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My real name is William, but I go by Bryce. I live in Harrisburg, PA.

My dad first got me into gaming by taking me with him to LAN parties with his co-workers where we'd play Total Annihilation and Unreal Tournament until around 2 AM, which was very late for a second-grader. I was pretty much exclusively a casual PC gamer until I got my Xbox 360 Elite in the summer before my junior year of high school. Now mouse & keyboard feel wrong to control games. I have a Linux-based laptop that has problems showing Youtube videos, so I can't play PC games anymore.

I have ADHD, which, combined with a lot of shit that happened in my family, caused me to fail my senior year of high school, despite the fact that I was literally one of the smartest people in my class. I like programming and am trying to learn more about it. I'm also a huge physics nerd. I'm basically a cross between a nerd and a gamer. Just mash the two stereotypes together and you'll pretty much get me.
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A Disturbing Flaw in my Personality
Arkhon | 9:35 PM on 09.22.2009 16 comments


I have many character flaws. After all, I'm not perfect. Nobody is. But as I was playing Gears of War 2 recently, a friend pointed one out to me that had me actually spooked.

I'm a lazy person; I can be infuriatingly laid-back. My laziness annoys me, and yet I can't seem to do anything about it. I'm incredibly scatter-brained and can never focus on anything unless I am really interested in it, and then I bypass "focus" and go into full-blown obsession over whatever it is, be it coding or playing video games or reading a book or whatever.

I hate people. I think of almost everybody else as idiots, amazed at how they just can't seem to see the answer to a problem or the general picture of things. I know in my head that the average person is axiomatically average in terms of mental capability. I know in my head that people aren't dumb, I'm just smart. Everyone from my parents to my psychiatrist to my therapist (yes, I have a psychiatrist and a therapist, for depression and ADHD issues) to every single teacher I've ever had has told me I'm borderline genius, to the point where I actually feel irrational disgust towards anyone who calls me "smart". And yet, I still somehow end up labeling people less intelligent than me as idiots in my head. I can't seem to stop, and I've tried.

But most disturbing of all, I find extreme gore funny, which scares me. I mentioned in the intro above that I was playing Gears of War 2 when my friend pointed this out to me; I was actually literally laughing out loud while chainsawing somebody to death. Most people find the gore awesome, I find it hilarious. Maybe it's because of how over-the-top it is, because I don't have the same reaction when playing less gorey games like Halo or Call of Duty. At least I hope that's what it is.

Anybody else think over-the-top gore is funny? Please say yes.



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Diverse's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 22:04
Diverse
I can point you to some penis mutilation vids if you want. I'm curious to see if you laugh at them or not.
Arkhon's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 22:05
Arkhon
Thankfully, real gore disgusts me.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 22:08
MrSadistic
You are one sick bastard.

Nah just kidding. I laugh at video game gore if it's funny to me. I mean if it's some dude getting chainsawed in the face, I'm like "o wow awesome". I guess it excites me more than makes me laugh.

I did laugh in the theater when I saw that Dawn of the Dead remake and that one dumb birch, got owned by that one guy with a chainsaw.
Mushman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 22:20
Mushman
Nope not really. I used to have a morbid curiosity about pictures of the dead, you know, the ones on rotten.com and the like. I never used to laugh at them, or the people unfortunate deaths, I was simply curious about how fragile we really are and how death really is at our doorstep. Where this curiosity came from?? I think I wanted to genuinely know more about death and the whole inevitably of it all.

To think a simple fall could lead to a very messy death (I saw a picture of a person who fell backwards onto pavement and cracked his head wide open at the back, resulting in massive blood loss) instills in you the value of life. Sounds strange, yes, but you learn not to take life for granted and not only did it change me for the better, but also pushed me more towards religion.

Like I said, I never laughed or made fun of the victims, rather I felt sorry for them and had great empathy with murder victims, people can get killed in really horrible, suffering ways. Humanity needs to sort itself out.

When watching gore heavy flicks (Tokyo Gore Police and Machine girl come to mind) I am more surprised at the accuracy of some of the SFX rather than the gore. I am not shocked at all by the gore and do tend to laugh at some of the more exaggerated deaths of the bad guys. Heck, those films do so much subtle humour in some deaths that you cannot help but laugh at the intentional ludicrousness of it all.

So, no I do not find gore hilarious, but I do find it humorous if used right. Heck, Tropic thunder had some gore in it and used it for comedic effect brilliantly. That type of gore does put a smile on my face.

and no, I'm not insane.
ajaxender's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 22:20
ajaxender
Oh boy, yes. Ultra-gore (as i call it) is fantastic, and games like Gears, God of War, Fallout 3, etc which just go over the top, and then some, are great fun. I cant understand how people can treat it similar to real gore, which is very different.
Niero's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 22:28
Niero
If you're ever in town let's watch Bride of ReAnimator together!
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/22/2009 22:45
Naim Master
God, you're such a evil genius, like a cold and super smart psychopath that gets disgusted by average people! I am so impressed. (but yeah, I also laugh as gore and get pissed of by the dumbness of the average citizen, and I live in Brazil, so my rage level gets off-chart most days...)
ace of knaves's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 00:18
ace of knaves
I'm not saying you're definitely going to be a serial killer, but I'm pretty sure you'd be good at it. Don't be worried, I consider that a compliment.
Kira Plaga's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 03:46
Kira Plaga
Why is it "smart" and "lazy" seem to go so well together?
Also crazy.
Sean Daisy's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 05:39
Sean Daisy
Over-the-top violence and gore is proven hilarious. Tom and Jerry and the original Warner Bros. cartoons are prime examples.

I would not be concerned by your reaction in the slightest. Schadenfreude, or delight in the suffering of others where deemed appropriate, is as common as joy at the sound of birdsong.
Bat Country's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 06:38
Bat Country
But, flying giblets are funny ;_;
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 09:27
Overcrowd
Protip: Don't play Manhunt.
DaedHead8's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:24
DaedHead8
I'm of above average intelligence but the only time I get really angry at the dumb people is when they are being dumb while driving. Driving to me is such a simple thing to do well. There are some rules to follow and common sense type things to know and that's it. But people don't get it. All day long I see people swerving in and out of lanes, running stop signs and red lights and eventually getting into accidents. That kind of behavior is ridiculous and if you time yourself, you will see that you're not really saving any significant amount of time. And in the process you endanger the lives of others and make yourself look like a jackass. /rant

Also, I like gore too, but not the real stuff. Just like most people in this comment thread. But I did laugh at "One Guy One Jar" that was a pretty funny example of real life gore (that I won't link to here because of penis).

And although it's not gore, I am ashamed to say that this is my personal favorite video on the internet.
rawnewdlz's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 11:45
rawnewdlz
I hate to say it, but I have to agree with you, I do the same thing. I also seem to laugh alone in the theater when watching "horror" movies and there are scenes a normal person shouldn't be laughing at. I like to believe it's because of the absurdity.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 12:18
Holyetheline
I laugh at most violence, honestly. I love violence and most gore is extremely funny. I would never hurt someone outside of a video game and violence in real life tends to not tickle my funny bone because it's too real.
LsTr Of SmG's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/23/2009 14:22
LsTr Of SmG
Don't worry I feel exactly the same - albeit with one small difference. I enjoy it, except that one time I was kicked out of the cinema for laughing too much/loudly during Land of the Dead.

Bastards.
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