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Solja Boy's review of Braid.... didnt he get shot
Arktos | 9:10 PM on 09.15.2008 62 comments


We can only hope he will got shot....
He can make beats... he cannot rap...



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pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:17
pendelton21
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I can't wait 'til he comes to my school in a few weeks so I can attepmt to punch him in the face.
VWGTI's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:17
VWGTI
I laughed, but that might be because I'm drunk.

"Ahhhhhhhhhh, the nigga just go back!"
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:18
MrSadistic
Alright, I think Braid is pretentious and everything but seriously he needs to fucking get shot in his fucking cock area.
Blake's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:22
Blake
...

I already hated him. This just makes the RAGE increase.

Alternate Post:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
FreedomToast's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:22
FreedomToast
he seems to be very artistic for his age...oh wait i meant autistic autistic
Arktos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:23
Arktos
@PENDELTON21
why is he going to your school? Like hes a good role model?
randombullseye's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:26
randombullseye
"Watch this shit, its about a guy in a suit. It ain't got no point you just walk around, jumping on shit." - Soulja Boy on Braid

I've only played through the first world and a half and its been a great puzzle game. Looks like the Soulja Boy needs to let tell 'em him to collect puzzle pieces. I'll admit I thought it was just a nice looking platformer at first, but as soon as I saw that I was supposed to collect the puzzle pieces, I understood perfectly and it changed my whole view of the game.

"This shit stupid as hell man." - Soulja Boy on Braid.

From what I've played of the game, its one of the most well thought out games I've seen in a long time. Everything means something, there are lots of references to older platform games. The design and way that you collect the puzzle pieces gives you that "oh I see. Aren't I clever now." feeling that few games can give. Its as if Soulja Boy single handedly killed video game reviews. I wonder what metacritic and gamerankings will rate his negative review?

Someone write a feel the hatred about Soulja Boy. That will certainly tell 'em.
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:27
Maurice Tan
Hahahahaha, amazing!
SnakeDude4Life's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:28
SnakeDude4Life
Carbombs are needed.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:29
king3vbo
I wish I had an IQ of 6, like DeAndre Ramone Way, aka Soulja Boy. Life seems so much more fun for DeAndre
Cataract's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:29
Cataract
I really just want to fucking hit him. So goddamn hard.

With, like, the LHC.
PvLax's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:32
PvLax
Why is Soulja Boy reviewing an intelligent game like Braid

Shouldn't he be raving about how great madden is or something?
power-glove's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:32
power-glove


That is all that needs to be said about this video.
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:37
pendelton21
Arktos:
...I should've said college. He's playing a Bowling Green-sponsored concert on campus in a few weeks.
Alexradl's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:41
Alexradl
He needs to be accidentally shot in the face.
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:42
nebones
MAkes me want to kill myself.
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:46
Excel-2011
I wanted to give Braid a try on a friend's 360 but the fact that Soulya Boy made any comment on it is reason enough to avoid it like the plague. Good going, Soulya Boy, not only are you killing rap but you're also a dangerously potent detriment to the advancement of the independent game development community as well. I hope you choke.
Electro Lemon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:46
Electro Lemon
I want to jam a hot rod up this cunt's urethra.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:49
RonBurgandy2010
He's rich and famous, CKY is neither. Is there right in this world anymore?
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:55
Excel-2011
@pendelton21:
Get a bunch of dudes to dress up like the protagonist and jump around before the concert starts and see what he does.
Puppy Licks's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 21:57
Puppy Licks
Uhhhhh, wat?
kamu's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:02
kamu
hehehe... he makes CHAD WARDEN look smart! triple six zero baybay!
grafkhun's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:13
grafkhun
why arktos, why did you show us this? FUCKING WHY? gahhhhh!!!!!!
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:26
ace of knaves
When I saw the link to this post, about the last thing I expected was to see Solja Boy actually reviewing Braid. Wow. I love how completely enthralled they are. And Jonathan Blow, if you're watching this, please don't kill yourself.
Clockwork's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:32
Clockwork
Every video this guy is in he's talking about video games. What a nerd...

...oh wait
Tubatic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:38
Tubatic
@the excel

Letting soulja boy influence your gaming decisions is the same as if you let roger ebert influence your gaming decisions.

you're doing it wrong.
Brian Szabelski's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:40
Brian Szabelski
Take him down, Pendleton.
ScottyG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:50
ScottyG
Heh, that's actually pretty funny. Not what he was saying as, well... he wasn't really saying anything. Just seeing him and his buddies flip out over the time manipulation.

That being said... If you actually are taking him serious you need to chill out. Yesh people...
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:51
Bob Muir
And now, I'm going to go buy this game. Thanks, Soulja Boy!
Facemask's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:58
Facemask
I don't know anythng about him, mainly becouse I do my best to avoid him. Soja boy is an embarrasment to any type of music genre. I'am a fan of rap but sadly Soja boy is helping destroy it along with other money hugry horny skirt chaceing gold teeth flashy loud mouth sterio-types, that are constantly protray across urban youth and young pop coulther. In basic terms I don't like any one who has no iduvisual voice in music, which is soppose to be an art form. The words pop and coulter means popularity among the mainstream and general public aka "mind zombies". That is why social outcast like my self tend to sprout our own wing and stick to the alternitives.
Now for the slander. A true role modle is some one who incurage iduvisuality, beside the only thing he's going to do at school is show his ass. Thus sricking ivy in others and here comes the chair flying across the autotorium and their you have a riot on your hands all for what, some jack ass running up and down a stage. If I were there I'll fling a bag of poo at him.
I will not look at that shitty ass video, I'll rather watch a Two-day marraton of The Golden Girls tided down in a basement while eating nothing but pure ginger cubes, than to see that mountain of dookie.
Facemask's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 22:59
Facemask
I don't know anythng about him, mainly becouse I do my best to avoid him. Soja boy is an embarrasment to any type of music genre. I'am a fan of rap but sadly Soja boy is helping destroy it along with other money hugry horny skirt chaceing gold teeth flashy loud mouth sterio-types, that are constantly protray across urban youth and young pop coulther. In basic terms I don't like any one who has no iduvisual voice in music, which is soppose to be an art form. The words pop and coulter means popularity among the mainstream and general public aka "mind zombies". That is why social outcast like my self tend to sprout our own wing and stick to the alternitives.
Now for the slander. A true role modle is some one who incurage iduvisuality, beside the only thing he's going to do at school is show his ass. Thus sricking ivy in others and here comes the chair flying across the autotorium and their you have a riot on your hands all for what, some jack ass running up and down a stage. If I were there I'll fling a bag of poo at him.
I will not look at that shitty ass video, I'll rather watch a Two-day marraton of The Golden Girls tided down in a basement while eating nothing but pure ginger cubes, than to see that mountain of dookie.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 23:02
aborto thefetus
Jesus Christ he has the humor of a four year old.
GohanGVO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 23:07
GohanGVO
He is the reason why I hate listening to the radio.

GET OFF MY INTERNET.
Facemask's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 23:14
Facemask
I googled Soja boy under images and I found this

Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 23:22
Corak
I guess money can't buy you a brain. As aborto said he has the humor of a 4 year old, and I'll go so far as to add he probably has the brain of a 4 year old as well.

"Yo check this out, this a game you can play while you high or drunk or fucked up or whatever."

Nice message to the kids who like your music asshole. This is the reason people should have to take an IQ test to have kids, because they were not able to teach this guy shit.
IzekialRage's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 23:32
IzekialRage
"You're an inspiration for birth control" - Duke Nukem
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 23:52
Dan CiTi
As much as I love Braid, that is hilarious. I'm playing it like that now.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/15/2008 23:53
bottled dark
lol
this is so bad.
Endstiem's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 01:17
Endstiem
I love the fact that Halo 3 is on in the background.

Honestly though, I was laughing for the first 30 seconds.... then, yeah... got OLD.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 02:06
Justice
Power Glove wins!
ArrestedDeveloper's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 02:53
ArrestedDeveloper
I wish I could have seen lemon's reaction when he watched that.
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 06:54
AgentMOO
Worst review ever-ohhhhhhhhhhh no
the vinny club's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 07:14
the vinny club
"I sucked yo ass out bitch!"
Tamz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 07:19
Tamz
Wouldn't be the worst thing if he died.
sleepingagain's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 07:24
sleepingagain
wow.... didnt know people could be.. THAT stupid
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 09:07
Excel-2011
@Tubatic:
I know; that's the point. He's not doing it right either, so I'm just speaking on his terms to increase the odds that he'll get the point.
Debeo Laurus's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 10:36
Debeo Laurus
Is he speaking english?
Brilliam's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/16/2008 10:41
Brilliam
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN ON YOUTUBE

fucking this dude for president
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