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Over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies.

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Pokemon White
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Valkyria Chronicles 2
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Earthbound
Resident Evil Series
Silent Hill Series
Deus Ex Series
System Shock Series

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Super Nintendo (out of the box)
Playstation 2 (2 years)
Gamecube (6 months)
Xbox 360 (1 year)
Playstation 3 (2 days)

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Mass Effect: Retribution
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
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Mass Effect: Revelation review, Unintelligible Edition!
ArrestedDeveloper | 5:27 PM on 06.01.2007 9 comments



EDIT: URL error (and spelling) fixed. Niero FTW!.................

Video games can twist a person's mind and cause them to do crazy stupid things. Sadly I am such a person. During the past month video games have forced me to do something ungodly and completely against my will, read a book. After punishing myself appropriatley I came to grips with my depravity and decided to embrace it, because what better way to walk down the primrose path to the everlasting bonfire than with Mass Effect.

Mass Effect: Revelation, penned by Mass Effect's lead writer Drew Karpyshyn, brings two words to mind, erection inducing. Action, interesting characters, and most importantly a peek into the Mass Effect universe all add up to make this book a winner.

In Revelation you'll follow Dave Anderson as he investigates the destruction of a top secret alliance base, flying from planet to planet, shooting the crap out of everyone he meets, and sleeping with exotic aliens (actually not so much sex but you can always imagine)

When it comes down to it if you are interested in the game you will enjoy the book but even if you don't plan on picking up the game the book merits a read.

I give this book 5 ejaculating penis' out of 5.



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Aaron Mxy Yost's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 03:54
Aaron Mxy Yost
It has a novelization already? Wow. Love the banner. :)
Corncobtacular's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 09:16
Corncobtacular
I love your link on the "dont plan on picking up this game". Priceless....
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 14:10
ArrestedDeveloper
@ Mxyzptlk

It isn't based on the game itself, it's kind of a prequel to the game. The do seem to set up who will be the villian of the game will be though
Joe Burling's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 16:55
Joe Burling
I already have plans to get this book, but knowing that it has been given a rating of 5 ejaculating penis' just makes it all that much desirable.

BTW, looks like Niero and co. fixed your blog. There is no longer a need to remove the + sign. ;-)
UglyDuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/01/2007 17:53
UglyDuck
Excellent presentation. Nice blog, nice banner, you set yourself out from the rest of us :).
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