Good day sir/madam and welcome to the world of someone who calls himself Anus Mcphanus. In the real world I go by the name of Dan.
The name Anus Mcphanus comes from back in school in 6th form. We had a TV in our common room and I used to bring in my N64 to play games during our lunch breaks. Being in a public (or private to you yanks) school meant that we couldn't shout out obscene profanities so openly and so we made up words/names we could say and not get in any trouble. Eventually these words became associated with a certain person and I became known as Anus Mcphanus which meant arsehole. I thought the name was quite hilarious and so I kept the name and use it as my online and gamer name from then onwards.
In my free time I enjoy being Welsh, taking long walks down the beach and punching small children in the face.
My life is rather dull and uninspiring.
I apparently like to drop my trousers. A lot.
I can't sing but often kid myself into thinking I can.
I do not like things up my butt. Except penis.
This is my sorry arse
Favorite Games Ever:
1.) Final Fantasy VII (PS1)
2.) Suikoden 2 (PS1)
3.) Panzer Dragoon Saga (Saturn)
4.) Rock Band 2 (PS3)
5.) Dungeon Keeper 2 (PC)
6.) Mickey & Donald World of Illusion (Mega Drive)
7.) Guardian Heroes (Saturn)
8.) Brave Fencer Musashi (PS1)
9.) Goldeneye (N64)
10.) Bioshock (360)
1.) Green Day
2.) The Libertines
3.) Arctic Monkeys
1.) Wayne's World
3.) This is Spinal Tap
Back in December, Dtoid UK attended the Tekken 6 PAL Territories finals and after some cleaning up in my room I remembered that I managed to obtain some extra swag!
In the swag bag there is the following:
1.) 2010 Tekken 6 Calendar
2.) Tekken 6 T-shirt (large)
3.) Limited edition Art Book (same one as in the special editions of the game, I think)
4.) Tekken 6 baseball cap
5.) Small Tekken 6 poster
6.) Tekken 6 pin
Now all of this can be yours and because I'm in a giving mood right now I'm willing to ship all this outside of the UK to wherever.
All you have to do is pick a character from the Tekken universe and write an interesting back-story to that character in the comments. It can be as serious, funny and insane as you want and it doesn't have to be factually accurate, just entertaining. I'll pick the best entry and PM the winner!
and just because everyone should watch these again: