My name is Jared and I have a sexy voice. I've been playing video games since was about 4 years old (I think the first game I played was Kaboom for the Atari 2600). I joined Destructoid simply because I like to write about them too. Some of my all-time favorites include (in no specific order):
1. TIE Fighter
2. Wolfenstein 3D
3. C&C: Red Alert
4. Perfect Dark
5. Unreal Tournament
6. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
7. Super Mario Bros. 3
8. Star Fox
9. Quake II
10. Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
Me as of 2/7/2011
My 360 collection as of 2/7/2011
My Wii collection as of 2/7/2011
My ps3 collection as of 2/7/2011
My cat as of . . . well she always looked like that.
oh snakedude, you'll be missed
It was kinda funny, but spam is spam...
Also, yeah, snakedude is banned, heck, I had enough of that ridiculous picture, it was his own fault in the end.
FUCK YOU KOMIJA!!!!
I love Metal Gear, I just hate Kojima's smugness and how he gets away with some of his bullshit. I also hate Raiden, and when they said the a Metal Gear game for the 360 was going to star Raiden, I "overreacted" and said "FUCK YOU KOJIMA!!!!"
OMG HE HAD A KNEEJERK REACTION LETS BASH HIM AND NEVER LET HIM FORGET IT.
Thank fuck Snakedude got banned, what a fucking idiot.
Seriously, a new user who actually contributes a little bit, does one thing that the council of idiots here in d-toid disagrees with it and the poor guy is screwed.
@deBLOO
I can see why nobody likes you. Hopefully you'll be the next tard to get banned.
And Galaxy is awesome Arch, hope you enjoy it.
kyosuke nanbu im going to jizz in a glass bottle and throw it at you like a molotov cocktail.
Meme's will completly distract people from your fail blogs...
Thanks for defending me on this. And I love Mario Galaxy, it's pure Nintendo magic.
I lub joo too guys!!!
@Kyo
I never knew you were gonna pull that 5 year old shit. Its really funny.