatest news of all time. In a recent interview Jeffery Tambor (George Bluth) was quoted in saying:

“After months of speculation, I think we have finally figured out for sure that we are indeed doing an Arrested Development movie, I am very excited about that. I love that cast and crew and I felt like we had more to say."

Thank you little eight pound six ounce baby Jesus, laying in your manger with your golden diaper, now just let me live long enough to see this come to fruition.

Now for something completely different ,
(not actually completely different)


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2:51 AM on 06.12.2008

Late Night Lulz: Fred sells his PS2 prank call. Also, Shenmue



Fred is an unassuming Mississippi man just trying to make a few bucks selling his PS2. Enter the guys from Tapezilla.net and witness as the conversation changes from a discussion about memory cards to dirty pictures and white guy on black girl porn.

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They also have some fun with a Shenmue sound board and call up Hong Kong Buffet and Terry's Gold.

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2:38 AM on 06.11.2008

NVGR/NSFW-ish: Censor Bar art

Facts about this video:
1. About a dozen naked chicks (w/ censor bars, sadly)
2. A few naked dudes (w/ censor bars, thankfully)
3. Lots of dancing
4. Censor bars used to create funny shapes
5. Pretty decent music

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12:35 AM on 05.24.2008

Mega 64's Marcus interviews the makers of Castle Crashers



In a blog that will no doubt be buried under countless Etrian Odyssey posts, I bring you the latest episode of Marcus' Corner. This week he interviews Dan Paladin and John Baez of The Behemoth about their upcoming gaming orgasm entitled Castle Crashers.

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