Good day sir/madam and welcome to the world of someone who calls himself Anus Mcphanus. In the real world I go by the name of Dan.
The name Anus Mcphanus comes from back in school in 6th form. We had a TV in our common room and I used to bring in my N64 to play games during our lunch breaks. Being in a public (or private to you yanks) school meant that we couldn't shout out obscene profanities so openly and so we made up words/names we could say and not get in any trouble. Eventually these words became associated with a certain person and I became known as Anus Mcphanus which meant arsehole. I thought the name was quite hilarious and so I kept the name and use it as my online and gamer name from then onwards.
In my free time I enjoy being Welsh, taking long walks down the beach and punching small children in the face.
My life is rather dull and uninspiring.
I apparently like to drop my trousers. A lot.
I can't sing but often kid myself into thinking I can.
I do not like things up my butt. Except penis.
This is my sorry arse
Favorite Games Ever:
1.) Final Fantasy VII (PS1)
2.) Suikoden 2 (PS1)
3.) Panzer Dragoon Saga (Saturn)
4.) Rock Band 2 (PS3)
5.) Dungeon Keeper 2 (PC)
6.) Mickey & Donald World of Illusion (Mega Drive)
7.) Guardian Heroes (Saturn)
8.) Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
9.) Goldeneye (N64)
10.) Bioshock (360)
Favorite Bands:
1.) Green Day
2.) The Libertines
3.) Arctic Monkeys
Favorite Movies:
1.) Wayne's World
2.) Anchorman
3.) This is Spinal Tap
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Dude that's the kind of stuff that ruins friendships and marriages. I hope he gave you a cut on the cash he made on ebay :-P
@Toneman:
You can still use the wii remote and nunchuck to play the game, you just can't use the maraca shells
Like hell he did, no he spent it on his then GF, Bastard, but I have always got him back by telling evry girl he is into that he used to be into scat porn, and if they do not know what it is, provide a short, brief explantion of it....
'People shat into each other's mouth, people then eat it, people then fuck each other silly, covered in shit, yes shit. He used to wank over that stuff when he was admitted to mental hospital, yes, he went there too.'
and yes my friend, it fucking works like a charm, he never succeceds in keeping that girl.