This is what I'd wanted to put on that shitty blue header, assuming it doesn't exist only in my mind:
SOME AWESOME JAPANESE TOO AWESOME AND JAPANESE FOR THIS GODDAMN BLOGGING INTERFACE
In addition, the male it is the chicken
Those would be the English-->Japanese-->English Babelfish'ed bastardization of "Also, cocks," except this stuff had to be stuff that sucked monkey cock.
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about me
Hi. I write shit for Japanator. I'm also putting words here out of penis envy.
Games? I get imaginarily hard for Final Fantasy and most other Squenix products. The rest is subject to change without notice, unless it's got Bleach in it. Then I'll hit it like a disobedient prostitute.
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Aww, poor Kitteh.