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Good day sir/madam and welcome to the world of someone who calls himself Anus Mcphanus. In the real world I go by the name of Dan.

The name Anus Mcphanus comes from back in school in 6th form. We had a TV in our common room and I used to bring in my N64 to play games during our lunch breaks. Being in a public (or private to you yanks) school meant that we couldn't shout out obscene profanities so openly and so we made up words/names we could say and not get in any trouble. Eventually these words became associated with a certain person and I became known as Anus Mcphanus which meant arsehole. I thought the name was quite hilarious and so I kept the name and use it as my online and gamer name from then onwards.

In my free time I enjoy being Welsh, taking long walks down the beach and punching small children in the face.
My life is rather dull and uninspiring.
I apparently like to drop my trousers. A lot.
I can't sing but often kid myself into thinking I can.
I do not like things up my butt. Except penis.

This is my sorry arse

Favorite Games Ever:
1.) Final Fantasy VII (PS1)
2.) Suikoden 2 (PS1)
3.) Panzer Dragoon Saga (Saturn)
4.) Rock Band 2 (PS3)
5.) Dungeon Keeper 2 (PC)
6.) Mickey & Donald World of Illusion (Mega Drive)
7.) Guardian Heroes (Saturn)
8.) Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
9.) Goldeneye (N64)
10.) Bioshock (360)

Favorite Bands:
1.) Green Day
2.) The Libertines
3.) Arctic Monkeys

Favorite Movies:
1.) Wayne's World
2.) Anchorman
3.) This is Spinal Tap

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Play.com Live Reminder!
Anus Mcphanus \| 6:26 AM on 03.13.2008	14 comments

Okey dokey folks looks like we have our guest list sorted!

Here are the names of everyone who'll be joining us on Sunday for the Play.com live expo:

Jim Sterling
wardrox
Demios
pheonix-blood
Justice/Poetic Justice
Silverhertz
xomb13
McSnow
and of course myself (Anus Mcphanus)

If anyone else wants to come then you can probably arrange to pick up your ticket at the box office on the day so feel free to join in on the fun.
Also tell me if I've accidentally left you off the list.

The plan of action is as follows (give or take 5mins because Sunday transport can be gay):

11:45am - Pre drink/lunch in Camden Town
Meeting outside of Camden Town Tube Station by the HSBC ATMs (next to the crossroad at the apex of where the 2 roads either side of the Tube station join).

1:30pm - Main meeting point
Meeting inside Wembley Park Tube station, just by the top of the stairs at the entrance.

There we go! That should be everything. There should be plenty of time spare just in case you're running a bit behind schedule but I'm going to PM everybody my mobile number now so that everyone has at least one point of call should things go tits up. It might be a good idea for all you guys to PM your numbers just in case as well and then we can all drunk call each other and share pictures of our genitalia.

Oh also my dtoid T-shirts arrived yesterday so I'll be sporting my "Princess is a cock teasing bitch" number to help make myself a bit more noticeable although it's bound to be fucking cold and you won't be able to see it properly..... so look out for a dtoid related sign, a short Chinese looking guy with red & black hair (red on the front) with a bag with lots of badges on it and that will most probably be me :D

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13 comments | showing # 1 to 13

Y0j1mb0

Sounds like fun..too bad you guys are so bloody far away!!

xomb13

i'm quite excited now, why the fuck did i take today off work too? the anticipation is killing me lol, maybe i need some lost odyssey to calm myself.....

wardrox

I shall be meeting you in Camden, unless I'm fucked from the day before :-)

Also, because I'm there both days, I should be able to point out where the cool stuff is.

Anus Mcphanus

Come on Wardrox I heard you were hardcore :-P

I may also be going on the Saturday afternoon as well since some of my non dtoid buddies now want to go (gays) but can't do Sunday so one of em is looking into it.

Either way should be fun fun fun!!! Possibly even more fun than bumsecks!

wardrox

oh sweet. If your there gimmie a ring.

Jim Sterling

Kick ass.

Demios

I'll be landing on Saturday night, then i guess ill be around on Sunday. I'll try and spot some of ye when if i am by the tube station.

I'd like to join up with ye in Camden in the morning for some pre-gaming madness but im staying across the road from Wembley so ill probably be better staying put and waiting to see at the event.

Justice

lol @ wardrox and I probably won't be able to make the pre-drink up
This should be awesomz!

Silverhertz

Wooop this shits gonna be tight y'all!Anyone whos got a DS and wants some Mario Kart wi-fi action with me an Anus drunken driving is where its at

Passionate Styos

God damn it, I wish I lived in United Kingdom.

McSnow

I'll be at Camden for the pre-meet up meet-up, I'll be the tall, handsome, stallion of a man wearing tatty jeans and a T-SHirt bearing this design.
I shall bring my DS, monies and big bags of sweets.

Hollie Bennett

that pic of jim can see into my soul!

also short Chinese guy is understatement...lol you guys need to just wait!

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