Over time, my husband will desire me less, sexually, but he will always enjoy my pies.
Games I'm Playing now:
Pokemon White
Portal 2
Valkyria Chronicles 2
Trials HD (as always)
Might & Magic: Clash of Heroes
Awesome Games I've Never Played:
Earthbound
Resident Evil Series
Silent Hill Series
Deus Ex Series
System Shock Series
Systems I've Owned That Have Broken:
Super Nintendo (out of the box)
Playstation 2 (2 years)
Gamecube (6 months)
Xbox 360 (1 year)
Playstation 3 (2 days)
Books I'm Reading:
Mass Effect: Retribution
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
About a month I started a poll on the forums to help me settle a bet with a couple pals. The argument started while watching tv with a couple of friends when back to back commercials of Billy Mays selling mighty putty and Vince selling shamwow came on. As you can imagine this spawned what some might call the greatest debate of all time. Who is the greatest salesman in history?
Sides were quickly picked, some chose the bearded messianic figure Billy Mays while others chose the crafty upstart Vince. Barbs were thrown back and forth mocking headsets, voice volume, and the true quality of German products. Then the argument took an unforeseen turn when the phrase "They ain't got shit on Ron Popeil" was uttered. This brought up questions like "Why would I want to make my own pasta?" and "When was the last time you drove by a pond and had the urgent desire to fish?". So the poll was born, mainly to settle a bet, more importantly to decide who was the greatest salesman of all time.
As is the case in life, the plebeians squabbled in their hut while the kings fought on the battlefield. Some shit went down at the Super Bowl, and Billy Mays is pissed. He retells the story during an interview on the Adam Carolla Show and goes on a tirade about how Vince is knocking off his products. It all culminates when Billy calls out Vince and challenges him to a Pitch Off. Check out the clip then vote on the poll. Who is the highlander of salesman, for there can be only one.
I fucking love that Shamwow guy! Those crazy eyes of his!
I hold a grudge against Billy Mays because I invented the Gopher. I'm fucking serious. I was too lazy to patent it and dumb enough to take it to an invention convention. Then again, I was like only 10 at the time...
I can't listen to the clip here at work without outing myself as a slacker, but I'm sticking with what I said in the forums regardless of what happend at the Superbowl. My vote remains with Vince, though Billy looks like he could probably snap him in half...
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I hold a grudge against Billy Mays because I invented the Gopher. I'm fucking serious. I was too lazy to patent it and dumb enough to take it to an invention convention. Then again, I was like only 10 at the time...
It's like wearing a bluetooth headset when you don't have a cell phone.
Why so serious? Sad.
"BILLY MAYS YOU GET OFF THE TOP OF THAT JET THIS INSTANT"
"SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, I NEED TO HAVE A CHAINSAW DUEL WITH CHUCK NORRIS"
"Well... Do you have your Mighty Putty?"
"Yes mom..."
He was actually on the Adam Carolla show pimping his new show. It's basically an inventor getting his stuff made and them selling it.