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Play Magazine Fails: Shallow depth exposé
ArrestedDeveloper | 10:31 PM on 09.06.2007 14 comments




There are two things that Destructoid is well known for. The first is ass to mouth, Ron Workman invented it, no one disputes that. But only slightly less well-known is this: in-depth investigative reporting. Recently Play magazine gave Lair a 90% while most other gaming publications gave it 50%-60%, and with a little digging and number crunching I found out that this wasn't the only title that Play has given an inflated score to. I picked about 20 games, some good, some bad, and made a table showing Play's scores and the general consensus of what score the game deserved (provided by Metacritic and Gamerankings). I think you will find the results interesting. Sorry for all the dashes, making a table on a blog is not as easy as one would think.

Game--------------------Play Magazine-----Metacritic--Gamerankings---Difference

Heavenly Sword----------------100--------------80---------81------------20
Motorstrom--------------------100--------------82---------83------------18
Crackdown----------------------95--------------83---------83------------12
Kameo--------------------------95--------------79---------81------------15
Moto GP 2007-----------------95--------------79---------80--------------15
Lair-----------------------------90--------------58---------60------------30
The Darkness------------------90--------------81---------82------------ 9
Overlord-----------------------90--------------76---------78------------13
Just Cause---------------------90--------------73---------72------------17
Saint's Row--------------------90--------------81---------82------------ 8
Ninety-Nine Nights-----------90--------------61---------63------------27
Dragoneer's Aria--------------85--------------62---------66------------21
Bullet Witch-------------------85--------------55---------58------------32
Project Sylpheed--------------85--------------64---------65------------20
Sonic the Hedgehog-----------85--------------45---------46------------40
Tenchu Z------------------------85--------------55---------56------------30
Enchanted Arms----------------80--------------66---------66------------14
Call of Juarez-------------------80--------------71---------72------------ 8
Dynasty Warriors: Gundam-----80--------------59---------59------------21
Ghost Rider----------------------75--------------54---------56------------20

Interesting huh? According to the table, on average, Play magazine gives about 20% more points to games then the rest of the internet. Is my table 100% accurate? Probably not, I'm terrible with math so there is bound to be some mistakes, but on the whole the numbers are correct. And sure I sorted through scores to highlight my point, but from this small sample you can see that there is a pattern. In the end I felt that there needed to be a whistleblower(why the hell isn't the clip with whistleblowing from Arrested Development on youtube!), when there are sick perverts out there giving 85's to Sonic the Hedgehog and Tenchu Z something had to be said.

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Nick Chester's Destructoid Blog
Yeah, Play are pretty forgiving. I was talking to a Play writer about a month ago, and he mentioned something about his boss having written a review for some Sonic game (maybe Shadow the Hedgehog) and giving it a glowing review. "He likes what he likes," I was told.

Maybe the rest of the industry is too harsh, and Play have it right -- aren't games just supposed to be fun? Why should would we be tearing down games every chance we get? Take them for what they are, enjoy them for what they offer, etc.

But really, Shadow the Hedgehog was dog s**t.
UltraDSA's Destructoid Blog
The Style and type of game is reviewed by the person who likes that type of game resulting in over all higher ratings on most reviews. I like the Mag but don't agree with some of the reviews but it's like that all over every now and then.
BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
Someone just has really low expectations is all. I wonder if the reviewer's single...

I hear she's available.
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BluDesign's Destructoid Blog
Damn tags...

taumpytears's Destructoid Blog
you need to repost this when more people would see it, it just is not getting the recognition it deserves.
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
*gag*
DynamicSheep's Destructoid Blog
Also. Excellent expose... this is 20/20-esque.
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
@ dvddesign
Remind me to ask Niero to allow comment deletetion, sweet baby Jesusthat is horrendous.

And I realize people (even play magazine) are entitled to their opinion but Bullet Witch getting an 85%?!?! Some people aren't entitled to opinions.
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
the only time I ever read it was the time I had nothing to read and there were no bookstores so I went into an officeMax to see what I could find and it was the only magazine about gaming they had. so I picked up Manager's Weekly
BahamutZero's Destructoid Blog
also seriously, DVDDesign, fuck you.
kawitchate's Destructoid Blog
well at least it's not fanbo - HOLY SHIT! is that a 95 for Moto GP 2007 i see up there?!? ...wow.

by the by, your chart - kudos, but it made me ill. a bit "wavy" for my taste.
ZigZagMan's Destructoid Blog
So Play is the new "60 second movie quotes," giving the lone favourable review to equalise the Metacritic ratings?

Also Kameo 95%? *Shudder*
ArrestedDeveloper's Destructoid Blog
@ ZigZagMan
Yes Kameo got a 95, so according to Play magazine Kameo is 5% better than Shadow of the Colossus.
CryingTheAnnualKingo's Destructoid Blog
I read Play until Dave Halverson (the EIC) triumphantly proclaimed Fable "The Most Non-Linear Game <i>Ever Created</i>!"

That was that. They did have good Japanese coverage though...


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